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Description This is me and ferretgirlsz on the BBCSherlockRP chat

: D Sence was never found again

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)) John is a pimp ((
(Hahaha!!!  )
)) He just is ((
(Yes)
)) The amount of girlfriends he has had around Sherlock is quite.... ((
(Yup, pimp XD)
)) Mind image: John in pimp clothing wi the bling ((
(What does that make Sherlock then? XD)
)) .... Lemme think ((
)) His treasurer ((
)) .. ((
(His pimping secretary XD)
)) jup ((
)) Needs to be drawn ((
(Well I have no artistic ability, so..... XD)
(Heh, I can imagine Aislynn whacking them both upside the head and be like "NO PIMPING WE'VE GOT A NEW CASE")
)) And Mycroft:  ((
)) 3 seconds later he tries to poke his eyeballs out with his ubrella, but Anthea stops him ((
(Yup XD)
(And then of course Aislynn will go off and drink herself silly)
)) And Lestrade has the camera to film it all ((
(Hahaha, so much chaos!!)
)) no no no ((
)) It's all planned ((
(Ooooh, even better XD)
)) by Moriarty ((
)) Who's paying Lestrade in fact ((
(O.o Twist ending)
)) Lestrade is a bloody dooble agent! ((
(NUUUU)
)) Yeeees ((
(Good thing Aislynn is drunk cuz otherwise she'd have figured that out)
)) He helped wi the trap for Sherlock.. by allowing him on the crime scenes ((
)) Who wouldn't have filmed it? ((
(NUUU LESTRADE HOW DARE YOU.............And very true XD)
)) And who knew that Moriarty was behind it? ((
)) No party starts before Lestrade walks in ((
(Yesh)
)) o3o ((
)) This would be one hell of a crack fanfic/comic ((
(Oh yeah!!!)
)) want to read and make up more ((
)) Then John sends all the bitches to get Moriarty ((
)) Moriarty is cought watching the tape from Lestrade ((
)) They find out that Lestrade is a double agent ((
(Aislynn drunkenly wrestles him to the ground)
)) They try to find Lestrade, but he has... ((
)) flown to neverland ((
(O.O)
)) They go after him ((
)) He has joined the pirate crew and they join the Peter Pan crew o3o ((
)) There is this fight ((
)) The pirates lose ((
(( but Lestrade gets away yet again on the back of the crockodile ((
(Aislynn's sober by now and is riding a giant seahorse to catch him)
)) Is someone taking notes of this ***? ((
)) And Mycroft flies behind it like Mary Poppins ((
You can note it)
)) and going on ((
)) They lose track of Lestrade ((
)) They are unhappy and decide to go to Las Vegas ((
(MORE DRINKING.....BUT WITH GAMBLING)
)) Yeees ((
)) And Santa ((
)) He's the person he hands out cards ((
(Hehehehehe)
)) And after a few games they find out that Moriarty was just walking with them the whooole time ((
)) But they are all to drunk to do anything ((
)) xcept for Anthea who has been texting all the time ((
(Hahahaha XD)
)) but she's still texting so nothing is done about it ((
(Hmmm......Maybe Aislynn will start dancing on top of tables XD)
(She'll be like "Screw this I need a vacation")
)) o3o and all of John's bitches are dressed as rabbits.. you know which kind I mean ((
(Oh yeah XD)
)) She screws a screw into the wall ((
(Lol yeah)
)) Then the bitches have a cushion fight ((
)) But the man are not really interested ((
)) Because like everyone knows they are actually all gaaay ((
(But sadly Aislynn doesn't know that so she drags Sherlock away XD)
)) Xcept for Sebastian Moran ((
)) He's not gay ((
(Dont' know who he is)
)) He's in love with his gun ((
(Ooh, fun.....)
)) He's Moriarty's gunner : D ((
(Even so, Sherlock's now been kidnapped by Aislynn....)
)) Sherlock makes nail scratches in the ground ((
)) AND THEN ANDERSON RESQUES SHERLOCK ((
(And then Aislynn becomes forever alone and weeps in a corner XD)
)) Anderson is driving a raptor btw ((
(Lol)
)) Sherlock cries tears of happyness and hugs Anderson ((
(Aislynn cries more in her lonely corner  )
)) They all party some more and give the raptor a name ((
(John drags Aislynn back to the bar where she drinks herself silly again)
)) There he leaves her to go back to the party ((
)) The next day (the raptor name became Jesus).. ((
(The next day they all have such hangovers that none of them can get up)
)) But there are some awkward situations ((
)) The gun and the raptor are sharing a bed with Moran ((
)) brb ((
)) back ((
)) John is wearing one of the rabbit suits and is in the chandelier ((
)) Sherlock is wearing John's clothes and is hugging Mycroft's umbrella ((
)) Mycroft is in the shower chained to Moriarty ((
)) Anderson is strapped to a pole with a moustache drawn on his face with permanent marker ((
)) Aislynn is actually in her bed in PJs ((
)) And Anthea is still texting ((
)) After a weak they've all recovered ((
)) And they go back to London with MJN air ((
)) There they try to find out where Lestrade went ((
)) meanwhile: Lestrade is having a good time as a Gondelier in Venice ((
)) are you still with me? ((
(yeah sorry)
(I took a speed trip to the library)
