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Published: 2013-10-10 09:30:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 4596; Favourites: 96; Downloads: 16
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Description Slight spoiler for first episode of season 9?

I'm not sure if anyone remembers this cheesy old pickup line. It's usually something like a nationality, like "You got any Italian in you? No? Want some?" *cue suggestive pelvic gestures, eyebrow waggling, and righteous slaps across the face*

I don't even know. At least I amuse myself.



I claim no ownership of the characters used in this piece. All rights to Supernatural belong to the creator, Eric Kripke, as well as Warner Bros. Television and Productions
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Comments: 48

AuroraBlix [2013-12-03 01:36:01 +0000 UTC]

... I have never heard that pick-up line before, but it is FANTASTIC!

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regates [2013-11-29 21:41:38 +0000 UTC]

but in all seriousness, the preview for the episode next week has me pissed at Zeke

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enginesummer In reply to regates [2013-11-29 23:15:46 +0000 UTC]

ME. TOO. I don't trust that Sneak!Zeke

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regates In reply to enginesummer [2013-11-29 23:23:45 +0000 UTC]

it rhymes

I saw the preview on Youtube and everyone was like "Damn it Zeke, what did you do?!"

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enginesummer In reply to regates [2013-11-29 23:32:29 +0000 UTC]

I've been wary of him from the start, but him kicking Cas out of the bunker reaaaaaally didn't sit right with me (because he broke up Team Free Will!!)

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regates In reply to enginesummer [2013-11-29 23:48:25 +0000 UTC]

I don't know what happened, but I pretty much always trusted Zeke, even though making Cas leave made me upset...he really pulled the wool over my eyes

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enginesummer In reply to regates [2013-11-30 00:08:19 +0000 UTC]

Ooooh he's just so sneaky. And the angels have SUCH a bad track record. I wanted Zeke to be good, but really--nothing about that situation is okay.

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regates In reply to enginesummer [2013-11-30 00:27:03 +0000 UTC]

true, they do. Yeah, I know, after I thought about for an episode, then Zeke wouldn't (SPOILERS!) let Dean tell Sam what was going and I was like, "No, Zeke, what the hell!" then there's the preview and I was like, "Welp, you're an ass now Zeke."

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enginesummer In reply to regates [2013-11-30 00:59:01 +0000 UTC]

I guess we'll just have to wait and see :\

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regates In reply to enginesummer [2013-11-30 01:50:33 +0000 UTC]

yeah hope nothing too bad happens, and Dean saves Cas's ass again. I swear he's become a damsel in distress (and I'm okay with that)

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enginesummer In reply to regates [2013-11-30 03:14:37 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, I kinda miss seeing Cas as a natural BAMF.

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regates In reply to enginesummer [2013-11-30 14:54:21 +0000 UTC]

I do too, but being a damsel in distress is just kind of natural I think for him now, because without his powers, he can't be a BAMF, he could barley take care of himself when he was an angel, it's the same now, except slightly worse because he's human and can die and be tortured and stuff-so damsel in distress

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enginesummer In reply to regates [2013-11-30 20:48:11 +0000 UTC]

Aw, but he's got so much knowledge and experience. Just because he's human doesn't mean he's useless or helpless. He just keeps getting written into a corner. :\

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regates In reply to enginesummer [2013-11-30 21:11:35 +0000 UTC]

I know...and that is true, it's just that he still acts half like an angel when he can't anymore, and it's just easier for him to be taken advantage of

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enginesummer In reply to regates [2013-11-30 21:50:20 +0000 UTC]

Eh. I just see it as his TERRIBLE judge of character (poor guy.)

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regates In reply to enginesummer [2013-11-30 21:56:43 +0000 UTC]

that's part of it (yeah, I feel bad for him, he needs lots of hugs)

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sonikkuruzu [2013-11-21 23:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Soft Sammy,
Warm Sammy,
Giant ball of moose~!
Happy Sammy,
Sleepy Sammy,
Moose moose moose

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enginesummer In reply to sonikkuruzu [2013-11-22 02:53:38 +0000 UTC]

^_^ I love this chant.

