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Published: 2011-10-18 07:32:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 6021; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 66
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Planning a trip into the desert? Want to live your life out in the sands? Silph Co. now offers a new program that lets you live safely in your new home! Furthermore, new to this product is a portable, temporary treatment. Bring one along in your emergency kit every time you head out into a trip in the desert!As with all our products, this comes with an extensive array of side benefits, including, but not limited to, flight, eye protection, increased strength and durability, and singing ability!
(Side effects WILL include total, irreversible physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Note that cold and ice become exceedingly dangerous to recipients of the treatment. Constant increased levels of temperature are recommended for long-term health reasons. Consultation with a physician is required before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)
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Oh dear, I don't want that. I might just try it once..... How do I turn back after I use it though?
*looks at needle and prepares self*
(Nice stream BTW, I would've been there but I was in school..... >.<, So I'm watching it now.)
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It's time based. Forty eight hours after use, it'll wear off and you'll return to normal over the course of about two more hours.
(Thanks. ^_^ I plan on doing another sometime soon! Hopefully you can make it. 
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Two days as a Flygon.... I suppose I can manage that. Do ya need to be watching me for various purposes?
*raises needle to arm and plunges it*
(Hopefully *crosses fingers*)
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Nope! We took care of all of that during our testing period. We test quite thoroughly to make sure that everything works well! You're free to go!
....Though you may want to get somewhere private soon. It does take a little while to kick in, but once it does, you probably don't want to be out and about. We have some rooms in the back set aside if you'd like that, and lockers for the belongings you won't be needing in your new form.
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Ugh..... Thanks. I'll probably need it.
*walks to the rooms dizzily and runs into a wall*
Ow! Ugh, it's already started....
(I had a drawing I did because I wasn't allowed on the computer for sometime, sent it to a friend to look at but now you've made me want to make it all digital. Thanks
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Indeed it has! Right this way, please!
(Don't feel like digital is necessarily better than traditional. Make sure you try and develop both! I happen to be better at Digital, but that's just me. 
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*follows, occasionally stumbling and falling over once*
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At the moment, we only have a clinic set up in Saffron, but it is available now!
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Really? D=
Well, we hope to open branches across the regions. Hopefully we will have one near you soon!
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Hopefully would be an understatement, I`m sure you could easily expand! ^_^
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Excellent! Come on back, and we'll get stuff set up. Are you here to purchase a temporary portable injection? Or have a permanent treatment?
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hmm for now temporary because you never know when you guys might have something more worthwhile XD
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Sounds like a good plan! This way, and we'll get started!
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Permanent, Or Portable Temporary?
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hmmm
i want permanent but that means nobody would be able to control this acount so i guess the only option is to clone mysef *zaps self* see you me owo
Me2: ok bye owo *goes back home*
Ok im ready ^^
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Err... That was...
*Shakes head* Alright, then... This way...
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