(Haha, love the awkward positions!
)
)) I'm stuck ((
(Maybe Lestrade's cheating wife tells them where to find him)
)) yeah sounds good ((
)) They finally catch him when he has finally become fluent in Italian ((
(So when they ask for the information he speaks it in Italian and no one can figure it out)
)) After some point Mycroft gets so angry that he almost pushes his umbrella up Lestrade's arse ((
(But finally Lestrade comes clean when Aislynn whips him with Sherlock's crop)
)) Since when does Sherlock have a crop? ((
)) I tought he had a harpoon ((
(His riding crop in the first episode?)
)) OOOOOH YEAH ((
)) But he only confesses because he knows it has toutched a corpse ((
(Lol, not cuz it hurts XD
)
)) NOOO he can stand pain ((
)) But it's just disgusting ((
(LOL XD)
)) Then they know where Moriarty was hiding 3 months ago ((
(So they all go after Moriarty next)
)) While Moriarty is still chained to Mycroft o3o ((
(LOL XD
(But then this guy named Adrian comes and frees Moriarty.......but he's not gay cuz then he drags away Aislynn and Anthea)
(He's actually the guy I set as Aislynn's brother's killer)
(So it's not TOOO random)
)) They all run after Moriarty, but Moran shoots them all ((
)) And they wake up ((
(And it was all a cracked up dream?)
)) nooo it's interception style dream o3o oooweeeoooo ((
(LOOOOOL)
)) And the Doctor flies into the room and takes them off into the universe ((
to see*
(WHOLOCK)
)) Aaaaand tiiime ((
)) Am I amusing you well enough? ((
(Oh indeed XD)
)) And they go to Vogonsphere ((
(Oh god...)
(Oh, and I wanted to wish you a happy birthday  
)) thaaanks ((
(No problem. I dunno if you'd be on on your birthday so I'd tell you early before I forgot)
)) Sherlock gets slapped in his face all the fecking time ((
)) kay : D ((
(Oh yeah, cuz he's always thnking XD)
(Aislynn gets slapped quite a bit too)
)) Anderson, unsurprisingly, doesn't get slapped in the face at all ((
)) Even the raptor gets slapped in the face more often then Anderson ((
(LOL of course XD)
)) They meet a guy in a gown who resembled John in a lot of things ((
(Except he has reddish hair)
)) yeah and has tea cravings ((
(Yesh)
)) John has Jam cravings ((
)) moving on ((
)) They made the Vogons crazy and flew off to some place nicer which you may choose ((
(They crashed into earth again and they came to The Cirque Du Freak XD)
(They met a super tall man, a woman who could grow a beard then shrink it back in, a man who's half man half wolf, and a grumpy orange haired vampire)
(Immediately Sherlock and the Orange haired vampire, Mr. Crepsley, started aruging)
(Then a warring faction of vampires called Vampaneze, a group of them attacked the Cirque and the gang fled)
)) what the ((
(Darren Shan Saga?)
)) and then a monkey ate the rest of the non TARDIS crew ((
)) no idear ((
(It's a good series)
)) and the TARDIS crew ate the monkey ((
(The end.......is it?)
)) what? WHY? ((
)) well the end for the monkey that is ((
(All the sherlockians just got eaten)
)) o3o I meant those peeps you introduced ((
(Oh......XD)
)) and they fly off onty to fly into the moon and break it in half ((
)) 5 pages ((
)) and I am all going to post it on deviantart ((
(Holy crap! XD)
)) but I will continue this story another day.. so it's PART ONE BABY ((
)) TO BE CONTINUED ((
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Comments: 9

EveLDoodles [2012-11-18 01:17:32 +0000 UTC]

XD

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DrowningInDarkViolet [2012-07-16 23:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Sherlock has a lot of interesting things.... the riding crop, the harpoon, the scimitar, the skull... wasn't there a head in his fridge at some point?...

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dwarfthrowing In reply to DrowningInDarkViolet [2012-07-17 10:25:56 +0000 UTC]

Aye.. and eyeballs in the microwave

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DrowningInDarkViolet In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-07-17 21:37:43 +0000 UTC]

hehe XD

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Adelza [2012-06-24 22:11:40 +0000 UTC]

this is crazzzzy... but also very ausing xD

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dwarfthrowing In reply to Adelza [2012-06-25 13:17:18 +0000 UTC]

It is indeed crazey

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ferretgirlsz [2012-06-24 21:39:32 +0000 UTC]

LOOOOOL!!!! I was laughing out loud. I had no idea you'd just take it all from the chatroom XD

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dwarfthrowing In reply to ferretgirlsz [2012-06-24 21:48:21 +0000 UTC]

: D Why not? I am waaaay too lazy

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ferretgirlsz In reply to dwarfthrowing [2012-06-24 21:49:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol!!

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