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It was all I could think of xD

p.s. I firmly believe David laughs like Muttley from Whacky Races [link]

p.p.s. I also firmly believe he came out looking like Tom Cruise in this pic, which is both ironic and emotionally scarring.

EDIT!! omg I can't believe I forgot.. I was going to make a reference to how this was inspired by my brother telling me a really dirty vampire joke, you have to read it, READ IT:

Three vampires walk into a bar, and the first two order a glass of blood. The third orders a cup of hot water. The barman asks him, 'Are you sure you don't want blood?' and the vampire smiles, pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says: 'No, thanks. I'm having tea.'


It floored me, it actually did. Probably because I'm a girl. Apologies to the boys.
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Comments: 179

cliffdagreat [2015-03-16 05:15:48 +0000 UTC]

^_^ HAHA! Sooooo... creepy o_o

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BabylonSabby [2013-06-18 18:24:55 +0000 UTC]

This makes me wonder what would happen if Lestat tried to snort blood on purpose. And if he could actually get high from it. (It'd probably have to be a cocaine addict's blood.)

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lestatspapillion [2012-08-08 14:06:57 +0000 UTC]

OMG, I've heard that one before. Disgusting but HILARIOUS.

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MissyAngelus [2012-07-28 12:14:09 +0000 UTC]

The picture is hilarious, I admit that I had to read the joke twice and think about it for a second, but once I got it I thought "ew."

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ChibiChick137 [2012-07-18 01:08:09 +0000 UTC]

HAHA! XD WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT HAPPEN TO A VAMPIRE!

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Shinso612 [2012-07-16 05:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Lestat is incorrect. It IS funny

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gairid [2012-07-16 00:21:33 +0000 UTC]

If I'd been drinking, I would assuredly have snorted upon viewing this---hilarious!

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SketchySei [2012-05-08 08:49:47 +0000 UTC]

Picture and joke = A M A Z I N G. If only David had that witty sense of humour in the series lol.

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DreamingNighter [2012-04-29 20:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahaha, hilarious!!! I love it!!!

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Isar-Anon [2012-01-15 17:55:01 +0000 UTC]

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ka-du-trur [2011-11-23 17:44:18 +0000 UTC]

Haha

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Spiritlycana [2011-07-19 15:50:11 +0000 UTC]

OMG I necer thought of this...XD this made my day!

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akchrome [2011-07-04 05:37:01 +0000 UTC]

lololwow

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killeraardvark [2011-03-16 20:03:14 +0000 UTC]

i just got up off the floor from laughing
i hate it when peple make me laugh when i'm drinking but it must be even wors if your drinking blood and if your realy vein like lestat

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tomcruise92 [2010-11-28 03:56:37 +0000 UTC]

David is a jackass.

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Yabanned [2010-08-01 21:27:00 +0000 UTC]

Writer: Juan

I heard that joke a pair of years ago and it STILL makes me laugh XD

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Redhead-Lion [2010-07-02 09:54:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL! and the joke in the authors comment is the best! congratulate your bro!

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killeraardvark [2010-06-25 20:07:10 +0000 UTC]

poor lestat but on the other hand he desevs it

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MirandaFear [2010-06-22 02:08:02 +0000 UTC]

THis is good. And you're joke made me laugh and it's rather gross as well. XD

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ungrateful-dead [2010-04-13 00:24:31 +0000 UTC]

I laugh like Muttley too. Yay for wheezers!

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porcelain-harlott [2010-03-14 07:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah David, you better run.

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vasanoja [2010-03-04 08:00:24 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh!

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elenutza [2010-01-22 19:20:28 +0000 UTC]

The vampire joke is BRILLIANT!!!

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SpanishDragon [2010-01-16 19:39:06 +0000 UTC]

That was the best vampire joke I've heard so far

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Kiratari [2010-01-12 09:20:19 +0000 UTC]

That joke is disgusting.

...


I can't say I didn't chuckle though!
Tee Hee.
Kiratari

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gethsemane-butler [2010-01-09 08:44:50 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pffft!

Damn you, I can't breathe!

