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If you thought that this was already shocking, then you really shouldnΒ΄t see the second part...Β
(But here it is anyway: 40k-SW MashUp 2Β )
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R2: "Beep boop beep beep boop wew beep!" (I need an adult!)
Techpriest: "I am an adult."
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R2: "Beep-boop-SKREEEEEEEEEEE!!!"Β (Okay, then letΒ΄s go and eat the candy you promised me in your van.)
Techpriest: "Yes.....time to `eat`, my sweetheart..."Β *evil binary laughter*
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mh45β¦
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I posted THIS video under another series I made about R2 and the heartbreaking story of R2-KT...
(not sure if you heard about the project, if not, please google, but beware. Very, very real and sad...)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bK7FUβ¦
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But doesn't the Adeptus Mechanicus consider artificially intelligent machines heresy?
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In that case they'll let it slide.
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A horrifying what if scenario of if R5 did not break down.
This was the perfect find, such unique peace of archeo-tech. The Magos could only wonder how those filthy little dirt rat exnos Β had gotten their hands on it?
Not that it mattered much now, his Skitarii honor-guard had efficiently removed such disgusting little exnos were dead and their technology his. But this little whit and blue automata unit had gained his attention, the sleekness of its out casing though what truly held the Magos's attention was the shiny blackness of its 'eye'.
Behind it he could see such knowledge, such wondrous delicious knowledge. Oh he would have to plunder the deep dark recesses of its data cores.
Magos: "Hmmm~ yes" he spoke with an air of lust under lining his voice before turning to the Skitarii "Take our newest prize to my chambers so I might get a closer look at it." Β The Magos ran a single finger over his newest prizes curved head. "Oh and remove the toaster I won't be needing it anymore."
R2 let a whistle of worry unsure what he had gotten himself into
Sorry I could not help myself.
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This is bloody awesome, mate...
It fits perfectly for what I had in mind when doing this one...
So, what I want to say with this is....STOP READING MY MIND!!!
Get out of my head!!!
Quick, I need an old and a young priest now! Β (The Excorcist reference)
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Maybe I will maybe I won't who can tell? Time and meaning are all on thing. Or are they?
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*thinks. "Oh, there is that voice in my head again, telling me about time and meaning. I better obey..."
Yes, voice, they are the same.
Hail you, voice.
What shall I do now?
Sacrifice some virgins you say?
Β Nice idea!
Thank you, voice! Β
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I like how you coloured R2.Β
As for the heresy, it seems quite accurate considering there's actually someone in R2
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There should be a x-ray version of this pic, showing the midget inside R2, sweating from the fear of being discovered...
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*meanwhile on Mars*
Tech Adept:"Lord Magos, do you remember the little druid we recently discovered?"
Magos:"Yes, I love that one. What`s the matter?"
Tech Adept:"We....we just discovered that in our historical archives. It`s dated around the end of M2."
*shows Magos pic on picter*
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/7β¦
Magos:"But....what....this.... It was just an actor? In a movie? Just phantasy and fiction? Oh my dear Omnissiah. Maybe this is all just fiction. Maybe even we. Maybe this whole galaxy here is just the result of some nerds that created a complex and violent tabletop game and also created a ridiculous amount of lore around it and....
*reality implodes*
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Clearly, the automata was used as a chassis for a disembodied tech-priest, or possibly an early attempt at a Servitor. Your Magos is sentenced to penal duty scrubbing the data-vaults for the next thirty Martian years.
Hopefully he'll learn to separate fact from fiction, or at least repress any similarly heretekal impulses.
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It`s better to fuck a robot and then die in a Mechanicus concentration camp for doing it, than to never experience the joy of fucking a robot.
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Techpriest turns on his vox unit, this is what is heard: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgβ¦
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The Omnissiah would be pleased with this union.
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And then the Techpriest burns him to a crisp with a plasma gun for being abominable intelligence.
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R2-D2:"*peep,doop,tweet*"
Techpriest:"What did you just say about my mama?"
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And then Artoo zaps him with his arc welder.
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After that, C3PO joins the scene and gets shot instantly because everybody thinks he`s a golden Necron queen... Β
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Well, they got 2/3 right.
