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It was all I could think of xD
p.s. I firmly believe David laughs like Muttley from Whacky Races [link]
p.p.s. I also firmly believe he came out looking like Tom Cruise in this pic, which is both ironic and emotionally scarring.
EDIT!! omg I can't believe I forgot.. I was going to make a reference to how this was inspired by my brother telling me a really dirty vampire joke, you have to read it, READ IT:
Three vampires walk into a bar, and the first two order a glass of blood. The third orders a cup of hot water. The barman asks him, 'Are you sure you don't want blood?' and the vampire smiles, pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says: 'No, thanks. I'm having tea.'
It floored me, it actually did. Probably because I'm a girl. Apologies to the boys.
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XD Yeah, disgust and hilarity... There's a fine line between them when it comes to adult jokes.
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Hee! Winningest prank evar.
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Naturally. It came from David xD
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XDDDDDD
That was TERRRRIIIIBBBLLLEEEE
I have another awful vampire joke if ya feel like hearing it. I won't tell it 'till I have conformation though.... ahhaha
Anyways, this is lovely
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Oh yesss, tell me this joke 83
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Lolz okay, sooo....
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: "See you next month!"
hhaha
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*headdesk* WHY did it take me so long to GET THAT?!
God, especially after my joke ><
But I laughed when I got it in the end xDD
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That joke was so wrong on so many levels.
But It made me LOL XD
Actually both jokes nearly made me fall from my chair O.o
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XDD
Whether he's Tom Cruise or a Tom Cruise lookalike, the Mothership...is coming for David...
He's more than he seems!!
*Twilight Zone theme*
Lestat: *snicker* Get it? -Twilight- Zone? XDD
David: Shut up! Edward will kick your ass, cause he IS the Mothership!
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Edward: Well, of course. L. Ron Hubbard and I go way back *fancy, glittering eye roll*
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THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Wait... no it doesn't. D:
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I'm very good at explaining things and not actually explaining them 8D
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Holy crap, he does look like Tom Cruise! XD
Lulz, you always know how to make me giggle.
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Y'know.. I actually really want to see his new movie.. as much as I usually hate him (wait - he was my favourite part of Tropic Thunder xD ) uuh.. the one about the assassination attempt on Hitler.
I do love me some Germans xD
Wow.. that reply was completely unrelated to anything >_>
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YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
The only time I've ever found him attractive was when he was playing a vampire or a one-eyed Nazi. XD
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I... I liked him in Risky Business... UGH *SHOT*
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Those THIGHS. Wow.
lolharryreference *shot as well*
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BAHAH!! I can't believe you remeber that XDDD
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I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
That, or I went through your gallery again the other day.
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it is funny! im giggling while my heads hurts from post-big-day-out stress. gaaawwd. it was amazing. damn you for making me move my head!
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Sorr-eh! Quick! Rest your head DD:
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This made me grin. Really big, and really evilly.
My parents are scared.
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