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MomoCullen [2009-12-27 08:18:44 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. YES. THIS MADE MY DAY. xDD

aaaahhh *wipes tear* And that joke... I don't know whether it's hilarious or horrible. It's hilarible. xD

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TenruIllusion [2009-10-20 18:22:59 +0000 UTC]

Greatest vampire joke ever! XD

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MagicallyCapricious [2009-10-18 05:57:19 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD

THE JOKE WAS FUNNY

THIS PICTURE WAS FUNNIER

LOL

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yducky [2009-10-12 01:33:57 +0000 UTC]

lol too funny. He looks like he had a nosebleed!

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Prince-Anthy [2009-09-30 21:49:41 +0000 UTC]

ogodlol.

also, that is a little creepy, 'cos David DOES look rather like tom cruise.

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bythepowerofgrayskul [2009-08-23 15:09:46 +0000 UTC]


Poor shirt ^^

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pride1289 [2009-08-11 19:23:25 +0000 UTC]

*slams hand of desk* HAHA!! XD that IS a dirt joke! XD
Davids so mean to Lestat >w>
These little comics and shitz are just TOO funny!

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creaturecomics215 [2009-07-29 05:11:05 +0000 UTC]

First, hilarious picture
Second, THAT'S THE BEST VAMPIRE JOKE EVER! It's gross, but hilarious. I'm now determined to tell all my vampire-loving friends that.

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2009-07-05 06:06:54 +0000 UTC]

ew, but poor Lestat!

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haius [2009-04-27 07:09:26 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JOKE CANNOT BE UNSEEN! WHY? WHYYYYYYYY

You are Waffen. you have become that which... which you really shouldn't have become. also, Waffen's name is Angus? seriously? he just... SO does not look like an "angus" to me.

Also, I just realised like five minutes ago that "MW" means "Midas Weave". Wow. I am proud of myself.

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Eeba-ism In reply to haius [2009-05-06 09:56:58 +0000 UTC]

But he's always been Angus to me! I don't really like that name so I think it's perfect for him :3

I'm glad you realised what "MW" stood for xDD Do you know what "MC" stands for?

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haius In reply to Eeba-ism [2009-05-06 16:23:32 +0000 UTC]

ummmmm.... "Motley's Crew"? And that's the one with Farrere?

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Eeba-ism In reply to haius [2009-05-19 06:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Indeedy-diddly xD

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haius In reply to Eeba-ism [2009-05-19 06:43:18 +0000 UTC]

HA! I IZ WINNERRR

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Pankeki [2009-04-17 06:01:16 +0000 UTC]

Tea! *snort*

That's so bad! XD

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Eeba-ism In reply to Pankeki [2009-05-06 01:24:29 +0000 UTC]

But so good, too xD

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Soul-Theif [2009-04-05 02:09:49 +0000 UTC]

*dies laughing*OH!I HAVE to remember the joke...

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retroelectric [2009-02-28 10:36:44 +0000 UTC]

I burst out laughing LOLOLOL

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Eeba-ism In reply to retroelectric [2009-03-11 02:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Good xDDD

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Angel-Of-Tricks [2009-02-20 21:00:48 +0000 UTC]

I heard that joke before! I loved it then too XD Peoples reactions to it are so funny... most hover right in no-mans land between 'iss yourself funny' and 'mind-numbingly horrifying'. I wanted to use it as the start of my senior english project speech (I researched old vampire myths and the modernized sexgod with fangs...) but my teacher wouldnt let me XD XD

This brings to mind an excellent question though! Would vampires laugh while drinking? Leaping straight into other odd thoughts... what about the equivilant of a milk mustache? Is it possible for it to go down the wrong hole and cause choking? *rubs chin*

Anyhow! Enough of my babbling. Very funny pic. I love tan Lestat and young David. After Tale of the Body Theif then, yes?

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Eeba-ism In reply to Angel-Of-Tricks [2009-02-23 03:32:47 +0000 UTC]

After Body Thief, yes, tanned Lestat is rather fun to draw xDD

And you pose some very interesting questions, the milk moustache mental-image is particularly hilarious .. I reckon my English teacher probably would've let me tell that joke had the oppurtunity ever presented itself.. she was so awesome lol.

Thankyou <3

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ChocolateWrapper [2009-02-14 12:48:42 +0000 UTC]

Oui Lestat, that IS funny. x) Instant fab Abby, Instant fab. And Lestat looks hot when he's pissed

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queenfreaky [2009-02-08 03:36:20 +0000 UTC]

BRILLIANT!!!!!

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Eeba-ism In reply to queenfreaky [2009-02-08 11:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Thankyooou ~ <3

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