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Dsarvess — Self Supplying Power Program
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Published: 2011-10-02 09:41:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 3017; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 31
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Introducing the first in a new line of products from Silph Co. that will transform the way you live your life!Tired of needing to pay for power? Ready for a change of perspective on life? A single treatment will allow you to create enough electricity for not only you, but your entire city! Additional benefits include longevity, increased strength and constitution, and limited psychic ability!
(Note: Side effects WILL include complete, permanent physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Results are irreversible. Consultation with your physician and psychological evaluation are mandatory before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)
Look for more treatments in this product line in the near future! Customer recommendations for research direction is invited and encouraged! Contribute them in the comment box below.
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O.o .... well I am tired of charging me 3Ds.... *sighns up online* (hours later) You finish it!
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Alright! Let's get you started! ^_^
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Has someone been messing with my secret prototype Zekrom serum?
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We guarantee that our process was developed purely within our own laboratories, by our own researchers. Patent files will show the uniqueness of our method. If you want, you can sign up for a treatment to observe it yourself!
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Drat...seems my serum's simply being outdated these days...
Hmm...*spreads wings*...
What a Reaper like me should do now...?
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Hmm... I don't know, should I sign up for this or wait for a later one?
Also, for future drawings in this series, maybe a Lugia or Kyogre for water related things?
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You may want to wait.... As noted, the effects ARE irreversible, so you should make sure this is the one you want.
That being said, we will also be developing a way to apply these treatments to those already affected. No guarantees, however.
Also, your suggestion has been noted. We will have heard other suggestions to the same effect, and will begin work on that after our current development cycle is concluded.
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Alright. Can't wait to see what new treatments you come out with!
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Alright! We need your signature here, and we can get started!
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Great! If you'll come this way, we'll get you started on the treatment. It should take about three hours to complete from the first injection to total metamorphosis...
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DAaaaaaang! XD 3 HOURS?!
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We don't want to rush the change. It's difficult and exhausting enough for you even taking that long! Plus, that gives you time to ease into certain aspects: Change in balance and stance, wings and tail, electrical generation, increased strength, and so on...
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Of course! Just sign here and we'll get you started with the preliminaries.
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Excellent! All of our doctors are currently occupied giving treatments to other customers. Today's the day of release, so we're fairly busy. But we'll let you know as soon as we have an availability!
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Hey, since you've already done Zekrom one, you could do a Reshiram next, maybe for the purposes of powering central heating systems. I know I'd be willing to test it!
(Great picture by the way, I bet the poor guy wasn't expecting THAT when he agreed to the treatment! XD)
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Indeed! We already have our scientists working on that as our next release in this line! And if you'd be willing to test it, that would be excellent.
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Excellent! We'll let you know once we're in the testing phase!
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Very good! If you can bring a certification of physical and mental wellness, we can get started right away!
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Everything looks in order... If you would come this way, we'll begin preparing your treatment for you!
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Excellent! If you'll just sign here, we can get you scheduled for the preliminary examinations....
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Thanks! We'll give you a call as soon as we're ready for you!
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