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Published: 2015-07-18 07:55:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1717; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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ALTERNATE TITLE: Jake Lost His Hair GelI was looking through some really old art of mine. I mean over two years old, maybe three. And well...way back when my characters looked very different. And probably most striking of which was that my Jake/Kurt (they were sort of one entity) character had some sort of afro/mop/thing. The reason of course being that I couldn't draw hair worth two shizzes and well...that was my best attempt. And as an cartoon artist I make fun of many things, one of which being myself. So I just had to make fun of this.
So I'm now making this a silly little headcanon. After all, Jake's weirdly meticulous about his hair so when he neglects it, well...he reverts to his horrible older design. (And you might notice some things about him look different because I sort of mixed his current and older design)
Also I wanted to practice drawing multiple characters so have an amused Kurt being cute.
Anyways,
Art and Jake [c] =me
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Come on, Jake, surely you've learned by now. *doubles efforts*
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Jake: *has tears in his eyes as he shakes with laughter* It's not...happenin'!
Kurt: *keeps tickling* Well I've heard if you tickle someone long enough they barf. So either way you can't win this.Β
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Oh, yeah! *tickles all the more* Come on, Jakey~. Just give in.
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Jake: *still in hysterics* BUT I DON'T WANNA!!
Kurt: Gods above you're stubborn. *keeps tickling still*
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*continues tickling as well* Come on.....just let us out already! My fingers are getting sore.....*pouts*
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Kurt: Yeah. Just give up already. *keeps tickling*
Jake: *laughing* And I said I ain't gonna--HURK!! *cups his hand over his mouth, and his stomach clenches as he starts heaving*
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*confinues tickling as well* Is working!! *continues with three times as much purpose*
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Kurt: *grins and starts tickling even more*Β
Jake: *groans and leans forward as he starts coughing you and Kurt up*
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*grins as well, squeaking when the muscles around us tighten up* Β Just a little bit....more.....*continues tickling*
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Kurt: Yeah... *grunts and tries to keep tickling as he's squeezed*
Jake: *clutches his belly, and groans as you're both pushed up and out onto the dirty apartment floor*
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*squeaks, suddenly landing on the floor* Β @ n @ Β *is dazed for a few seconds* Β Woo.....*weakly raises fist* Β
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Kurt: *looks equally as dazed and tries to sit up, swaying from side to side* Heh...
Jake: *groans and curls up on the couch, clutching his middle* I hate you two...
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Hey-......y-.....guh......you asked for that.......*pushes self up, trying to sling off the drool*
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Jake: *glares* Oh, because you're so innocent. *grumbles* My stomach hurts.
Kurt: *shakes his head to clear it* Well if you weren't such a jerk I might be nice to you. *grimaces and tries to wipe off the slime*
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Just go get you some ginger ale. You'll be fine. =_= *stands and tries to brush some off* Ugh.....do you have a shower here?.....I think I have some spare clothes in my bag.....*has a small draw-string bag on my back* I think it's water and slobber proof.....
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Jake: I don't got any. *whines* I think I'm dying!
Kurt: *rolls eyes* It's over there. *points* I'll warn ya though, it isn't well...uh...maintained. Jake's a slob.
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*rolls eyes as well* Thanks, Kurt.....and don't worry, I'll fix it. =_= Jake, you really need to clean your place....*gathers things and heads to the shower*
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Kurt: Well good luck.Β
Jake: *whimpers dramatically, then growls* I'll clean it when I feel like it!
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Thanks. *rolls eyes again, tossing a ginger ale at him* Here, so we don't have to call you a whambulance. Drink it.
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Kurt: *turns to Jake* And shut up while you're at it.
Jake: I'll say what I wanna say. *opens the ginger ale and proceeds to chug it, having no practical knowledge of that sort of thing whatsoever*
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*rolls eyes and goes into the bathroom, scrunching up nose*
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Kurt: *pulls the bottle away from Jake* Idiot! You're supposed to sip it, not chug it!
Jake: But I want to get better faster!
