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Takes place after Season 4
At the Super Cafe:

Deku: So yeah. Overall, things have been looking better for us. We saved Eri from Overhaul, I managed to save the school festival and reform a villain, and Eri managed to smile again.

Kirishima: Yeah. Still it's pretty tragic that Mirio lost his quirk.

Superman: Eh. I still think he could be a great hero with or without a quirk.

Batman: Same. I don't have a quirk either and look how I turned out.

Superman: So let me get this straight. In your world, nearly everyone has a superpower called a quirk.

Uraraka: Yep. Enhanced condition, elemental abilities, psychic abilities, you name it.

Superman: And you guys go to a school where you learn how to be superheroes.

Iida: Indeed Superman, sir.

Superman: You know maybe I should visit that place. I bet I could teach you all a lot of things. I'd also like to meet this All Might guy.

Batman: Yeah, I bet he's what you would call your type. A big strong boy scout. Too bad he retired though.

Deku: I can't be the only one geeking out over how we are in a cafe with Superman and Batman, two of the world's greatest heroes.

Batman: Well I do like your deduction skills kid.

Tokoyami: You know, when you think about it, Midoriya is somewhat of a combination between Superman's strength and speed and Batman's intelligence.

Shoto: Now that you say it, that is true.

Tsuyu: Yeah and didn't you also fly?

Uraraka: I'm not sure whether that was flying, jumping really high, or going so fast the he was jumping on the air.

Bakugou: Yeah well I still don't exactly get how you got to go on that crazy mission and I didn't. I would have wiped the floor with that Overhaul guy.

Batman: Your just jealous because the guy you thought was a weakling turned out to be an absolute beast.

Bakugou: I could seriously crush him at any given time. He was worthless. He could never become a hero without that quirk of his.

Batman: Am I joke to you? I don't have a quirk and I'm the best of the best.

Superman: I'm just noticing that it's been ten minutes and you haven't said to one of the girls here "Hey. I'm Batman. You wanna know my secret identity?"

Batman: Well normally when I do it it's fine, but they're all like less than half my age, so if I did that, it would probably just get really awkward for all of us.

Superman: Yeah. Fair.

Batman: By the way, Tokoyami. Your quirk allows you to control the darkness.

Tokoyami: Well it does allow me to have symbiosis with a creature made out of darkness. His name is Dark Shadow.

Batman: I think it's awesome. Ever consider becoming a sidekick for me?

Tokoyami: Perhaps it'll be interesting.

Mineta: Hey. I'm Grape Juice. You wanna know my... secret identity.

Jirou: Do you want a fist to the face.

Batman: What? You did not just use my lady lure just now Grape Boy.

Mineta: Uh oh!

Jirou: You know what, take him. He's your personal punching bag.

Mineta: What!?

Kaminari: Wait. Batman doesn't have a quirk? I thought he did. I thought his quirk allowed him to control the darkness around him and summon bats.

Batman: No. I don't have a quirk. I am a billionaire though and I have gadgets, abs, and a Batmobile.

Sero: Then why do you dress like a bat?

Batman: I dress like a bat to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies.

Mashirou: But bats aren't that scary.

Batman: Bats are totally scary.

Mina: You know, you call yourself Gadget Man the quirkless hero.

Batman: Well if I did have a quirk I'd call it Awesomeness. Using my quirk, I'd have the power to be awesome... all the time. Though I don't need a quirk for that.

Shouji: I hate to break it to you but I don't think that's a quirk.

Shoto: Yes. Awesomeness is more of a skill. So you are a normal man with vast resources.

Batman: No no no. I'm not a normal man. I'm Batman.

Kaminari: Regardless, he's awesome.

Batman: Exactly.

Mina: I still think that Superman would have become the next symbol of peace rather then Endeavor. No offense Todoroki.

Shoto: None taken. I don't exactly like my father anyway.

Superman: Whaaaaaaat! But he's a hero.

Shoto: He also abused me and my mother a lot.

Superman: Oh. He... he sounds like he has issues.

Batman: I'm still a bit concerned about how the quirk destroying bullets and the quirk restoring bullets were taken by the League of Villains.

Asui: Maybe they don't know which is which?

Kirishima: Maybe. But could you imagine if they shot themselves with the quirk destroying bullets and the heroes with the quirk restoring bullets?

Meanwhile...

Shigaraki: Stand down heroes. We can easily take away everyone of your quirks and we aren't afraid to either.

