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Dsarvess — Desert Survival Program
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Published: 2011-10-18 07:32:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 6020; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 66
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Planning a trip into the desert? Want to live your life out in the sands? Silph Co. now offers a new program that lets you live safely in your new home! Furthermore, new to this product is a portable, temporary treatment. Bring one along in your emergency kit every time you head out into a trip in the desert!As with all our products, this comes with an extensive array of side benefits, including, but not limited to, flight, eye protection, increased strength and durability, and singing ability!
(Side effects WILL include total, irreversible physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Note that cold and ice become exceedingly dangerous to recipients of the treatment. Constant increased levels of temperature are recommended for long-term health reasons. Consultation with a physician is required before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)
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I'm a lurker, but still...I AM EXTREMELY INTERESTED! 
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Eye protection = No eye injuries in football (which I get a lot) = HELL YES. *signs*
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I'd very much prefer the temporary treatment.
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Temporary it shall be, then! Sign here, please!
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Excellent! If you'll step around back, we've got an insulated chamber to carry out the treatment in.
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Understood. *walks to the back, and climbs in the chamber*
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Alright! We'll need to take a blood sample to synthesize the mutagen, and then we'll be out shortly with the injection!
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Blood sample...? Well...alright. Any needles?
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By default, yes. If you prefer, we can take a skin swab DNA sample, and administer the mutagen by aerosol. This does have the disadvantage of being much slower, however, so if possible, I would recommend the needles.
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Well then...I guess I'll go with the blood sample.
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Alright! *A few moments, then he returns.* Here's the injection. I'm not allowed to give it to you, so just place it against your arm and push that button on top: It'll automatically give you the dose.
You can also save it and use it later. Also, the temporary package comes with five extra injections for you to use at your leisure. Each lasts about 48 hours, and has a slow wearing-off period of about six hours, so that you can return to a place that's safe and private to revert back to your human form.
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Got it....*puts the device against left arm, and presses the button*
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I think I'll sign up for the temporary treatment.
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Awesome! You are aware that repeated use of the temporary serum can result in partial or total transformation of your base form? The first half-dozen at least are safe, but if you go beyond that in a few months, you'll be risking your form...
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Yes, I only plan to do this one once, maybe twice. There are mental changes with it too, right?
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Indeed! It'd be hard to accomplish without it. Purely human minds don't do so well in non-human bodies...
So then! If you come this way, we can get your supply prepared!
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Alright! *Walks with you.*
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We'll need a quick blood sample: Each treatment has to be customized to your precise base form. If you've got a fear of needles we can go with a different way, but it'll take a good deal longer.
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No, I'm fine. Go ahead and take the sample.
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Alright! And how would you like the treatment to come? Traditionally, we use autoinjectors, but again, if you'd rather have something different...
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I'm fine with the injection. Is everything all set?
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It is! *The attendant returns a short time later, carrying a small case* Here are six injections for you: Each will last approximately forty-eight hours. If you want more than this within a sixty-day period, we'll need to go through the additional procedure for permanent treatments. Enjoy!
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Alright. Can I inject one now?
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Indeed! We have lockers for your belongings and rooms for your comfort, if you'll follow me.
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Alright! *Follows you.*
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Wait, if it's a "portable, temporary" treatment, then why is the physical and mental metamorphosis irreversible? DUNDUNDUNNNN...
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Well, that disclaimer applies mainly to the standard option, rather than the temporary one. However, repeated use of the temporary treatment will result in eventual failure of the transformation back.
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Awesome! The portable version or the permanent treatment?
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I don't know... how about portable?
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Sounds good! Right this way, and we'll get you set up!
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Oo... Yeah, that'd make a lot of sense. ^_^
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Right here! Temporary, or permanent?
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Awesome! If you'll just sign here, we can get the application process started.
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Oh wow, the new one is out already! Congratulations Silph, a-
Wait, did you say TEMPORARY? Where do I sign up?
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Right here! Please note, though, that excessive re-use of the temporary dose will result in partial alteration of your base form, and eventually, permanent, total metamorphosis. So use it sparingly!
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