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Published: 2004-10-01 01:21:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 148; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 9
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Description has anyone seen the 5th element? do you remember how chris rock used the word "green" as in "that's really green!" wait.. it was chris rock in that movie, right? oh yea, i'm submitting something on da. um.. i wanted to try a room. they're harder than they look, but i figured out a lot of things (if the normals on a surface are facing away from the light, then the light will go through it). i'll work on making more rooms. i know this one's stupid. and i messed up the color balance in photoshop, because everytime i close and reopen that program, the proof setup isn't set to monitor rgb, and i forget to change it and yea.. and normally i wouldn't put a title on something little like this, but what the heck. oh and that's a 14.456mm camera lens. i wonder where you get one of those! hehe
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Menschenfeind [2004-10-01 04:01:24 +0000 UTC]

It was Chris Tucker. I really like that movie, but I have a Gary Oldman fetish so I'm biased. (He was creepy in that role.)

I like this scrap, yo, diggidy. Ever see that Paula Cole video called "Me" where she's in all those different colored rooms? I always wanted a house with tons of rooms and each one's a different color. Only I wouldn't have a yellow room because yellow's ucky. And I'd only have an orange room if it was that reddish-orange like fire. Mmm, fire...

And it's not stupid, poopoo head.

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esotericsean In reply to Menschenfeind [2004-10-01 05:34:33 +0000 UTC]

ohh yea tucker. not rock. heh. and you know.. i think i did see that video. it sounds really familiar, and yea, i've always wanted a house like that too. my room's walls are dark green (sorta like the color in the picture, here i just now took a picture for ya: [link] )

thanks 'taru

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Menschenfeind In reply to esotericsean [2004-10-02 04:15:17 +0000 UTC]

Neato picture. That's a nice green, too. If it were any other green it might be too green and you'd throw up every time you woke up in the room. You'd throw up green.

Aww, I see a little furry beast on your bed. It's a cat, right? Because from this angle it could be a Boston Terrier, but I'ma take a stab at cat. I've got three cats, myself. Being a dog person, I need at LEAST three cats to equal one dog. And I think it was Ernest Hemmingway who said, "One cat leads to another."

(Yaay, I'm a walking trove of completely useless factoids! I'll try to have one for you with each comment I leave... that'll be fun.)

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esotericsean In reply to Menschenfeind [2004-10-02 06:33:02 +0000 UTC]

hehe, yay for factoids (yea that will be fun ) aaand.. that's my doggie "cha cha" hehe. she's half boston terrier and half chihuahua. here's an old picture of her: [link]

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Menschenfeind In reply to esotericsean [2004-10-02 19:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, dammit! I thought the tip of the ear in that first picture was a little too curled back to be a cat. I knew it was a terrier! In my heart of hearts I knew, I swear! Still, Bostons are so crazy they might as well be cats, what with the... um... smallness. Really that's about it. My parents have one, he's a hyper little freak. He thinks every guest comes to see HIM. And if you play with him with his ball, you have to forcefully take it away because he'll just keep playing until he dies. I swear. He pants and wheezes and when you finally make him stop he just topples over. They're so cute, the freaks.

Hah, yours is totally cute. She's like, really weird... like Boston Chihuahua. Crazy.

Factoid: Your ears and your nose never stop growing. (That's why old men have giant noses and ears. Hee.)

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esotericsean In reply to Menschenfeind [2004-10-03 17:07:15 +0000 UTC]

waa, i commented, and i guess i closed the page too early or didn't click submit or something. anyway.. this is starting to be a lot of comments! hehe

yea, boston terriers are so cool. i want a corgi someday. they're my favorite dogs. and maybe like a husky or malamute too (for when i want a big dog). i like small dogs a lot. but yea.. cool! they never stop growin, eh?

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Menschenfeind In reply to esotericsean [2004-10-04 15:31:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, and apparently your eyes never grow. I guess that's why baby eyes look huge.

Corgis are pretty cute and silly looking. We had a dachshund named Doodles once who was adorable. But now I gravitate towards the big dogs. Huskies are awesome. They're so wolfy. I like German shepherds and great danes and rottweilers.

Yeah, lots o' comments.

Oh, and I meant to ask you, that stuff o nthe bottom of your icon, are they letters? They look kinda letterish. *Stares at them until eyes burn out*

Fact: Let's see, um... there's gotta be something kicking around here. Ooo, I remember one about dogs. The most intelligent dog is the border collie. You mighta known that. Oh, I've got another one. You know those rescue dogs they send in to look for survivors in buildings that've collapsed or had a fire or whatnot? Well, if those dogs don't find anything or if they only find dead people all day, they can get depressed and refuse to work or eat. So, after a long day if they've found nothing living, the people with the dogs'll put a planter in there for the dog to find. They go in and lay in the rubble and the dog sniffs them out and he's all happy he found someone and he won't get depressed.

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esotericsean In reply to Menschenfeind [2004-10-04 23:10:14 +0000 UTC]

hehe, yea they're letters. it says "esotericsean" in japanese. katakana to be exact. i'm in my second year of japanese in college, and i'm starting to get the basics down now i think. just gotta memorize lots of vocabulary. and.. i knew that border collies were pretty smart, i didn't know they were the smartest, but that's really god to know. i like border collies a lot and that's also pretty interesting about those dogs getting depressed. pretty weird, but very interesting.

hmm, i don't really have anything that interesting to tell you.. wanna see the vespa that i just bought from some guy in kentucky? clicky: [link]

well, didn't actually buy it yet. i'm making payments. but as soon as i get a job, it'l be mine!