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sonikkuruzu In reply to enginesummer [2013-11-24 21:50:56 +0000 UTC]

Soft Kitty is the best thing to come out of The Big Bang Theory

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PsychoSabertooth [2013-11-05 05:58:45 +0000 UTC]

Ezie(as I call him) is so hot!

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CynicalArchangel [2013-10-14 12:44:53 +0000 UTC]

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enginesummer In reply to CynicalArchangel [2013-10-14 13:37:33 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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mistofstars [2013-10-13 15:23:11 +0000 UTC]

*laughs* XDD 

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supernatural05 [2013-10-12 16:04:06 +0000 UTC]

this is so funny!

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enginesummer In reply to supernatural05 [2013-10-12 19:57:47 +0000 UTC]

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supernatural05 In reply to enginesummer [2013-10-13 00:33:09 +0000 UTC]


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Niyosix [2013-10-12 04:03:43 +0000 UTC]

The pictures of unconcious Sam are simultaneously heartwrenching and fucking hilarious at the same time.

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enginesummer In reply to Niyosix [2013-10-12 04:28:57 +0000 UTC]

Poor Sam.

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CharlestheComicArtis [2013-10-11 16:14:17 +0000 UTC]

oh now i get it

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PsychPsych-o [2013-10-11 01:30:23 +0000 UTC]

Love it!!

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enginesummer In reply to PsychPsych-o [2013-10-11 03:04:49 +0000 UTC]

^_^ But will Sam?

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PsychPsych-o In reply to enginesummer [2013-10-11 21:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Hmm. Let me think about that.

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Yellowbulma [2013-10-10 21:42:33 +0000 UTC]

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VickyStrife [2013-10-10 16:28:26 +0000 UTC]

That part was so damn nasty (in my head at least) X'D

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enginesummer In reply to VickyStrife [2013-10-10 18:13:14 +0000 UTC]

It was pretty unexpected... I just know it's all going to go wrong somehow.

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VickyStrife In reply to enginesummer [2013-10-11 17:18:42 +0000 UTC]

Yeah or else it won't be SPN..^^'

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enginesummer In reply to VickyStrife [2013-10-11 17:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Poor boys. I was watching an older episode with my sister the other day and we were both like, "Wow, Dean looks so HAPPY here. This is depressing as hell." I guess this is why all the older hunters are grumpy alcoholics :\

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VickyStrife In reply to enginesummer [2013-10-11 17:52:29 +0000 UTC]

True ! We are so far from the initial careless Dean >.<

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enginesummer In reply to VickyStrife [2013-10-11 20:26:10 +0000 UTC]

Poor Dean. His life was never a ton of fun, but he's seriously had a bad couple of years.

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Crida [2013-10-10 13:22:51 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha AMAZING

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enginesummer In reply to Crida [2013-10-10 18:12:18 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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ste3o [2013-10-10 12:11:37 +0000 UTC]

oh you're not the only one amused~~<3

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enginesummer In reply to ste3o [2013-10-10 18:12:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh, good

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CarmillaPoisonberry [2013-10-10 09:36:42 +0000 UTC]

*dies laughing*

The stuff that goes on!

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enginesummer In reply to CarmillaPoisonberry [2013-10-10 09:37:35 +0000 UTC]

Apparently in my little head, angels are all a little pervy... >_>
<_<

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CarmillaPoisonberry In reply to enginesummer [2013-10-10 09:44:28 +0000 UTC]

Angels, Demons, anything in between, and the Winchesters are always trying to one upthe rest. 

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enginesummer In reply to CarmillaPoisonberry [2013-10-10 09:48:44 +0000 UTC]

It is indeed a mad, mad world.

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CarmillaPoisonberry In reply to enginesummer [2013-10-10 09:57:12 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't agree with you more.

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