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Eeba-ism — ... If only it ended this way
Published: 2008-08-05 08:37:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 21440; Favourites: 462; Downloads: 133
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So Breaking Dawn came out down under yesterday. I've already read all the spoilers.. (AS IF I'd actually read the book) and I hope against hope once the fans have read it they'll realise the error of their squealing-ways.Anyway. My picture. Would you perhaps like to know why Edward is dressed like some muscle-bound, idealised hunk from the cover of a badly-written romance? THIS IS WHY: [link] ... I thought it was a joke for a good five minutes.
What were they thinking when they cast him as Edward? Clearly this man would have been a better choice: [link] .... once you've clicked that.. and you've returned here to flame me for my opinion.. think carefully about what that man has to say.
I know you'll agree with me eventually. After all, he sure has got the right hair!
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Something awful and uncultured, no doubt xD
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This is just so-so great! You really made my day. And is that cover seriously NOT a joke? Ugh. ^_^
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No.. it's seriously not. I couldn't believe it either.
*sigh* Kids these days
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Only read the first book... Man this rocks!
Seriously is that magazine cover for real?
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I know!! I couldn't believe how disgusting it was.. and how people actually lap that crap up *sigh*
btw.. your avatar scares me oh so much xD
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It's gotten disturbingly popular over here too.
Thanks
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WHY NOT?! Them running off together makes more sense than anything that actually happened!
On an unrelated note, Jacob's pose really reminds me of the "homosection" scene in In & Out.
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In & Out?? As in the movie with Kevin Kline that I LOVE?! (lol, hopefully xD )
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The wagging tail in the last panel kills me! It really would ave been better than the actual last book.
Excellent use of a rick roll, by the way.
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I love being Rick Roll'd.. therefore I feel everyone else should, too xD
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I personally love Robert Pattinson for Edward, so I disagree with you there. But the actual art is genius x]
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I dunno what I think about the casting, actually.. I just wanted to make a link to the Rick Rolling xD I think it could have been worse.. and unfortunately I find the girl who plays Bella to be really monotonous (not her looks, she's stunning, but the way she talks.. it's like she has no interest in anything >_> )
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I don't mind her, she's a little too stunning for Bella in my opinion, but she's okay. The only person who really really bugs me is Taylor Lautner for Jacob, and Jasper and Carlisle are a little off in my mind. Jasper's hair ruins it, and their Carlisle doesn't have a kind enough face or manner, in my opinion. The rest are pretty good, with a few little things here and there. ^^
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Taylor Lautner as Jacob shits me, plainly put. Finally, there is an American Indian as a hero in a film/story... and what do they do? They pick a kid who looks ethnic.. how hard is it to cast a guy who's actually Indian??
I totally agree with you about Carlisle and Jasper (ur so right about Jasper's hair lol).. and Carlisle looks like a stereotypical doctor from a soap xD
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*butting in*
Well, I looked Taylor up on wiki, and it *says* he's Native American. Then again...it's also wikipedia, so who knows how true that could be.
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ah right, yeah, I looked that up on wiki then. he must've said that in a more recent interview because when he was first cast I remember being angry about his mere "Dutch and German" descent xD
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wiki isn't always true. I saw on other websites that he's not native at all.
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Really? Pfft. Lame. He sure doesn't look native >_>
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Seriously! Jacob's my favourite character, and I nearly cried when I found out Lautner was playing him. xP I was voting for Steven Strait-a little old for Twilight Jake, but perfect for him in New Moon. -sigh-
&& yeah xDD
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omg I wanted him too! I dunno if he's Indian.. but he is beautiful :3
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I agree. Steven Strait would be the ultimate Jacob.
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This is so so so so so full of WIN. Honestly, this has pretty much made my day. Oh god, I honestly would have been happy if it had ended like this, I honestly would have. 
I have to admit, Harry Potter and Vampire Chronicles >>>> Twilight
Always and forever, bb
FAVED, fo shizzle.
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Baha, Edward couldn't fill Lestat's shoes even if he tried xD
I'm so glad it made your day.. and that you agree with me, that's always good, too xDDD
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LOL.
I keep hearing how shit this series is and feeling like I really need to read it, just so I can give an opinion. :3
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That's what I did. It's... hard to know if I regret it or not because it's so much fun to mock xD
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Haha. I don't think I will regret it. I think I will enjoy being able to badmouth it.
Assuming I don't like it... I HOPE I don't like it or I'll feel sad. D:
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Having now heard the plot in great detail from a fan (who hated it) .. I think it's safe to say ultimately you will enjoy bad-mouthing it xD
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A fan who hated it? *head explodes form the paradox*
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lol yeah.. Danny (the fan) was rather incredulous too xD
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Then no one would have had to endure the pain of four whole books.. and there are still more to come ><
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Yes a world of suffering avoided. So there are more... I thought it was only a rumor...
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Uh.. I'd heard she was writing the same story again but from different perspectives? .. or.. something..
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Ah, I heard of that too, but I thought that was a personal project of hers. Didn't realize she was publishing it.
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I kind of hope she doesnt ... >_>
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Mmmmm... with the popularity she's gotten though... It seems likely.
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should have ended that way! ahahaa!
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Never gonna make you cry, never gonna SAY GOOOOD BYYYYEEE!!
Oh wait, he WOULD be a good Edward!
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Haven't read the books. But I already have 100 spoilers of it, still disturbedby a few of them and just shaking my head at the series. I feel very sorry for Jacob, since he seems to be the only chracter I somewhat like.
And this is of total win. Epic win.
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I pity Jake too.. and it annoys me how Meyer just uses the most obvious ways to solve conflict between characters in the plotlines... there's nothing new or exciting about her work at all >_>
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OH JESUS I HATE TWILIGHT
this is much better, lawl. <33
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DAMN RIGHT THIS IS BETTER! ..... It really wouldn't take a genius to make something better than those books >_>
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AUGH, SO TRUE.
And so very sad. D:
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