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Published: 2008-05-18 21:02:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 163465; Favourites: 4016; Downloads: 2864
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Description Flirting is hard.

Bear witness to the Pyro's pain. Suffer like he suffers.




I don't actually think Pyro's fail. This was made as a response to a forum post somewhere titled "Pyros Fail" with a bunch of people griping about how much the class sucks. Those people are quitters. Bleeders.

Nevertheless, so I thought I'd further this belief and demonstrate exactly why Pyro fails, both in fortress and out.

This most certainly is not based off of embarrassingly awkward attempts at being friendly by your local neighborhood End. No no. Not at all.

(I'm so sorry Pyro. Your day will come, my friend. Your day will come.)


This will be scrapped later. It's just for sillies. <3



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Comments: 715

Zeke-Staright [2008-06-03 06:26:57 +0000 UTC]

I can feel the pain >c<
ROFLMFAO, Awsome

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Demon-Lord-Maxine [2008-06-03 00:42:04 +0000 UTC]

Dang. That must been pretty hard for him to come up with, huh? Poor guy. He's gonna have a tough time sleeping tonight.

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LordOfWhiteSoul [2008-06-02 08:31:58 +0000 UTC]

xD xD xD

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Bhuggy In reply to ??? [2008-06-01 22:14:52 +0000 UTC]

he looks hilariously innocent in the first two panels

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parzy In reply to ??? [2008-05-31 23:23:38 +0000 UTC]

jejeje its funny xD

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JodeOnslow In reply to ??? [2008-05-31 10:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Dear god, he even sleeps with the gas cylinder on... that's just awesome.

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Jaunty-Hat [2008-05-30 04:35:47 +0000 UTC]

D'awwwwwww

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Arista In reply to ??? [2008-05-29 01:57:24 +0000 UTC]

aww hopefully he will get it right the next time. Poor Pyro T-T' still a lovely comic

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ridir In reply to ??? [2008-05-28 07:11:56 +0000 UTC]

haha, poor, poor pyro...

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Hannahbul In reply to ??? [2008-05-27 23:24:52 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, I keep having to look at this just for the lulz xD its awesome

p.s. my bf always plays as Pyro, hehe

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King-Crimson-46 In reply to ??? [2008-05-27 14:53:35 +0000 UTC]

lol pyro

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AwkwardZombie In reply to ??? [2008-05-27 12:42:54 +0000 UTC]

You know... I think my little brother had a breakdown like that once.

Poor Pyro.

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Every-Single-Day In reply to ??? [2008-05-27 05:25:18 +0000 UTC]

oh my i feel for him poor guy

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Momo-mole In reply to ??? [2008-05-27 05:24:23 +0000 UTC]

Only a flashback to any awkward highschool moment ever. Stomach clenching embarassment right *thur.*
Poor bastard.
Always a fan of your brand of humor.

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Citizen-Cybertron In reply to ??? [2008-05-27 04:11:37 +0000 UTC]

Your diminuitive closing comments beg the question, sir -- how is it possible for one to shift a piece from one\'s gallery to one\'s scraps folder WITHOUT substituting the initial submission date, or sacrificing those sentimental comments that have been left in relation to said presentation? Is this even possible...?

At any rate, I loved the strip (even though I admittedly failed to comprehend the reference materal in this instance), and your deft aptitude at the illustrative form astounds in characteristic form! Esoteric humour is always the best, anyway. Keep up the sensational work, mate... and I hope you (or indeed, someone) may provide me with an answer to my practical enquiry.

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Trifanfool In reply to ??? [2008-05-27 01:16:49 +0000 UTC]

Aw I don\'t think you have to throw it out, Pyro isn\'t really THAT bad, tried it out a few times but I quit because I just plain sucked, I know some pyro pros

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PSmist In reply to ??? [2008-05-26 18:07:15 +0000 UTC]

ROFL I love TFII I wish pyro wouldnt fail

I use teh spy and teh snipe and teh other ppl

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Petitecreme In reply to ??? [2008-05-25 10:09:43 +0000 UTC]

It's quite heartwarming and sad at the same time.
I really love the 3rd panel, really says it all.

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NapoleonBonerhard In reply to ??? [2008-05-25 09:05:22 +0000 UTC]

Panel 4 makes me sad inside. :C
You're day shall come, Pyro.
And it will be GLORIOUS.

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sleepnaught In reply to ??? [2008-05-25 07:11:54 +0000 UTC]

i think everyone does this every once in a while . . . or it could just be me . . .