Endeavor: You are holding innocent lives in danger, we will take you in.

Shigaraki: You asked for it. (Shoots all the heroes with blue bullets and holds up a red bullet) We have the cure right here and it's the only thing that can restore your quirks (shoots himself and the League of Villains with the red bullets) Now you are all at our mercy. Dabi.

Dabi: With pleasure. (Tries to use his blue fire quirk but nothing happens) What?

Twice: (Attempts to duplicate a mug but fails) Something's wrong. Everything is completely normal.

Toga: Did you by any chance give them the cure and us the quirk destroying drug?

Endeavor: (lights up his hands)

Shigaraki: Maybe.

The League of Villains are then attacked by all the heroes.

Back at the Super Cafe...

Batman: Oh man. That would be hilarious.

Superman: So Midoriya. Why did you call yourself Deku despite having originally hated the name.

Deku: Well you see, I originally hated it but Uraraka said it would be a great hero name.

Aoyama: Is it because you like her?

Both Deku and Uraraka start blushing like crazy

Deku: What!? No, well not in that way! It's not like I think she's an amazing and pretty girl all the time! I mean, she's not horrible and ugly! She's in fact the opposite! Which is amazing and pretty! But I- I- Uhhh....

Bakugou: Whatever. I'm better than everyone in this room. I'm King Explosion Murder!

Batman: I'm Batman.

Everyone:...

Bakugou: I'm King Explosion Murder.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Bakugou: I'm King Explosion Murder!

Batman: I'm Batman.

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'm Batman!

Superman: Oh boy.

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Bakugou: YOU WANT TO GO WINGED RAT!?! BRING IT! LET'S DO THIS BAT-STARD!

Batman: Fine by me.

Bakugou tries to blow up Batman, but Batman is unscathed by Bakugou's explosion and he punches Bakugou in the face so hard that he sends him straight into a wall.

Uraraka: Woah!

Satou: Dude.

Kaminari: That was...

Aoyama: Crazy.

Kirishima: Hardcore!

Momo: Wait. How did you manage to survive Bakugou's explosion despite the fact that you don't have a durability quirk?

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Sips from coffee mug)

THE END

Description

Takes place after Season 4
At the Super Cafe:

Deku: So yeah. Overall, things have been looking better for us. We saved Eri from Overhaul, I managed to save the school festival and reform a villain, and Eri managed to smile again.

Kirishima: Yeah. Still it's pretty tragic that Mirio lost his quirk.

Superman: Eh. I still think he could be a great hero with or without a quirk.

Batman: Same. I don't have a quirk either and look how I turned out.

Superman: So let me get this straight. In your world, nearly everyone has a superpower called a quirk.

Uraraka: Yep. Enhanced condition, elemental abilities, psychic abilities, you name it.

Superman: And you guys go to a school where you learn how to be superheroes.

Iida: Indeed Superman, sir.

Superman: You know maybe I should visit that place. I bet I could teach you all a lot of things. I'd also like to meet this All Might guy.

Batman: Yeah, I bet he's what you would call your type. A big strong boy scout. Too bad he retired though.

Deku: I can't be the only one geeking out over how we are in a cafe with Superman and Batman, two of the world's greatest heroes.

Batman: Well I do like your deduction skills kid.

Tokoyami: You know, when you think about it, Midoriya is somewhat of a combination between Superman's strength and speed and Batman's intelligence.

Shoto: Now that you say it, that is true.

Tsuyu: Yeah and didn't you also fly?

Uraraka: I'm not sure whether that was flying, jumping really high, or going so fast the he was jumping on the air.

Bakugou: Yeah well I still don't exactly get how you got to go on that crazy mission and I didn't. I would have wiped the floor with that Overhaul guy.

Batman: Your just jealous because the guy you thought was a weakling turned out to be an absolute beast.

Bakugou: I could seriously crush him at any given time. He was worthless. He could never become a hero without that quirk of his.

Batman: Am I joke to you? I don't have a quirk and I'm the best of the best.

Superman: I'm just noticing that it's been ten minutes and you haven't said to one of the girls here "Hey. I'm Batman. You wanna know my secret identity?"

Batman: Well normally when I do it it's fine, but they're all like less than half my age, so if I did that, it would probably just get really awkward for all of us.

Superman: Yeah. Fair.

Batman: By the way, Tokoyami. Your quirk allows you to control the darkness.

