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Published: 2015-07-18 07:55:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1713; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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ALTERNATE TITLE: Jake Lost His Hair GelI was looking through some really old art of mine. I mean over two years old, maybe three. And well...way back when my characters looked very different. And probably most striking of which was that my Jake/Kurt (they were sort of one entity) character had some sort of afro/mop/thing. The reason of course being that I couldn't draw hair worth two shizzes and well...that was my best attempt. And as an cartoon artist I make fun of many things, one of which being myself. So I just had to make fun of this.
So I'm now making this a silly little headcanon. After all, Jake's weirdly meticulous about his hair so when he neglects it, well...he reverts to his horrible older design. (And you might notice some things about him look different because I sort of mixed his current and older design)
Also I wanted to practice drawing multiple characters so have an amused Kurt being cute.
Anyways,
Art and Jake [c] =me
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Ow! Hey, watch it! It's already humiliating enough being in here! *pouts* I don't wanna be beaten up, too.
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Kurt: *growls and stops, and starts thrashing around instead*
Jake: *just keeps drawing him in more and more, soon enough all the way up to Kurt's waist*
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=_= Thanks. Β *curls up tighter into myself, trying to make room* Β
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Kurt: *starts sliding inside, looking extremely disgusted* I hate him.
Jake: *tilts his head back and is soon swallowing the last of his brother*
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*tries to make as much room for him as possible* Same. =_=
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Kurt: *slips inside beside you, looking very ticked, and gives the wall a good punch* Stupid clown.
Jake: *snickers and starts trying to get up with a lot of difficultly* Now, now, ya two just settle down in there. All I did was bring ya two closer together~
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*sighs and crosses arms, offering a surprisingly strong punch as well* =_= My thoughts exactly. And whatddya mean 'closer together'?
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Kurt: *nods with a scowl, and pushes the wall with his foot*
Jake: Oof! *scowls and rubs where both kicked him* I just figured ya guys could do some bondin' while I head home *starts walking, albeit not very well*
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*grumbles and kicks one more time, before going still* =_= Yes, because bonding and bellies just go great together.
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Jake:Hey, they do for me~ *smirks and pats his stomach* heck, I'm just happy home ain't too far.
Kurt: *looks to you* I swear, not all dragons are like this.
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*rolls eyes* So am I. *sighs and glances in Kurt's general direction* Yeah, I've met quite a few.....none of them are like your brother....
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Jake: Heh, I knew you'd understand *smirks as he starts coming up to his apartment*
Kurt: Oh thank goodness, I wouldn't want my race marred by the likes of him. *shrugs* That's not to say I don't have my little peculiarities, but they're much more...manageable.
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*rolls eyes again* I don't blame ya, Kurt.....and get, we've all got our things. Your brother's is just.....this.
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Kurt: *sighs* I'll tell you, it's not easy being related to him. He's something.
Jake: Hey! I can hear that! *growls and goes to unlock his door, and just barely managed to squeeze into his very messy and run down apartment, and flops down on a very beaten up couch* Ya guys better start singin' me praises.
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I can only imagine....*pats what I assume is his knee* I wish I could say I feel your pain, but.....*shrugs and retracts hand* I don't even know.
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Kurt: Eh, that's not the hard part. The worst bit is looking so alike. I've been mistaken before and it's terrible. But I guess I've gotten used to it.
Jake: *grumbles* oh yeah? Gettin mistaken for me was the best thing that ever happened to ya. It got ya your mate.
Kurt: Don't even go there! He tried to kill me because of you!
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Eeeh.....that's gotta be rough..... I'd hate that too....... And Jake, getting someone to almost kill your brother?..... Not exactly something he should be thankful for.....
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Jake: Hey, that's in the past. They're totally together now all because of yours truly.
Kurt: Even so you still have tried to ruin everything. Ever wondered why so many have tried to kill you?Β
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*listens* Hmm.... Kurt had a point, Jake....
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Jake: Eh, I'm still alive though. Ain't nothin they can do to me.
Kurt: *rolls eyes* I've seen you scream bloody murder. Don't even.
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*sighs* Β I feel like I'm sitting through a Dr. Phil show....>>; Β And I can't get outta it.....