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AuroraDark In reply to ??? [2008-05-25 06:50:48 +0000 UTC]

How cute!

Very witty

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monkeyclan In reply to ??? [2008-05-25 03:41:40 +0000 UTC]

god i hate it when they have a limit on items.
cool drawing.

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viciousjaws In reply to ??? [2008-05-25 01:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Poor dudeDon't worry, Pyro! You'll succeed someday!!!

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fancycake In reply to ??? [2008-05-25 00:15:37 +0000 UTC]

Poor thing :[

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PTGreat In reply to ??? [2008-05-24 22:40:18 +0000 UTC]

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Dartneis-Is-Back In reply to ??? [2008-05-24 19:03:40 +0000 UTC]

Aww Poor Pyro

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2slicks In reply to ??? [2008-05-24 09:27:36 +0000 UTC]

Pyros do not fail, theyre just hard to play cause you got to be able to see the hairds on your enemies face to do any damage

MMmmmpppphh.

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HinderedArt In reply to ??? [2008-05-24 07:15:16 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, yet I laughed almost to the point of pants-pissery >.<

Good art too!

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shadowclonexpert In reply to ??? [2008-05-24 05:17:17 +0000 UTC]

wow lmfao

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Argentum-Mane In reply to ??? [2008-05-23 22:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately, my PC can't even handle TF2...

But Pyro is still awesome.

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Sebbythefreak In reply to ??? [2008-05-23 16:15:12 +0000 UTC]

XD hahahahaha

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Silver-12-Heart In reply to ??? [2008-05-23 14:33:18 +0000 UTC]

ouch. X3

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Larwck In reply to ??? [2008-05-23 13:01:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha this is cute, i love the third frame. Poor guy.

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Crono1000 In reply to ??? [2008-05-23 05:49:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm under the impression that the pyro is a girl. If you look in his/her locker in 2fort you'll see a purse

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sixteenpercent In reply to ??? [2008-05-22 18:19:42 +0000 UTC]

Can we huggle him and let him know that everything's gonna be alright? I SO feel for him!

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IMAGINeye [2008-05-22 18:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Sorry you haven't heard from me in a long time...just been busy graduating and trying to get a job in the video game world (all in the journal) But enough of all that, to your artwork!

Wow...I love the coloring on this! And this is freaking hilarious! hehehe...I'm just trying digital painting with a tablet myself, any tips on certain brushes you like to use?

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sandmanda [2008-05-22 15:53:48 +0000 UTC]

OMS, Team Fortress. I love you!!

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PiXELATEDpanicakes [2008-05-22 15:34:27 +0000 UTC]

lol. i'd tap that.

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StElred [2008-05-22 10:14:13 +0000 UTC]

...I feel Pyro's pain, he's just so ronery...


DON'T SCRAP HIM YET!!! I WANNA SEE HIM SUCCEED!!!

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Ansugaru [2008-05-22 07:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Pyro will own every other class when you know how to use the pyro...

I like him^^ his my favourite!

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napkinthief [2008-05-22 05:26:43 +0000 UTC]

I feel like I have a gas mask on too when I try to flirt too, just the gas mask, and I feel a little naked too.

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sparkster46 In reply to ??? [2008-05-22 04:47:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh god... I think we can all say we woke up one night crying over 11 items instead of 12. :'c


(13 for me I never felt so ashamed!!!)

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pcizer-enigma In reply to ??? [2008-05-22 03:25:36 +0000 UTC]

Aw God, he's so cute.

I'd flirt back, dammit!

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lstjules In reply to ??? [2008-05-22 02:29:29 +0000 UTC]

lol....it's just too bad i never had a customer actually read the sign over my cash. They used to bring full carts to that speed check-out and try to get away with it

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Lon3 In reply to ??? [2008-05-21 23:57:23 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, poor Pyro

I like the Pyro in TF2... Though I need a good medic in order to fully unlock it's awesomeness Nothing can be as devastating as an ubered Pyro

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faustsketcher [2008-05-21 17:51:37 +0000 UTC]

jeje ^^ c'mon pyro, cheer up ^^ xD

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Nadesican [2008-05-21 17:33:01 +0000 UTC]

I too once had eleven items!! I feel your pain, brother!

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moochyan [2008-05-21 14:27:15 +0000 UTC]

i dont get it

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pseudopsych [2008-05-21 14:01:10 +0000 UTC]

b-but.. i thought pyro was girl!! :< He's adorable the way you drew him tho :]

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captaincabbage [2008-05-21 12:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Poor pyro D:

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