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dustindemon — CONKER SERIES: Ze Professor
Published: 2005-07-02 20:44:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2906; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 133
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Also known as Professor Von Kriplespak, Ze Professor is servant to the Fairy Panther Type King. Rumor has it that he was once a brilliant military leader. Rumor has it that he also had legs once.Related content
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Memorable Quote: "Duct tape? I'll give him a duct tape, fucking arsehole. I'll come down here-- I'll show him where ze duct tape is, I'll show him where to stuff it...! Stupid fucker... All I do all day is try to sort his stupid fucking problems out. Asshole, I fucking hate zat fucker! Anyway, vat vere ve...? Um... Ze milk, ze milk, ze table, ze table, ze table... Vat shall ve do? Vat shall ve do vith zis!? Uh... Clean slate...! Ja, clean slate... Um, so... Anti-gravity chocolate... It's kinda vurking... Ah, zat vill do, zat vill do. Out ze fucking vindow vit zat...!"
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"Oh shit! First my legs, and now my life!"
"Ve shall zee who gets ze duct tape!" - That's one of my favorite things to say when i'm about to get revenge on someone in a game, haha.
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this guy was frickin hillarious...even though he created the entire Tediz army...still funny tho!
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this guy was frickin hillarious...even though he created the entire Tediz army...still funny tho!
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Ahaha one of my favorite character XD
Aaah... ze table, ja...
NOT GUT NOT GUT D:
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Inventor of the Anti-Gravity chocolate! XD
I loved ze professor.
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@)#!_(¥ arsehole!!!
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