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UPDATE 2. Sept 4, 2016 "Loyal Minions, no more questions. I have to go to school to learn global politics and world economics so that I may be the great leader I need to be."UPDATE 1. May 9, 2009 "Bored, anxious to be insulted by the master? Well, look no further. Just ASK MANDY and your answers will be rendered. Please bear in mind that she is not politically correct. If you're a blatent nipplehead, she'll tell you!"
WHAT'S THIS, YOU ASK?
Well, since Psychiatrist Lucy has mysteriously disappeared, Mandy decided to move in and commandeer Lucy's office. Also bear in mind, the price has gone up. Mandy doesn't deal with morons and charge chump change like Lucy used to.
Legal stuff: All Peanuts characters are property of the estate of Charles "Sparky" Schultz.
Mandy was created by Maxwell Atoms and is licensed through Cartoon Network
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*Pays 5 bucks*
Me: My question is www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlvAXK…
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The frequent morons in my life annoy me as they do the same idiotic things over and over.
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Thought you might hence the fave
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Hey, Mandy! Do you care for Billy? Or do you tolerate him. Besides, I know you missed him when you thought he got eaten by that kraken. You almost cried.
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She would probably tell you not to ask stupid questions and then tell you to scram because what you asked was too close to home!
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Any chance of hiring me as your new servant? I'll do anything you say.
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OK. I promise not to tell anyone.
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I just just asking. I'm not hiring anybody.
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Dear Mandy, I have two questions.
One, why did you and Billy moon the moon?
And two, what's the most daring thing you've ever done?
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I'll pass it along. No idea when she'll anwer as she has a teaching job.
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Dear Has No Respect for My Time By Asking Two Questions,
We mooned the moon on a dare.
The most daring thing I've done? Moon the moon.
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Looked like you was happy mooning the moon.
Ah.
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Dear Mandy, how do you tolerate Billy, Irwin, and Grim?
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Like before, I'll pass it along.
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"You ever had a pathetic, whiny dog? One that drools all over you but follows you around and does your bidding with no questions asked? You tolerate that dog, right? Even if it is annoying? That's what it's like to be around these three. I put up with them simply because they are excellent minions. A girl needs someone to get her groceries and pay her bills and clean her room, right?"
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Yeah, you love abusing your power.
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Is that a question for Ask Mandy, or me?
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"Ready for school? Is a pig ever ready for slaughter? I know more than all the teachers and principals combined; they learn from ME. You, on the other hand, should pay attention in class, maybe learn something. No one else, after all, was born with the raw super intelligence that is Mandy."
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If you're so smart, why the hell do you still have to go?
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Lawdy, what is wrong wit dis child?
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I think she's the spawn of Satan.
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And yet, Irwin still likes her.
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Someday, I'm marrying that girl
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I'll relay to her via email.
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*SIGH* Have I ever kissed a girl before?
Of course not. I don't DO kissing...girls, slobbering boys, skeletons, or drooling dogs. I am far above ever mixing saliva with the lower life forms I unfortunately share the Earth with."
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