Tokoyami: Well it does allow me to have symbiosis with a creature made out of darkness. His name is Dark Shadow.

Batman: I think it's awesome. Ever consider becoming a sidekick for me?

Tokoyami: Perhaps it'll be interesting.

Mineta: Hey. I'm Grape Juice. You wanna know my... secret identity.

Jirou: Do you want a fist to the face.

Batman: What? You did not just use my lady lure just now Grape Boy.

Mineta: Uh oh!

Jirou: You know what, take him. He's your personal punching bag.

Mineta: What!?

Kaminari: Wait. Batman doesn't have a quirk? I thought he did. I thought his quirk allowed him to control the darkness around him and summon bats.

Batman: No. I don't have a quirk. I am a billionaire though and I have gadgets, abs, and a Batmobile.

Sero: Then why do you dress like a bat?

Batman: I dress like a bat to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies.

Mashirou: But bats aren't that scary.

Batman: Bats are totally scary.

Mina: You know, you call yourself Gadget Man the quirkless hero.

Batman: Well if I did have a quirk I'd call it Awesomeness. Using my quirk, I'd have the power to be awesome... all the time. Though I don't need a quirk for that.

Shouji: I hate to break it to you but I don't think that's a quirk.

Shoto: Yes. Awesomeness is more of a skill. So you are a normal man with vast resources.

Batman: No no no. I'm not a normal man. I'm Batman.

Kaminari: Regardless, he's awesome.

Batman: Exactly.

Mina: I still think that Superman would have become the next symbol of peace rather then Endeavor. No offense Todoroki.

Shoto: None taken. I don't exactly like my father anyway.

Superman: Whaaaaaaat! But he's a hero.

Shoto: He also abused me and my mother a lot.

Superman: Oh. He... he sounds like he has issues.

Batman: I'm still a bit concerned about how the quirk destroying bullets and the quirk restoring bullets were taken by the League of Villains.

Asui: Maybe they don't know which is which?

Kirishima: Maybe. But could you imagine if they shot themselves with the quirk destroying bullets and the heroes with the quirk restoring bullets?

Meanwhile...

Shigaraki: Stand down heroes. We can easily take away everyone of your quirks and we aren't afraid to either.

Endeavor: You are holding innocent lives in danger, we will take you in.

Shigaraki: You asked for it. (Shoots all the heroes with blue bullets and holds up a red bullet) We have the cure right here and it's the only thing that can restore your quirks (shoots himself and the League of Villains with the red bullets) Now you are all at our mercy. Dabi.

Dabi: With pleasure. (Tries to use his blue fire quirk but nothing happens) What?

Twice: (Attempts to duplicate a mug but fails) Something's wrong. Everything is completely normal.

Toga: Did you by any chance give them the cure and us the quirk destroying drug?

Endeavor: (lights up his hands)

Shigaraki: Maybe.

The League of Villains are then attacked by all the heroes.

Back at the Super Cafe...

Batman: Oh man. That would be hilarious.

Superman: So Midoriya. Why did you call yourself Deku despite having originally hated the name.

Deku: Well you see, I originally hated it but Uraraka said it would be a great hero name.

Aoyama: Is it because you like her?

Both Deku and Uraraka start blushing like crazy

Deku: What!? No, well not in that way! It's not like I think she's an amazing and pretty girl all the time! I mean, she's not horrible and ugly! She's in fact the opposite! Which is amazing and pretty! But I- I- Uhhh....

Bakugou: Whatever. I'm better than everyone in this room. I'm King Explosion Murder!

Batman: I'm Batman.

Everyone:...

Bakugou: I'm King Explosion Murder.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Bakugou: I'm King Explosion Murder!

Batman: I'm Batman.

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'm Batman!

Superman: Oh boy.

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Bakugou: I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!

Batman: I'M BATMAN!

Bakugou: YOU WANT TO GO WINGED RAT!?! BRING IT! LET'S DO THIS BAT-STARD!

Batman: Fine by me.

Bakugou tries to blow up Batman, but Batman is unscathed by Bakugou's explosion and he punches Bakugou in the face so hard that he sends him straight into a wall.

Uraraka: Woah!

Satou: Dude.

Kaminari: That was...

Aoyama: Crazy.

Kirishima: Hardcore!

Momo: Wait. How did you manage to survive Bakugou's explosion despite the fact that you don't have a durability quirk?

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! (Sips from coffee mug)

THE END