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Dsarvess β€” Weather Command Program by-nc-sa

Published: 2011-10-25 07:30:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 4568; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 48
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Description Tired of talking about the weather and not being able to do anything about it? With this program, direct comman of the skies is possible! Comes with many side benefits, such as flight and flexibility! With this installment in the Silph Co. Up-Grade Mark 3 line, three differing options are available for your comfort: Serpent, Humanoid, and Hybrid!

(Side effects WILL include total, irreversible physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Weather-control ability limited to mundane weather: Dramatic weather shifts will be included in upcoming programs. Consultation with a physician is required before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)
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Dsarvess In reply to ??? [2011-10-25 13:56:57 +0000 UTC]

Right here! *Hands you medical documents* Read over carefully, then we'll get you started!

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PhantomPhoenick In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 13:59:07 +0000 UTC]

*reads the documents* how long does the temporary loss of speech last?

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Dsarvess In reply to PhantomPhoenick [2011-10-25 14:10:01 +0000 UTC]

It depends. With proper speech therapy and training, which we provide as a complementary service, human speech can be re-learned in about a week.

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PhantomPhoenick In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 14:20:26 +0000 UTC]

sounds like a nice deal *signs*

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Dsarvess In reply to PhantomPhoenick [2011-10-26 00:54:35 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! Let's get started!

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MaxSilverfox In reply to ??? [2011-10-25 10:40:29 +0000 UTC]

hey, nice TF !

do you use mutagen or virus to transform these guys in pokemon?

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Dsarvess In reply to MaxSilverfox [2011-10-25 13:47:34 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

I suppose you could call it a mutagen. It's not contagious or anything, and has to be custom-made for each patient.

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MaxSilverfox In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 18:26:16 +0000 UTC]

heh, sounds good.

but i would use more virus, contagious and easy to spread, perfect to build a large amount of pokemon under my command...

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Dsarvess In reply to MaxSilverfox [2011-10-26 00:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Well.... That sounds sinister....

But in all honesty, we're providing a service: We don't have any pokΓ©mon under our command, and the mutagen needs to be custom-built and self-applied to prevent unwilling transformation.

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MaxSilverfox In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-26 01:24:19 +0000 UTC]

very well ill be waiting to see how your next vict- err i mean... client resutl...

sorry i get used to other tfs....

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Dsarvess In reply to MaxSilverfox [2011-10-26 02:20:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha... It's fine. ^^

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NordicFeline In reply to ??? [2011-10-25 07:31:18 +0000 UTC]

may i sign up for the serpent ?

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Dsarvess In reply to NordicFeline [2011-10-25 07:39:44 +0000 UTC]

Of course! ^_^

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mckinnal In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 12:53:10 +0000 UTC]

ok i know what the serpent one would look like, but what would the other 2 look like?

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Dsarvess In reply to mckinnal [2011-10-25 13:36:16 +0000 UTC]

The Hybrid has humanoid arms, but other than that, is mostly ophidian. The Humanoid is more like what you see here: An anthropomorphic Dragonair, with arms and legs.

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mckinnal In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 13:58:44 +0000 UTC]

ooh. in that case, ill take the Humanoid

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Dsarvess In reply to mckinnal [2011-10-25 14:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! Just sign on these documents and we'll get going!

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mckinnal In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 14:03:31 +0000 UTC]

*fills out documents* now what?

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Dsarvess In reply to mckinnal [2011-10-25 14:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Come on back and we'll get your treatment started! Provided you have a few hours free for the treatment?

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mckinnal In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 14:17:09 +0000 UTC]

yes.. yes i do *follows you to the back*

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NordicFeline In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 07:40:57 +0000 UTC]

where do i sign

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Dsarvess In reply to NordicFeline [2011-10-25 07:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Right here! And we'll need the physician's slip and blood sample, and we'll be ready to go!

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NordicFeline In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 08:00:12 +0000 UTC]

right ^^ *signs up* i kinda got informed in the start about that , does the blood sample get collected now or

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Dsarvess In reply to NordicFeline [2011-10-25 14:03:38 +0000 UTC]

We can collect it now. If you'll come around back, we can get you set up with a doctor who'll take it for you.

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NordicFeline In reply to Dsarvess [2011-10-25 14:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Yay ^^ *follows*

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