Kurt: *facepalms* Oh screw it. *hands the bottle back* Fine. Drink it however you want. Just don't go crying to me when you give yourself another bellyache.
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*walks back out after a few minutes, wearing a brown t-shirt and jeans* I cleaned it up a bit......Jake, hon, you need to pick up this place. Living here can't be healthy. I'm gonna send Josh over and have him help.
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Jake: Well maybe I like it the way it is. *crosses arms* I do what I want.
Kurt: Spoken like a true pig. *rolls eyes* You can try getting him to clean up, but odd are he'll trash it as soon as you're done. Speaking from experience.
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Well maybe you're gonna get sick from feces due to the mice you have in your bathroom. =_= *shrugs at Kurt* It's at least worth a shot....Josh probably needs something to do anyways.
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Jake: I don't get sick. Plus the mice make a good snack when I catch 'em.
Kurt: *sighs* I guess so. Just don't get your hopes up.
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Riiiiight.....*rolls eyes* *shrugs and dials Josh* Don't worry, Josh'll whip him into shape. He got Ethan to clean.
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Jake: They do!
Kurt: Do not. I've had mice and they have hardly anything. *looks confused* Who's Ethan?
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That's nice.... Β *shakes head and glances to Kurt* Β ....He's my roommate....sort of......>.> Β Kind of hard to explain. Β
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Kurt: Well I won't pry too much in that case. *shrugs*
Jake: He's big and obnoxious. What more description do ya need?
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That's probably smart..... Β And yeah, you pretty much nailed that on the nose. Β =-= Β Even I don't like him, and I freaking live with him. Β
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Jake: Hey, I know my stuff. *smirks*
Kurt: That bad, huh? No offense but here's hoping I don't cross paths with him.
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*rolls eyes* Β For your sake, I hope you don't either. Β He doesn't take too kindly to dragons......
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Kurt: Eeesh, one of those two. Sadly I know the type.
Jake: *crosses arms* I don't got any fond memories of him neither.
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Yeah.....he's not terrible, but....he could be nicer.....*shrugs* Β Josh's nice, though. Β
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Kurt: Oh, I catch your drift. And heh, wouldn't mind meeting this Josh though.
Jake: *scowls* Oh joy.
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Yeah.....Josh is on his way to help with this....*gestures to the mess* Β
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Kurt: Yeah, I remember. Still I hope this works.
Jake: *glares* Well I ain't gonna move from this spot no matter what. *reclines back on the beaten up couch* And nobody can make me.
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*nods, glancing to Jake* Β Ah, hush. Β Josh could get you to get up....he's a smart cookie. Β =w=
Josh: Β *knocks on the door* Β Hey, Chris?....did I get the address right?.....
Oh, that's him now. Β *goes to the door*
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Kurt: Well if he can I'll be quite impressed. *watches as you go to the door*
Jake: And I sure as heck ain't movin'. Not for anythin'.
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Josh: *steps inside, bending his head a bit to fit inside* Hi! *smiles, then looks around* Oh......wow.......
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Kurt: Hey. *waves, then looks around as well* Horrible, isn't it.
Jake: *grumbles under his breath and doesn't bother getting up from the couch*
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Josh: Ooh, yeah.. I brought some burgers to eat, but I don't know how we're going to be able to with all this mess....*frowns*
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Kurt: *smirks a bit*Β
Jake: *scowls* There's a table and chairs right there. *points* What more do you need?
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Josh: A clean spot to put down the chili and slaw.
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Jake: *scowls* I think the table is plenty clean.
Kurt: In what world?
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Jake: *scowls* It ain't that bad though.
Kurt: *rolls eyes* It's a pigsty like the rest of this place.
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Josh: Β *sighs* Β Well, I guess I can go put this turkey, chicken, pizza, hot dogs and burgers away...**shrugs and starts to walk out*
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Jake: Whoa--what--hey!! Oh come on, it ain't that bad! Just set it on the table! *whines* I'm so hungry!Β
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