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Published: 2007-11-11 02:02:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 149; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 7
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*phone rings*Hudson: Hi, Erin. Okay…*covers mouthpiece and turns to Wilson* She's coming over, what should I do? *uncovers mouthpiece* No, I'm not talking to Wilson. *covers mouthpiece again* Shit. How did she find out? *uncovers mouthpiece* I'll be ready. *hangs up*
Wilson: You have betrayed me. She is coming to destroy me.
Hudson: No. I would never tell her about you. Now where did you hide my insulin?
Wilson: First, tell me how you betrayed me!
Hudson: I don't need my insulin until morning, now give it back.
Wilson: Never! And if you don't need it now, why ask me for it?
Hudson: *grabs Wilson* Where is it?!
Wilson: I cannot tell you, even if I wanted to! You did not sacrifice a squirrel at the last full moon!
Hudson: I did sacrifice a squirrel!
Wilson: You sacrificed a pigeon!
Hudson: That was a squirrel. *gets out encyclopedia and shows Wilson a picture of a squirrel*
Wilson: What?! No! The book lies! It lies!
Hudson: You said the same thing about my birth certificate.
Wilson: It lies! You're not human!
Hudson: I have to agree with you there…
Wilson: So now you must sacrifice an octopus and then I'll give you your insulin!
Hudson: Okay. I'll go to the store. *gets ready to go and puts Wilson down*
Wilson: No! It must be freshly caught!
Hudson: *continues getting ready* It'll be freshly caught from the store.
Wilson: No! You must catch it from the sea or else it doesn't count!
Hudson: *stops* How am I supposed to catch an octopus where I am now?
Wilson: Not my problem.
Hudson: Yes it is your problem! *picks Wilson up* I'll throw you out the window and kill you!
Wilson: You can never kill me! I am of Bob's bloodline!
Hudson: You told Erin about yourself! Only she would use the name Bob like that!
Wilson: This is Erin's skit, but not the Erin that is coming over. You fool!
Hudson: Okay…*throws Wilson out the window* He was getting too annoying to listen to. *looks around* Now what about my insulin…
Dustbunny: I ate it!
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Comments: 15
Lol I think people would understand if they knew Wilson was a talking Skull of all things.. O.o; With no bottom jaw. XD
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I don't think they'd ever get itXD
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Maybe so, at least it attracted attention.
Wilson: It only attracted attention because I was involved. Why did you let her take me anyway?
Uh... it seemed like a good idea.. besides anyone can get tired of your ranting.
Wilson: Is that so? Well fine.. be that way I won't speak at all! -dead silence-
Wilson? O.o; ;-; Nuu Wilson won't speak to me.
Wilson: Thats right, your an idiot.
-_-; Well that was short lived.
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Yes yes it was.. XD I love that.
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I worry about you Jash. Maybe this is some cold you picked up from being away from me for so long...
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What do I mean?! I mean you've gone insane and only I can be there to keep you /sane/! But I'm NOT there! D:
Plus... I think it's that addition if this chick's influence on you...
I'm sad. All of my friends are retarded, but older than me...
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I'm not retarded>>
And Crysy has been me pal for a year or so, maybe more.
And you keep me saneO.o
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XD I love it, of course it has Wilson in it. n.n Go Wilson.
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YeahXD
Wilson is greatXD
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