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Published: 2011-10-15 00:48:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 4021; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 38
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Our third release in the Up-Grade Mark 3 product line, Silph Co. is proud to present the Social Relations Augmentation Program!Ever wanted to feel more connection with others? This product enhances empathic connection, as well as instilling psychic capabilities that allow for better understanding and communication! Other features include flight, illusion conjuring, invisibility, and much more!
Comes in four options for color! Red, Blue, Green, and Gold!
(Side effects WILL include total, irreversible physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Feelings of sibling relation to other participants on the program are a not uncommon side effect. Red and Gold colors not intended for use by males, Blue and Green not intended for use by females. Consultation with a phhysician is required before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)
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Heh...I'm daring. I'm going for Red and there's nothing you or anyone can do to stop me!
XD Regardless, I see this is a good pic; sometimes we got to go to what we do best. For you, that seems to be drawing.
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Oh, I'm not going to stop you: Just letting you know that it's not designed with certain people in mind. X3
Thank you, though! ^_^ I'm glad you think this is good.
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Your welcome.
And to show your thanks, take me to get that Red color!
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Yep yep! Let's just get the form filled out, and take a blood sample, and we can get you the treatment...
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*Fills out the form and takes the blood sample all in under 20 minutes*
Heh, what can I say? Detective work is no different!
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Latias is red and female, Latios male and blue.... Lugia is genderless and somehow can be both O.o
also, blue please.
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Hee. 
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Wait...Red is not intended for use by males? Screw that! I'm signing up with Red as my option!
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You do realize that the red form is based off Latias? The female variation of the species? If you're willing to undergo the change nonetheless, though.... Right this way!
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*follows you* Of course I am, you silly goose!
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I don't care! I love latias! *follows you*
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Of course! Let's get it all set up...
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Is there paperwork involved ? And is there express tf ?
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Reminds me of Plasmids from Bioshock series. (They do something simular to this, except they just change your genetic code and give you certain powers.
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Oh? I've never played Bioshock, but I've heard about those things, I think...
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They're very similar, and your picture reminds me of a Story I'm writing which could be called a combination of both.
(The plasmids start to transform my character in the story into a monster)
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I was wondering when Silph Co. would come up with their new product. And it looks like they came through once more. Great work once again *applauds*
On some unrelated notes, looks like the above subject isn't quite as willing when they get the treatment.
I'd also be more than happy to give my ideas to the program, if that is O.K with you.
Hmm. The ability to connect with others more deeply plus psychic abilities, flying and invisibility in exchange for humanity? I dunno..... It'll take a VERY long time to get used to everything.
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Thank you! And don't worry about Lacelle there: She was just alarmed at the rather rapid pace of the change. She's extremely pleased with the results, though, as you say, she's still getting used to things.
And we're always happy to hear suggestions! Go ahead and give your ideas!
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Oh,that's good. Good luck with her new life.
Let's see......
For the people running out of time ALWAYS, why not give them the ability to manipulate it? (Dialga)
And the ability to make the weather change? (Lugia (
This should be good for now. Hope these helps!
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I'll pass on your wishes to her! I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
And let's see... Ah! Your suggestion about time management sounds like an excellent idea! I'll mark it down. As for the other, well... We already have a weather program planned, but it's not the pokΓ©mon you mentioned. Lugia is in development, though. ^_^ It's just under a different name.
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The only other weather Pokemon I know of is Castform.... I'm not sure of anything else.
Might I ask what the process is? A needle, or a machine?
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As for the weather one... Well, we have the preliminary work done. We just need to finish testing, and we'll release it. 
As for the process, we have a few different options. Injection is the most popular, but we also offer other methods including aerosol, skin absorbent gel, and machine-assisted modification. They do have downsides that make injection the most common method, though.
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I don't like needles.... I get really nervous when I know I'm gonna get poked with one. Thank god (for now) that it's only a medical shot and not a needle that'll change your life.
By the way, what gave Silph the idea to make a project like this, how do you do it, and do you have government permission?
(Haha, sooner or later we should RP
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Well, a good number of our customers feel that way, so that's why we offer the other options!
As for what gave us the idea? Well, as you may know, there was an incident involving a teleportation attempt, a Clefairy, and a well known scientist... That let us know that the process was possible, and gave us a base to work off of. Once we had the basic theory down, we only have to make relatively minor modifications to produce new variations. We do have government permission, of course: Thus the mandatory evaluations by a physician, safeguards to make sure the process is voluntary, and such. Though if it gets bigger, we may be subject to more regulation... We don't mind, though. At the moment, we have quite the monopoly on the technology.
(Indeed! Send me a note!
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(Scratch the above thing, I found it
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Never heard of that incident. I hope the scientist still lives a (slightly) normal life.
And that's good. There are loads of organisations out there that just take people off the streets and when they come back they're a Charmander.
(How do I? Ugh, I don't know much about this site >.<)
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Oh? You've never heard of Bill?
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Oh yeah! didn't someone called Red help him back?
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Blue\Green and Red\Gold are only differentiated by pigment. However, Blue\Green results in a Latios, while Red\Gold makes you a Latias.
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HAND ME ZE RED PILL, DOCTER!!!
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is it odd if you want to be a lati of the oppisite gender?
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Well, it's untested, but if you want to try...
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What color would you like, then?
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So that would be.... Gold! Right this way, please!
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We're a bit busy at the moment, as you can see, but we should have yours ready in about fifteen minutes!
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One standard Latias, coming on up!
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*was about to enter the gold room* ok I think I'm just gonna leave now *begins to walk away*
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Awww.... Why? Is something wrong?
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