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Published: 2017-06-25 20:14:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 1007; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 4
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:courts-of-anarchy:I told you the gem spam was imminent.
New group and I have like two more characters to add in.
RIP my non-SU followers OTL *hands out cookies*
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Name: Merlot Red Zircon
Nickname(s): Merlot
Rank: Specialist
Diamond: Red Wine Diamond
Pronouns: She/her/hers
Gem Location: Bippety-boppity-Bowtie
Height: 5'10"
Personality: - Merlot is a very dramatic sort, in the courtroom. I've never seen or played Ace Attorney aside from a few anime clips, but those few clips seemed pretty accurate for reference. She'll make a big deal out of a little case, considering the fact that Red Wine Diamond doesn't generally have big cases - things such as betrayal and treason are dealt with swiftly, leaving little legal litigation to be done. Her cases generally consist of assault, complaints of harassment, shirking of duties, etcetera. Someday she longs for a big case, a time to really prove her worth as a well-cut Zircon.
Regardless, she'll collect more files than truly necessary. For a single case there will be witnesses, testimonies, alibis, records, evidence, etc. Not to mention how dramatically she presents said evidence. There's definitely flair hidden in every ruffle of her neck scarf, and it radiates off of her while she's engaged in her job.
Now, despite her courtroom confidence, Merlot Red is very...socially awkward. She's not at all afraid of interacting with gems, she just doesn't know how to do it properly. Everything is an analysis, or an interrogation. Honestly she needs to pull her head out of her ass her job long enough to learn that there's more to life than legal terminology.
TL;DR: Walking Ace Attorney meme lmao goodbye
Likes:
- HER JOB. Like, a LOT.
- Reading ~!
- Efficiency
- Cooperation [I'm looking at you Pinny]
- Suits and nice attire ~
Dislikes:
- Having nothing to do
- Liquor [she always wants to have a clear mind tho she's hilarious when drunk]
- Gems stealing/borrowing her glasses :U
- Gems touching her hair
- Laziness [why do none of my gems know how to CHILL]
History: - Merlot Red Zircon was created, as many Zircon are, to be the legal structure of the Court. Mostly a prosecutioner, she started strong, and has yet to lose a case. Admittedly, they're never very difficult cases, but that doesn't make her any less fantastic at her duties.
For thousands of years she's been doing this, running cases, and never once has her motivation and determination to prove herself as a seasoned lawyer diminished.
That's it. She has a pretty straightforward history. She has no life. Woke up, started litigating, can't stop won't stop.
Weapon of Choice: - THE LAW
spAce attorney out peace losers
Abilities:
- Intelligence
All Zircons are highly intelligent; they were made to be. Duh.
- Quick Wit/Silver Tongue
Merlot always has a good, clever response for everything. She is extremely hard to trip up, unless it's about a topic unbeknownst to her such as friendship.
- She is very thorough and organized
This is an ability because it is one that I personally do not possess and in my opinion this is at heckin superpower level.
Trivia:
- VA is Christine Baranski because she has the best lady lawyer voice let's be r e a l
- Merlot can't really throw a punch worth a damn. Zircons weren't made to fight, they were made to be court nerds.
- If someone calls her 'Merlot Red' or 'Merlot Red Zircon', she gets that feeling one gets when their parent uses their full name. She doesn't like it.
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Comments: 9
dweebasaurus-rex In reply to CryptidSpook [2017-07-19 00:43:03 +0000 UTC]
THE LAW COMIN FOR YOU
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CryptidSpook In reply to dweebasaurus-rex [2017-07-19 01:19:42 +0000 UTC]
LAW AND ORDER SPECIAL VICTIM UNIT
THESE R THEIR STORIES
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SnazzySuit [2017-06-28 00:40:08 +0000 UTC]
HELLO, YES, THERE SHE IS
I'm crying @ the law in order looking font
youtu.be/yfKWbnecJ_M
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