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Kurt: Oh...uh sorry. It's just hard not to argue with him.
Jake: That's right, apologize. You're such a weakling, midget~
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No, no, don't worry about it. Β *shrugs* Β Compared to the drama Ethan and Dani go through daily, this is nothing. Β *shoves Jake's stomach* Β Be nice. Β If he's gonna be trapped in here, you could at least be nice to him...
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Kurt: I uh...well if you say so. But honestly it's better I stop before the bickering just gets stupid. Heh.
Jake: *growls* I'll do what I want. I'm still ticked at the both of you, so I think I got full rights to say whatever I like to midget.
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Meh, I guess I can see that..... Β *rolls eyes* Β Hey, you had that coming, dude...
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Kurt: Yeah. *shrugs* Our arguments aren't something I'm terribly proud of.
Jake: *crosses arms and glares at his middle* I can still digest ya guys.
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Well, arguments in general aren't something to really be proud of..... Β *rolls eyes* Β You can, but whether you willΒ or not is up for debate....*messes with something in my pocket*
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Kurt: True, but some are more intelligent than others.
Jake: *scowls* Then I suggest ya don't tempt me. Because I will.
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True, true....debates are where it's at, my friend. Β =w= Β *chuckles* Β I wasn't trying to, Jake. Β Just making a point is all. Β *shrugs again*
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Kurt: Indeed it is. I do enjoy a good one from time to time.
Jake: Well I don't like it *huffs*
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Agreed! Β And not ones where everyone is really angry at the end, but ones where your mind feels more open to other ideas, you know? Β *rolls eyes again* Β You don't have to like it, it was just a point. Β
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Kurt: Exactly that. I mean sure, sometimes it's fun to start fires but I do like friendly debates. They give good food for thought.
Jake: Well I don't. *crosses arms* I'm still pissed at ya both too.
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Exactly. Β Fires can lead to good, wholesome debates, but I agree, they should stay good and wholesome, and not turn into a dissing party where everyone is at each other's throat. Β *shrugs again* Β Figured you would be....*decides not to mention sending that picture to all of my contacts*
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Kurt: They can, but not always. *shrugs* but still, it's less enjoyable when they're like that.
Jake: *crosses arms and grumps* Well ya shouldn't have done it.
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True. Very very true. *nods, then rolls eyes again* Alright, Mr. Grump. How long do you plan on keeping us here?
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Kurt: *nods slowly* Yeah.
Jake: *crosses arms* As long as it takes for me to feel better.
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*groans and shifts to pout* Alright, Kurt, since we're gonna be here a while....what else do you like to do?
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Kurt: *shrugs* No clue. There's just not much that can be done in here. *sighs and gives that wall a poke*
Jake: *snarls* Don't do that.
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*nods slowly* I hear that, my friend.....*frowns and pokes a stomach wall* What, this?.....*lightly tickles one just out of curiosity* Or what about that?.....
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Jake: Yes, that. Now ya cut that out before-- *cuts off as you start tickling and bites his lip, trying not to laugh*
Kurt: *blinks* Huh...? *suddenly smirks and joins in the tickling*
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*grins and continues* Sorry, what?.....I c-....*laughs quietly* couldn't hear you. ^^
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Kurt: Yeah Jake. You need to be more specific. *keeps tickling*
Jake: *doesn't respond, still biting his lip until he can't take it anymore, and starts laughing hysterically* STOP!
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*layghs and continues* Payback!~
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Kurt: *grins* Enjoy my revenge! *still tickling*
Jake: *keeps laughing hysterically, and clutches his gut* Stop that...I can't...STOP I SAID! *punches at his belly, trying to deter you and Kurt*
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*continues tickling as well* Β Oh, sweet sweet revenge! Β
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Jake: *starts squirming and wiggling around as he laughs* St-stop! ... I think I'm gonna pee or something!
Kurt: *keeps tickling* How about letting us out instead?
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*laughs* Oh, I like Kurt's idea!
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Jake: N-Not happenin'! *clutches his stomach and laughs*
Kurt: Suit yourself~ *keeps up tickling*
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Alright, then. =w= *continues tickling as well*
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Jake: *shrieks with laughter* No! I won't! Stop!
Kurt: *snickers* Come on, you know we're not going to give up.
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