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Is that a waldo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
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Techpriest:"How do you like it you sexy little machine you?"
R2-D2:"*Peep,peep,doop,peep,tweet*"
Techpriest:"Oh wow... You perverted, nasty, little robot... Come here!!!"
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R2 about to taze techpriest in the ballbearings. Or. This is the droid you're looking for.
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Need one of c3po getting destroyed to being an abominable intelligence. As well as being really annoying. Maby his head explodes trying to translate for the angry marines.
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C3PO would get destroyed anyway, because everybody would supspect him to be a golden Necron-Queen or maybe a transgender member of the Sanguinary guard...
*Warning! Brainactivity at critical level! Laughter itensifies! Warning!*
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The Emperor is overly fond of gold plated people. Look at his custodes. Also watch if the emperor had a text to talk device.
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I`m watching it from day one. I love kitten the dildodes...
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Think about it the dildodes in it are effiminate, gold plated, suck ups. Remind you of anyone? Also just noticed their helmets are shaped like eldar howling banshee masks, a female only group.
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So they`re the golden sisterhood?
Hmmmmm... Β But no matter what they carry around between their legs, they are even stronger than Astartes.
And in the end it doesn`t matter if you get punched to pudding by a man, a woman, a transgender person or a pig. The result stays the same... Β
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The imperium hates everything xeno except their hats.
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Damn, maybe I shouldn`t write this right now, but I have to. The voices tell me to...
So: Funny question (a case for the Ordo Eroticus): Do you think there will be "trans/cross-species" porn in the 41st millenium? You know, like sexual interactions between different races, like a human with an eldar or a tyranid with an ork and so on?
Well, I don`t know, but I`M SURE THERE WILL BE!!!
Damn, what a brainfuck. So much hillarious and disgustingly fascinating possibilities and pairings.... Β
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eldar have been around millions of years longer than humans so we are basically monkeys to them. Orcs are a fungus. Nids are horrible space bugs. I don't know much about tau. I think the after effects would be hilarious. Eldar would be comitting space beastialty, you would get crotch mushrooms from the orcs, from the nids horrible crabs of doom, don't know about the tau, and from chaos more std's than James Bond, necrons would be walking vibrators.
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Damn, this topic could fuel an entire forum of it`s own or even a 4Chan thread (oh, how much I hate them ) for an eternity...Β
And I don`t even want to think about the fanart that it might causes.... Β
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Watching the mask cartoon and wondering what would happen if a guardsman found the mask or a space marine.
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Yeah great, dude. Now there will be another forum related to this specific topic. And even more 4Chan threads. Thank you very much.
Here, have a delicious apple as a present for your brilliant thought...
*reaches Ragnar a plasma grenade before startingΒ to run as fast as he can*
(for real: this idea is worth a thousanfd pics, but here in my timezone, it is time to meet the sandman... I shall return to this idea in the future, I already noted it in my sketchbook brother... )
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Plasma grenades give me a case of the explosive shits. I blame you for my clogged toilets.
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No mate. Your toilets areΒ clogged, because you are still trying to flush the bodyparts of your victims through it without grinding it in advance. How often did I tell you, that you have to blend them first, an THEN flush them?
Pffffffft.... amateurs. You know what? When you finally managed to make even one of your dead victims disappear WITHOUT clogging your potty, then I might start to take your responses seriously again, you serial-killer-noob.Β
It is people like you that are responsible for the bad reputation of mass murderes nowadays.
Once it was a noble profession, but thanks to peeps like you, we have to look like stupid and evil people in the media today.
Go pro or go home. Or at least get yourself a reliable and powerfull toilet like a Fergusson... (Al Bundy quote)
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No its the plasma grenade. The body's go across the street to the medical college. The med students kept complaining about no new cadavers and serial killers don't get caught often enough and the have to reuse them over and over.
Wow this conversation got dark real fast. True about the killers though they don't always get used as chopping practice but they do sometimes get used for teaching purposes
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Yeah, this kinda escalated quickly...
But it`s fascinating that we two seem to share the same strange and rare kind of humour.
If it only were a little more popular... Then we could do a podcast or a classic talkshow with us as hosts once a week and finally get rich and famous...
With Black-Jack and hookers!!! Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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