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Published: 2015-07-18 07:55:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1713; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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ALTERNATE TITLE: Jake Lost His Hair GelI was looking through some really old art of mine. I mean over two years old, maybe three. And well...way back when my characters looked very different. And probably most striking of which was that my Jake/Kurt (they were sort of one entity) character had some sort of afro/mop/thing. The reason of course being that I couldn't draw hair worth two shizzes and well...that was my best attempt. And as an cartoon artist I make fun of many things, one of which being myself. So I just had to make fun of this.
So I'm now making this a silly little headcanon. After all, Jake's weirdly meticulous about his hair so when he neglects it, well...he reverts to his horrible older design. (And you might notice some things about him look different because I sort of mixed his current and older design)
Also I wanted to practice drawing multiple characters so have an amused Kurt being cute.
Anyways,
Art and Jake [c] =me
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Sweet~. Β *follows along behind him*
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Kurt: *leads you a ways before pulling you off to the side* I see him down there. Should we surprise him?
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Yes. =w= Surprises are good.....
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Kurt: They sure are *grins* Lets sneak over that way~
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Sounds like a plan. *nods and grins*
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Kurt: *smirks and circles around to his brother, taking care to be quiet*
Jake: *is just walking down the sidewalk, so intent on covering his hair with his hands that he doesn't notice*
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*waits patiently to strike*
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Kurt: *signals a count of three to you* One...two...
Jake: *still as unobservant as ever*
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*nods* Three~ *rushes at Jake*
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Kurt: *rushes him as well*
Jake: *jumps and spins around* GAH! What the--where did you come from?!
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*sticks the nose on him* Hee!~
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Kurt: *starts spraying his hair*
Jake: HEY! STOP THAT! *growls and waves his hands around*
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*laughs* Aww, you look like a pro clown!!~
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Jake: *shoots a withering glare* That ain't funny!
Kurt: *chuckles* You don't get a vote.
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*snaps a picture* Oh, but Bonzo would be so proud!
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Jake: Oh that's it! Both of ya get over here so I can eatcha!Β
Kurt: *jumps back* Oh no. That's not happening.
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*jumps back as well* Yeah, what he said!....
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Jake: *snarls and lunges towards the both of you*Β
Kurt: JAKE NO! *scrambles back*
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*points at Kurt* It was his idea!!! *hides behind him*
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Kurt: Wha--no it wasn't! *gulps* I would never...
Jake: Shuddup, the both of ya'. You're both guilty, and ya both are gonna go someplace ya don't like! *leaps forwards to tackle kurt and you, snarling*
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Ack! *stumbles back, falling* Ow....*scoots back*
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Jake: *grabs Kurt by the hood and starts coming after you, dragging his poor brother behind him*
Kurt: Ow! Hey! Let go!Β
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Meep! *continues scooting* Where's a conveniently-placed escape when you need one?!
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Jake: *steps up and puts a foot on you* Oh? Are we goin' somewhere?
Kurt: Gack! *is being choked a little by his sweatshirt collar*
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*squeaks* U-um......to the-.....*thinks a moment* circus?..... Wait, no, I didn't mean that!! I meant the um......McDonalds!....
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Jake: *quirks a brow* Well, McDonald's or not, they're gonna have to wait for ya. Orrr I could pay them a little visit after I've had my fun. *licks lips*
Kurt: H-How about you just go there instead? Surely it tastes better!
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Y-yeah! I-I'm sure they've got enough to sustain you! *nods vigorously*
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Jake: Oh no, ain't nothin' like a live meal. Or two for that matter~ *smirks and leans over you* So who wants to go first~?
Kurt: Uh...not me!
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How about neither of us go at all?....is that an option?
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Jake: *rolls eyes* I think ya just opted for first.
Kurt: But uh...surely you'll be too full after her. Why not just let me go? Heh...no offense...
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*swallows nervously* B-but......*tries to schooch away again* >^<
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Jake: Oh no ya don't! *grins and grabs on of your legs* We'll be havin' none of that!
Kurt: *falls over and flails* GAH! Jake...Jake you're choking me...
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*squeaks* H-hey, watch it! *gestures to Kurt* Don't want him choking.....*tries to squirm loose*
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Jake: I'll stop if ya be a good prey and stop strugglin. *smirks*
Kurt: Jake I'm serious...Stop...
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*glares at him, but goes still* Fine. =_= *looks over at Kurt* You owe me.
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Jake: *smirks and loosens his grip on Kurt's hood enough that the smaller dragon can breathe* Good, we understand each other. *grins and then sticks your feet in his mouth*
Kurt: *gasps* Noted...
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*grumbles under breath, crossing arms poutily* Humph.....*weakly pulls on feet, but doesn't squirm as much* I dislike you. =_=
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Jake: *can't exactly speak with his mouth full, but flashes you a winning smirk as he works his way up quickly*
Kurt: That's better than me. I hate him.
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Humph. *thinks for a moment* Hey, Jake.....does that rubber nose make me taste.......funny?....ba-da-sssss.*smiles at lame joke*
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Jake: *audibly groans at the joke and shoots you a glare as he gulps you down*
Kurt: *snickers softly* couldn't have put it better myself.
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Hey, don't glare at me! I was only clowning around!......* already up to my stomach*
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Kurt: Yeah Jake, we all know you love this funny business. *snickers*
Jake: *rolls his eyes and pulls you in deeper with a glare, and gives Kurt's hood a sharp tug*
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Oh, Jake, I meant to tell you, that poly-jesterΒ nose really suits you. Β *laughs, now about up to my collar bone* Β And don't look at me like that! Β I think Kurt and I are fairly punny!~
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Kurt: Yeah, you just need to grow a funny bone, Jake. Don't be such a bozo! *grins*
Jake: *gives his hood another good yank, and reaches up with his free hand to fully push you inside*
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*laughs, then squeaks when I'm suddenly pushed inside*
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Jake: *swallows you down, then snarls* Alright, any more puns and I swear I'm gonna digest ya both. Which reminds me... *smirks and yanks Kurt forwards* Time for dessert~
Kurt: Heh, about that...aren't you kind of full right now?
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*squeezes into his middle, curling up* Ugh......
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Kurt: Come on...I'll even take everything back...
Jake: oh, but I wouldn't wanna separate ya two~ *grins, and then forces his jaws over his brother's head*
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*sighs* Great. Now it's gonna be even more smooshed.....
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Jake: *just smirks and quickly starts scarfing his smaller brother down*
Kurt: Ugh...not again... *grumbles into Jake's throat as he thrashes and kicks at Jake's belly*
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