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It was all I could think of xD
p.s. I firmly believe David laughs like Muttley from Whacky Races [link]
p.p.s. I also firmly believe he came out looking like Tom Cruise in this pic, which is both ironic and emotionally scarring.
EDIT!! omg I can't believe I forgot.. I was going to make a reference to how this was inspired by my brother telling me a really dirty vampire joke, you have to read it, READ IT:
Three vampires walk into a bar, and the first two order a glass of blood. The third orders a cup of hot water. The barman asks him, 'Are you sure you don't want blood?' and the vampire smiles, pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says: 'No, thanks. I'm having tea.'
It floored me, it actually did. Probably because I'm a girl. Apologies to the boys.
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Lol oh god Simon.. I almost pity him xD
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Bloody brilliant! XD
And the joke.... I know it, but when I read it, I laughed myself silly nonetheless XD
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Those are the best kind of jokes.. the ones that just keep you laughing again and again c:
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May your afterlife be just as good as whatever came before
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Oh dear I knew this joke, it's one of the best joke ever. 8D
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*sigh* Isn't it just? xDD
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I've heard that joke before, and once again, it makes me gag a little 0_o
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I did say sorry to the boys xDD
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Heh, I remember that joke. I love it.
He did sort of come out like Tom Cruise.
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"He did sort of come out like Tom Cruise."
... ONLY NOT CUZ TOM CRUISE IS STILL IN THE CLOSET!
*shot*
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Pffft. No closet could ever hold Tom Cruise. Ever.
He's waiting for the perfect time to hold a press conference. I just know it.
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Aye, me too *waits patiently.. like a snake*
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omg that's...that my all time favourite vampire joke ever. i like to tell it to people randomly. they hate me for it XD
bet Lestat loves David because of the Muttley laugh 8)
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It's now my favourite vampire joke, too xDD Whoever invented vampires was really just asking for it ^^
Who wouldn't love a Muttley laugh?
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Absolutely genius! Hahahaa! Just what I needed this morning
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I heart this picture. So very, very much.
Poor Lestat. That shirt was probably some expensive designer piece that he only wore once and is only mad because it's ruined.
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It's been too long since I read those books, but I distinctly remember Lestat being very particular about his clothes *cough* gaybo c: So I figured he wouldn't stand to see them ruined xDD
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I always was entertained by how clothes-horse-ish vampires tended to be. I mean, they have all of eternity to live and dress, so I suppose that means that they might as well look nice for it, haha!
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This pic = <3
David laughing is awesome!!!
I 
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ROTFL.
I <3 the way you draw David...and definitely Lestat!
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Heh, thankyou xDD Poor David looking like Tom Cruise here, though ><
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ROFL! Great great sutff. For the joke and the picture
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I- I JUST DIED.
PARTLY FOR THE PICTURE, PARTLY FOR THAT JOKE.
...
SERIOUSLY, YOU KILLED ME.
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... *attempts to ressurect you*
xD
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-GASPSPSPSPSPSP- I LIIIIIIIIVE!
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Squirting blood out your nose. Classic.
Hilarious joke.
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The kind of pressure that would be created if Lestat laughed into the neck of whoever he was chewing on.. I wonder if it would blow them up or something? xD
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Now that would be an interesting theory to prove.
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AHAHA I can't believe I never thought of anything like that.
And the joke your brother told you is just...pffffft
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I think the fact my brother told me that joke made it twice as funny.. because he was cringing so much he could barely get the punchline out xD
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Haha sounds like my cousin, jokes are always funnier when she tells them.
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ROFLMAO the vampire joke. Also- my roomie laughs like Muttley. >_> go figure.
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It's a pretty awesome laugh xDD
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omg! o_o I think that joke scarred me more than a Tom-ish David ever could. lol. I did laugh though. XD
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Ah well, so long as you laughed xDD
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LOL I've seen that xDD I love her, all her stuff is just so hilarious
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I love her to. She's doing Death Note stuff. It's great. XD
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Bahaha. That is amazing. XD And... David does look like Tom Cruise. Whaaa?
I actually read that joke on the Twilight Sucks forums yesterday. It is AMAZING.
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That joke is pretty wonderful.. I think it has everything to do with the mental image it creates - as disgusting as it is it's just so hilarious xD
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