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It was all I could think of xD
p.s. I firmly believe David laughs like Muttley from Whacky Races [link]
p.p.s. I also firmly believe he came out looking like Tom Cruise in this pic, which is both ironic and emotionally scarring.
EDIT!! omg I can't believe I forgot.. I was going to make a reference to how this was inspired by my brother telling me a really dirty vampire joke, you have to read it, READ IT:
Three vampires walk into a bar, and the first two order a glass of blood. The third orders a cup of hot water. The barman asks him, 'Are you sure you don't want blood?' and the vampire smiles, pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says: 'No, thanks. I'm having tea.'
It floored me, it actually did. Probably because I'm a girl. Apologies to the boys.
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That joke shouldn't have been funny but it had me laughing for a few minuets. Good one, both the joke and the art.
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Heh.. those are the best kind of jokes xDD
Thankyou c:
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Can't wait to tell my roomate that joke when she gets back. That's a pretty funny idea for a picture; I love it. I can't believe you're the only person who does crack VC art; there's just so many ways to make fun of the characters.
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It's a crying shame I'm the only one.. if there were more people who did I wouldn't get nagged half as much xDD
I don't mind though, cuz you're right.. VC crack art needs to exist
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I would but I don't know how to draw or scan stuff onto the computer. (I don't have a scanner anyway.)
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that joke...is repulsive...and hilarious at the same time...
and now i must go tell it with glee.
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Spread it and be merry 8D
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Can I have the ruined blood stained shirt? Does David have his pants pulled up to his chest? (David is taller than Lestat) Wonder how many of your guy-fans cringed at that vampire joke. I found it funny though.
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I reckon David does have his pants pulled up to his chest, yess indeedy D:
And.. now that you mention it.. I wouldn't mind owning that bloodstained shirt, either xD A little piece of Lestat c:
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Aww...David, you'll never replace Louis in my eyes.
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You know, I never noticed how perfectly that laugh suits David. Oh man... *calls sister to see picture and agree about the laugh*
This is great. 
And oh Lestat, sometimes you are the funniest thing. This mental image of Lestat laughing and blood coming out of his nose I have is hilarious. xD
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I wondered the exact same thing about his pants lol.. I was going to draw them higher but then I thought: Lestat wouldn't allow him in his presence if he did that xD
My mental image of Lestat laughing into the neck of whoever he was chewing on and causing their head to explode is also hilarious.. I was going to draw that.. but I figured people would be like "DD: you don't draw violence!!!"
*chuckles* blooood x3
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And indeed, Lestat would never allow David to wear his pants up that high. *snort*
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PFF HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow that is so amazing and he DOES look like Tom Cruise!!! That's weiiird.
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It is, eh? It's especially ironic considering Tom Cruise is without doubt a closeted gay and David isn't... (oh and Cruise played Lestat in IwtV >_> )
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Haha and who said they were perfect?! I loved the thing!!
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CONGRADYOOLAYSHUNZ!
You've won one (1) internet!
For funniest retelling of a joke.
'Cause srsly, I half-died when I read it.
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*DANCES*
pray tell.. what should I do with my one (1) internet?
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Well, ma'am, you can do many things with this one (1) internet! The choices are practically infinite!
*cheesy/demented game show host grin*
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Your bro gets brownie points for that one LMAO!
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I cost him great pain to tell me that joke xDD
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Whenever I blink, i see this.
spontaneous laughter shall ensue.
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I got that once.. with these little things called "paddymelons" .. just little weeds that were growing on my grandfather's farm and he got me to pull them up.. I spent all day doing it and then for the next week whenever I blinked I saw paddymelons - -
best story ever, eh?
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did he pay you for your weed pulling or was it just
a good natured granddaughterly act?
makin' bank!
(:
i happen to think my comment was more off topic than yours.
:<
that's been happening more and more frequently.
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Well, granddad thought he could pay my brother and I 20c for our efforts and get away with it, because that's what he would've got when he was younger. He thought he'd constructed the perfect scam xD
S'ok, I don't mind off topic comments xDD
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ahh; did he get away with it?
my grandparents never let us do anything for them because of the one time i attempted to scam them out of twenty bucks.
I was a hustler as a child.
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Granddad thought he got away with it.. but then dad gave us some more money xD
Oooo, you clever kid.. how did you almost get away with it?
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ahahaa;
well, they realized the weeds i offered to pull were entirely made up.
i would say it was a very awkward situation.
especially since they had to figure out where i hid the money after they realized it was a scam.
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Oh wow that is dastardly xD
There was once this little kid at my preschool who I didn't like.. and he built a big tower of giant blocks and sat at the top.. and I knocked it over and said he fell D:
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i was quite dastardly. x]
And you too, apparently. bahhaahaha.
that's rather hilarious.
don't mess with us hxc little kids.
get your ass whooped. xD
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ZOMG! I had a slighlty different view with that joke involving turning it into a comic!
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Heheh.. yeeeah.. I think I know what you mean xD
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I have a wacky sense of humor anyway, it takes a lot to make me go "oh hell no". I...I laughed at the anime eyes joke, for crying out loud!
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Yeah.
Q: Why are anime people's eyes so big?
A: Hiroshima.
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Ooooh deary me. I chuckled - then felt like killing myself
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No! Not Lestat's fabulous shirt!
What will he wear to the Vampire box social now?! D':
[Lol. Loved. Too funny. xD]
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Oh lord if Vampires had socials..
No one but Lestat would ever get any attention.. seeing as he swings both ways xD
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As much as I love your oc's I like your VC stuff! I actually went back and started reading it again! I forgot how good it was... oh and love the joke by the way... looks like Lestat liked it too!
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Poor Lestat liked it a little too much, I think xDD
Thankyou for loving my oc's as well as the VC stuff.. I always really appreciate that
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Yes, maybe he did.
You're welcome! Who wouldn't love your oc's though ('cept simon... no one should like him)?
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