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Published: 2014-05-11 12:26:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 347585; Favourites: 838; Downloads: 77
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Whenever I come across a whole bunch of chaurus eggs I just can't NOT harvest them all.Related content
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lol! i wish you could see them hatch and raise an army of loyal chaurus hatchlings. great work on the expressions.
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Yeah, I remember those moments, overencumbered with several hundred pounds of chaurus eggs. Those were good times.
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Chaurus...the one creature in Skyrim that I will kill without a second thought
Dragons...they're friggin awesome. Even giant spiders. But Chaurus... *shudder*
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I've always wanted to see a picture of what the dovahkiin would look like if it showed all the stuff you carried
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NOOO xD. This is so wonderful and so horrible at the same time. Screw those Charus!
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I don't think eggs are really the biggest problem here; imagine someone selling some kind of Daedra object or something, and then having a Daedra pop up in their shop...
...It would be bad, to put it bluntly.
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thats why I stopped being an alchemist
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Haha, I've always wondered how this would work, but I never did get to sell so many things due to the extremely low coin balance for most merchants.
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Lmao, goodness, I'm the same way.
Makes me wonder what conditions have to be met for those silly things to hatch, because at any given time I have at least a dozen on me xD
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I just want to know what he's doing with all those dragon bones.
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Building a dragon. What else?
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DO YOU WANNA BUILD A DRAGON
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C'mon, let's go and slaaaaay.
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I never eat you anymore, just come out the cave, it's like you've flown awaaaay!
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Dear god what have I started?
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Those arent the lyrics. Amateur.
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Neither were yours technically, unless you were making them up on the fly. Which is hardly sporting I might say.
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You speak words I no understand
Now I sad
Harumph
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Harumph?
Well to you sir I say "snarf"
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Well played...... Well played indeed.....
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One of my first thoughts looking at this was, "Ahaa, their mouth pincers look like moustaches." Now I can't look at them without thinking about it 0_0
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I've been obsessed with Skyrim recently.
This gave me a good chuckle <3
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I never got why you can sell things like armour at grocery stores.
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Ah, Awkward Zombie. Never ceases to amuse.
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I was thinking of adding a line about that at the end, but didn't want to seem like I was ripping her off.
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Yeah... Keep it distinctive.
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Honeyed words can sell anything to anyone :3
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RPG heroes are really the best salesmen ever.
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"See this napkin was once used by a princess from the eastern kingdoms, I dung you not fine sir I can see you are one of fine taste and collectible sense which is why I offer you this napkin at a reduced price for a fellow collector such as yourself, now you don't have to say anything but I must insist on your grabbing this item now before it's gone for good because a lot of people are going to want to get their hands on this valuable item, sincerely I ask of you to take it off my hands lest it go to someone who does not appreciate a fine collectible such as this fine item that I hold in my hands, for you sir I charge you no more than a thousand gold coins now I can see on your face that price seems a bit steep but surely you are a man/woman who knows when you see something of that sort of value and I can promise that this specific collectible is without a doubt one of the finest and rarest and most valuable collectibles on the market in the world, now I must ask for you to make haste in your decision otherwise it will be gone forever and who then will be in the possession of this fine napkin that has honest to Divines been in contact with the princess of the Eastern Kingdoms' mouth, eh? The common collector who knows not what he even possesses in his hands, or a fine top of the market, respectable and wise collector such as yourself."
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...That must have taken you ages to type. Well done.
Same goes for selling solid gold nuggets to the middle of nowhere that you found in a treasure chest in the bottom of a cave.
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Actually I just winged it, you'd be amazed what your mind makes up when you just rush it and make it up on the fly, under the more ideal circumstances of course.
If you try to think too hard on it you're likely to succumb to brain farts and such and so and that ain't no funsies.
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You try telling my examiners that.
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Fine, I will :3
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I don't believe this... Is this a stag horn handle at this price?
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Thats what he gets for buying those chaurus eggs
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