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You tip-toed quietly over the wooden floor, your sneaky tactics caused you not to make a sound. You grinned as the target came into view. Only a few more feet, and your mission would be complete.
You chose your footing carefully, making sure to avoid any thing that could make a sound. With a gloved hand, you reached forward and opened the panel.
There it was.
You quickly and quietly grabbed the box.
A light in the distance turned on.
You had to run, and run fast.
Whipping around, you collided with a very steel-like chest of a man. He could probably crush his enemies just by giving them a hug. You were falling backwards but were steadied by a hand wrapping around your wrist.
You were dead.
“(Name), why do you have my precious PopTart's in your possession?” Thor asked, looking down at you, his brow slightly furrowed.
You squirmed out of his grasp. “I'm hungry, and I'm eating these because they are my favorite.” You turned and ran.
“I think not!” You heard the blonde yell and footsteps chasing after you.
Ducking under tables and jumping over couches, you saw the door to your room. If you could get in there, you may be safe.
You would have made it, if Tony hadn't walked in front of you.
Crashing to the ground you both went, Tony landing on his butt. Thor grabbed you around the waist and hauled you over his shoulder. You pounded on his back, as if he would let you down.
He didn't.
Instead, you were launched across the room and onto the red-and-gold-are-totally-awesome-colors-plus-this-is-my-house-so-don't-argue-with-me couch. You landed with a soft thud and were promptly pinned down by a god, who was smiling brightly. He reminded you of a puppy...A very big puppy.
He ran his fingers up and down your sides and you wiggled, not being bale to help the laugh that escaped you. “THO-AAARR! STAHP!” You screamed and tried to squrim your way out of his grasp.
He didn't seem like stopping anytime soon.
“OKAAHAHY I-I SURENDER! I'M SORAAAY!” You squealed.
His movements finally stop when you were on the verge of passing out.
He pulled you close to his chest. You sighed and breathed him in.
He pulled away and cupped your cheek before leaning forward and placing a kiss on your lips. Neither of you were sure where the box of Pop tarts went, and neither cared.
“Brother Anthony! Release my Pop Of Tarts!”
Well maybe Thor did.
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Comments: 149
GrystinaTheKiller [2017-04-03 22:14:57 +0000 UTC]
Hey Thor?
Thor: Yes
3 words.
Thor: What are they?
Let's. Get. Him.
Thor: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*thor and I run after the caramel poptarts and tack tony to the ground*
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AlyAndMary In reply to GrystinaTheKiller [2019-01-27 04:18:20 +0000 UTC]
Me: *screeching loudly and chases tony*
Thor: Oh mother of oden-
Tony: SHIT SHE'S A CAR ALARM!
Wooshhhhhhhhh
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GrystinaTheKiller In reply to AlyAndMary [2019-01-28 10:03:06 +0000 UTC]
*grabs the caramel pop tarts Tony stole from me* Nom Nom Nom.
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AlyAndMary In reply to GrystinaTheKiller [2019-04-20 13:43:02 +0000 UTC]
Me: *screaming at tony*
Tony: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
hahahaha
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GrystinaTheKiller In reply to AlyAndMary [2019-04-23 03:37:08 +0000 UTC]
What? NVM. I'm no asking XD
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AlyAndMary In reply to GrystinaTheKiller [2019-04-30 19:38:34 +0000 UTC]
never underestimate the wrath of meh
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GrystinaTheKiller In reply to AlyAndMary [2019-05-12 23:22:18 +0000 UTC]
Didn't say I would.
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GOSEAHAWKS [2016-06-29 09:46:12 +0000 UTC]
Pfff ! “Brother Anthony! Release my Pop Of Tarts!” , LOL !
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Sassy-but-Classy [2016-01-08 20:20:25 +0000 UTC]
Pop of tarts 😂😂😂 I love how he calls him Anthony xD
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theunknownentity0 [2015-11-21 04:45:38 +0000 UTC]
The moral of the story? Don't mess with Thor's pop tarts! Or else.
Look Thor! Tony's stealing your pop tarts! After him! *Starts chasing Tony along with Thor*
Tony:
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RoseTheEliatrope [2015-11-02 20:41:08 +0000 UTC]
Tony:ahhh! *runs away*
Me:let's get him thor! * hops on Thor's back an both chase tony*
Tony:nooo!!
Vey cute story.
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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to RoseTheEliatrope [2015-11-02 21:09:47 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so much!
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RoseTheEliatrope In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2015-11-02 23:53:46 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome!
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avatarreiko [2015-10-12 22:23:55 +0000 UTC]
I think Thor has a Pop Tart's Intuition to know his snacks were in danger.
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kvcate In reply to avatarreiko [2016-11-12 04:03:40 +0000 UTC]
Thor: I sense a thief in my chambers.......
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avatarreiko In reply to kvcate [2017-01-05 07:22:40 +0000 UTC]
*Woody voice* "There's a snake in my boot."
Aaaaaaaand this is how my mind works.
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Katsuko7 [2015-09-13 14:47:12 +0000 UTC]
Thor and his last line, though! It's hilarious. "Brother Anthony! Release my Pop of Tarts!"
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CrazygirlAuto5 [2015-05-13 17:13:23 +0000 UTC]
What is with Thor and PopTarts? He's like a kid with a sugar high on those.
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DobbyIsAFreeElfNow [2015-01-15 08:38:02 +0000 UTC]
OHMYGOSH 'my pop of tarts' THAT IS SO ADORABLE! AAAHHH ^_^
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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to DobbyIsAFreeElfNow [2015-01-15 14:44:43 +0000 UTC]
Ah, thank you so much!!
(Love your username by the way!)
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DobbyIsAFreeElfNow In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2015-01-16 09:12:22 +0000 UTC]
You are welcome!
(And thankyou so much! ^_^ )
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salma1D In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2014-12-07 14:17:34 +0000 UTC]
Awesomest couch.ever xD
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DarkRoseStayla1 [2014-08-16 04:07:38 +0000 UTC]
*laughs and tries to not go into a giggle fit* I live this, I love Thor he's so adorable with his actions and speach. Awesome story my friend!
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AnimeLover2467 [2014-08-02 17:50:18 +0000 UTC]
Awesome, as usual!!!
"Brother Anthony, release my Pop of Tarts!!"
"Thor, I'll buy you more."
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AnimeGirl2013 [2014-07-08 22:36:28 +0000 UTC]
XD "Brother Anthony,release my pop of tarts!!"
:3 absolutely loved this fic
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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to AnimeGirl2013 [2014-07-09 00:16:30 +0000 UTC]
i'm super glad!!
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kmiller104864 [2014-06-05 20:35:55 +0000 UTC]
lol, too funny. Thor and his pop tarts. I think he would start a war just to get them back. lol
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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to RoseSleuth [2014-05-13 14:45:34 +0000 UTC]
That's how he rolls. Lol
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Me0wMe0wKitty [2014-05-01 10:48:44 +0000 UTC]
I think that "brother Anthony, release my poptarts!" Is the best line in the history of everythingeverything
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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to Me0wMe0wKitty [2014-05-01 18:22:53 +0000 UTC]
*Bows* Thank you thank you!
Really, I'm glad you liked it.
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Me0wMe0wKitty In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2014-05-01 22:48:12 +0000 UTC]
Your welcome! Wow, I don't know why I said everything twice. *curses autocorrect* I guess it's better than everything twice
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TenshiNoAkasuna [2014-04-17 09:34:48 +0000 UTC]
I love your one shots, they are always cute and hilarious! c:
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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to TenshiNoAkasuna [2014-04-17 09:53:05 +0000 UTC]
Awe, I'm so glad!
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