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Published: 2012-01-12 13:45:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1145; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 9
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Description Prussia interrupts a meeting on the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$a

Spoof request from X-Midnight-Lady-X

Bold letters are not included to the 'singin' part
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Prussia:
Wake up in the morning feeling like myself
Put my awesome on, fall on the floor - Im gonna hit this meeting (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of beer
Cause when I leave for the meetin', I ain't coming sober
Im awesome –

Switserland:
standing on our toes, toes
Trying to irritate us, us

America:
Dude causing us to groan, groan
Stop-flipping, making it even worse

Prussia:
Set on edge the countries
Trying to get them little bit tipsy

France:
Please stop, make him stop
UK, blew their nukes up

Prussia:
This time, Im the sprite
Til they see the white light!
Tik tok, says the bird
But the meeting wont stop ,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Germany:
Please stop, make him stop
UK, blew their nukes up

Prussia:
This time, Im the sprite
Til they see the white light!
Tik tok, says the bird
But the meeting wont stop ,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
ain't got no right to be there at all, but I'm already here
Now, the dudes are winding up cause they know I wont hold back
But I get on their nerves unless they are like dalai lama
Im talking about - everybody getting pissed, pissed
Boys trying to get me out, out

Poland:
Gonna smack him if he's not leaving soon, soon

Prussia:
Now, now – I'm goin' til they kick me out, out
Or my bruder shut me down, down
Bruder shut me down, down
Bru-bru shut me -

Austria:
Please stop, make him stop
UK, blew their nukes up

Prussia:
This time, Im the sprite
Til they see the white light!
Tik tok, says the bird
But the meeting wont stop ,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

The Netherlands:
Please stop, make him stop
UK, blew their nukes up

Prussia:
This time, Im the sprite
Til they see the white light!
Tik tok, says the bird
But the meeting wont stop ,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Really, they kicked me out

Poland:
I broke his nose
My hand, it hurts

Lithuania:
Yeah, you hit hard

Prussia:
With my head up
You got me now
You gotta me out
Yea, you got me

Really, They kicked me out
He broke my nose
My head, it pounds
Yeah, they got me
With my head up
Put my hands up
Put my hands up
No, the meeting wont start when I walk in

Lithuania:
Please stop, make him stop
UK, blew their nukes up

Prussia:
This time, Im the sprite
Til they see the white light!
Tik tok, says the bird
But the meeting wont stop ,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Sweden:
Pl'se st'p, m'ke h'm st'p
UK, bl'w th'r n'k's 'p

Prussia:
This time, Im the sprite
Til they see the white light!
Tik tok, says the bird
But the meeting wont stop ,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
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Comments: 37

headstrong210 [2014-10-29 10:29:46 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS SO AWESOME I SANG ALONG IN MY HEAD THE WHOLE TIME!!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to headstrong210 [2015-01-02 12:47:43 +0000 UTC]

WHY NOT OUT LOUD??

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KirahIsCool [2014-10-01 00:10:35 +0000 UTC]

im just singing along
TICK TOC SAIS TEH BIRD!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to KirahIsCool [2015-01-02 12:48:27 +0000 UTC]

Did you break the windows or attracted animals with your singing?

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KirahIsCool In reply to dwarfthrowing [2015-01-03 01:10:54 +0000 UTC]

(Oh my god this story) okay, I was singing, and my dog kept on asking for.food until he jumped through the closed window, breaking it. So to say, yes both of those things happened

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dwarfthrowing In reply to KirahIsCool [2015-01-04 13:28:13 +0000 UTC]

You are my new hero

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KirahIsCool In reply to dwarfthrowing [2015-01-04 21:07:45 +0000 UTC]

XD (I can sense America having his heart broken)

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dwarfthrowing In reply to KirahIsCool [2015-03-12 20:11:15 +0000 UTC]

Meh, he'll find a hamburger and will forget about it

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KirahIsCool In reply to dwarfthrowing [2015-03-13 17:42:53 +0000 UTC]

Yea, I think he just bought out McDonald's a while ago...

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AteTooMuchCookies [2013-10-28 03:50:45 +0000 UTC]

You know what sucks? Instead of reading it as: Uk blew their nukes up, i read UK BLEW HIS NUTS OFF

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dwarfthrowing In reply to AteTooMuchCookies [2013-11-06 17:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Ouch

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desu-kuma [2012-03-23 09:59:13 +0000 UTC]

now I will come in late to school sining this and when everone looks at me like WTF my reply will be

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dwarfthrowing In reply to desu-kuma [2012-03-23 16:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Always works : D

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desu-kuma In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-03-23 18:59:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes it does

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Silver-Moon-Dance [2012-03-11 22:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Sweden's part totally killed me.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Silver-Moon-Dance [2012-03-12 16:25:20 +0000 UTC]

trololololol

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Eziotehwomanizer [2012-01-29 22:46:10 +0000 UTC]

good god
epic

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AFrools [2012-01-20 00:23:17 +0000 UTC]

Once I started reading this, I put on the actual song and sang along with these lyrics.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to AFrools [2012-01-20 15:32:48 +0000 UTC]

pasta

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ReginaFelagie215 [2012-01-13 16:56:35 +0000 UTC]

I. MUST. LEARN. THIS. SONG.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to ReginaFelagie215 [2012-01-13 17:15:24 +0000 UTC]

do it then

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ReginaFelagie215 In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-01-14 14:36:43 +0000 UTC]

I will.

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Ink-Fugi [2012-01-12 23:37:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL I SANG IT ALL WITHOUT TAKING A BREATH. GO ME.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ink-Fugi [2012-01-13 14:05:40 +0000 UTC]

O____O Did ya get blue? Or purple?

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Ink-Fugi In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-01-14 17:21:13 +0000 UTC]

Neither. XD Thank Jesus there's pauses in the song.*THAAT was when I breathed*

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Ink-Fugi [2012-01-14 17:28:39 +0000 UTC]

oh

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hellohello2234 [2012-01-12 23:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Poland broke his nose. How wonderful!

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dwarfthrowing In reply to hellohello2234 [2012-01-13 14:05:51 +0000 UTC]

Like totally

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xXPollerXx [2012-01-12 23:25:43 +0000 UTC]

I try to imagine them actually singing this, actual voices. I love. <3

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dwarfthrowing In reply to xXPollerXx [2012-01-13 14:06:02 +0000 UTC]

pasta?

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marymary17 [2012-01-12 23:25:22 +0000 UTC]

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VicodinFlavoredMints [2012-01-12 21:05:26 +0000 UTC]

NICE! Now I wish someone would record this and put it under a flash.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to VicodinFlavoredMints [2012-01-13 14:06:19 +0000 UTC]

Good idear...

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VicodinFlavoredMints In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-01-14 04:53:08 +0000 UTC]

^^

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amberrito [2012-01-12 17:44:19 +0000 UTC]

I just sang the whole song and my mom walked in and asked me wtf I was doing. I told her that I don't know, but it's awesome.

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dwarfthrowing In reply to amberrito [2012-01-12 19:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Kein Danke!

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