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Menschenfeind In reply to esotericsean [2004-10-05 02:06:30 +0000 UTC]

Ooo, it's all shiny and red. I was never big on motorized bikes and the like because mostly all I see are big fat Harley guys with their stupid Harley gear, vrooming around on their crappy Harlies. Bah! But that's the kind of bike I DO like, it's totally neat. Does it have a name yet?

Cool you're learning Japanese. German's my favorite language and if I ever get to college I'm taking it. But I think second might be Japanese. I used to think Chinese and Japanese sounded the same, but now after so much anime I realize they're really completely different. It's great. Japanese sounds much better, too. Chinese is harsher and... I 'unno. Blah. So yeah, after I learn German I'm going for Jap. I've picked up a little from anime, and it would be fun to watch it without having to read subtitles. I'm good at languages. Hai!

Fact: Umm. There's a Springfield in every state.

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esotericsean In reply to Menschenfeind [2004-10-05 09:01:05 +0000 UTC]

hehe, yes. i'm totally obsessed with vespas (ask rina ) anyway.. yes! his name is totomo (i thought of that while at disneyland, hehe) i just can't wait for it to come!

german's a pretty interesting language. it sounds very harsh to me, like i'd hurt your throat to speak it a while. nihongo wa anata no tomodachi! hehe, japanese is your friend. at least, i think i said that right. oh well.

sheesh you're good with those facts! i knew there were a lot of springfields, but one in every state?! wow!

i think i'll start with some now, but i have to cheat, hehe: "if a man watches a woman undress in front of a window, he can be arrested as a peeping tom, if a woman watches a man undress in front of a window, she can have him arrested for indecent exposure"

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Menschenfeind In reply to esotericsean [2004-10-05 12:55:46 +0000 UTC]

That's a cute name. Yeah, German's harsh, but in a good way I think. Everyone else likes French and Italian and that crap. Ugh. I like me some Germ.

God, that fact is so true. I couldn't BE a man in today's culture, it's completely insane. It's like everything with a penis is evil and never given the benefit of the doubt. They say men run the world but that's completely untrue. In America, anyway. Women are definitely running it. Why are they always bitching about equal pay and equal rights but none of them are bitching that they don't get to serve in active combat in the military? It's because the door doesn't swing both ways. BITCHES!!

Oh, see, now you got me going.

Another thing that bothers me is the toilet seat. Why do women think it's okay to bitch about a guy not putting it down when he's done? Why don't men bitch that we don't leave it UP for them? I'll tell you why, Mr. Sean! It's because women are natural complainers, and they started it so now it's morally right! If only men had started that argument then they'd be right. *Sigh*

See, that's why I can't be a lesbian. I mean, I like girls sometims *cough* but a lot of them are terribly unbearable and I'm just too logical to be one of them. Of course I do complain a lot, but I try to fight it and keep it to worthwhile complaints.

Fact: When Coca-Cola was being sold in China, they used characters that would sound like "Coca-Cola" when spoken. What they turned out to mean was "Bite the wax tadpole."

(I like Pepsi. I wonder what Pepsi would be? Maybe, "Your ancestors will party in your mouth for many moons!")

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esotericsean In reply to Menschenfeind [2004-10-07 18:32:38 +0000 UTC]

lol, sorry i took so long to reply to this one. my friend told me that there was another drink that when they introduced it to china, they did the same thing and it turned out to be "woman lick wax donkey" or something.



are you sure you're female? lol

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Menschenfeind In reply to esotericsean [2004-10-08 16:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, no problem. You can stop replying anytime you want and I won't hold it against you.

Yeah, I'm a girl. Sometimes I make such guylike jokes and comments, though, I mighta come out wrong.

Fact: Umm. The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

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esotericsean In reply to Menschenfeind [2004-10-08 19:11:36 +0000 UTC]

hehe, well.. this is fun! i get to watch rina's brothers today! and wow, really? a porpoise?

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Menschenfeind In reply to esotericsean [2004-10-09 14:32:37 +0000 UTC]

Heh, yeah. I once also read that porpoises are the only animal other than man that rape each other. I guess with intelligence comes boredom and, uh, immorality.

I always wished I had younger sibs to be nice to. Mine were always mean as older ones are. I do have two younger half-sisters, but they lived in a different state. Bummer, eh? I bet her brothers are fun to watch. I bet they like you because you're fun and a boy.

Fact: Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women. (There's a phobia for everything, but not - it seems - for zombies. I have this weird fear of zombies (which isn't helped because I just HAVE to watch every zombie movie that comes out). And it has no name!! So what I have to do is just use the fear of death, which is necrophobia. It works for now.)

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esotericsean In reply to Menschenfeind [2004-10-10 03:38:45 +0000 UTC]

hmm, you know.. i thought i heard once that it was dolphins were the only other species that had sex for enjoyment. but i guess it's porpoises, hmm? and what about spiders, don't they sorta rape each other? like when the female eats the male after sex? i guess that's not really rape, but still..

hehe, when my mom was having my sister (i was 5) and i went to the hospital to see her, i was like, "we're not taking her home are we?" but.. yea, it's nice having younger siblings i guess. i just have my sister, and pretty much my whole life, i was raised with girls. all my cousins are girls (except for 1, who was born a few years ago). i'm just now starting to get some good guy friends.

heh, zombies scare you, eh? i'm more scared of things like.. that one twilight zone episode where the little girl falls into another dimension behind her bed. i think that might have been one of the scariest things i've ever seen. is there a fear of little girls falling into other dimensions? lol

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