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EthicallyChallenged β One Eyed Monstah
Published: 2014-06-18 17:20:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 22644; Favourites: 128; Downloads: 112
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Okay, here's the thing. I really need to improve my composition skills. I want to achieve that goal by experimenting more and be more bold. But you see, there's this pesky, interfering voice of the analytical part of my brain that gets in the way. It says stuff like "this lighting is impossible, this fog is unrealistic, blah blah blah". I need to shut that fucker up. In order to try things I'd never normally try, I must unleash my inner adolescent, which will manifest itself in unpredictable ways. Please accept my sincere apologies. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...THE ONE EYED MONSTER!Related content
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So this is a monster with a dick looking head, eh?
Who would have thought? That is actually kinda scary...
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I just picture Red Sonja standing there in awe and suddenly the whole image made perfect sense.
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This is legitimately something that would happen in a D&D campaign with my friends.Β
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Your friends sound like keepers.
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Penis Monstah. Β Is there any orifice big enough for that uh creature?
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Were I a person less refined than I am, I could be tempted to say "yo' mama's ass!"
(Joking, please don't,'t kill me...
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I don't mind, I'm not to fond of my momma lol ^_^
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LOL, this is quite good....I never really lived until I learned how to let that inner adolescent out...I just say whatever I feel like now, and do pretty much what I want that is (sorry bout this) something I still consider ethical. Β Sometimes by body wants to take a step back from the mouth and scream..."how idiotic to say that!".... but, once you learn to let that part out and allow it to play with the grownups, I feel you become truly more complete and much happier with your life.
Oh, and chocolate helps also.
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LMFAO. this is both disturbing and hilarious at the same time. XD hahahahahahahahaahahahah. I think If anyone had one that big it would be horrible. Imagine trying to carry it everywhere.Β
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The best part about this piece is how you began your description/apology: "Okay, here's the thing..." 
And about the actual painting itself... my inner adolescent salutes your inner adolescent. Nice bold lighting scheme, and good use of rough textures where detail isn't really needed.Β
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Wow the dude has got a weird worm in his eye. ouch.
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Its a dick in a vagina and its about to kill its virginity, although its really big...maybe she's not a virgin
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Your reasons for drawing this are almost as beautiful as the piece itself.
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wow drawn in such detail to guess we know what body part you study the most lmao
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Yes, that's true, I study the hands quite often. Thank you!
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lmao and let me guess your study of hands led to your inspiration to draw this monster
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very punny, now show me your belly button...Β
Seriously, the image is mind boggling...and kind of Freudian...as an constantly revisionist writer, I can sympathise with the frustration that constantly annoying little voice can cause...Β
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I wasn't sure whether to scream or applaud. My ladyfriend swooned. So all in all I think this means it's a fine work.
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I will be blunt: i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gif
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At first i was like
Then I saw the title and i was all
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Looks like Kreuzritter Ulrich should have stayed in Marienburg......
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BWAHAHA, but the paint is amazing sir!
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I agree whit your voise, but.. dunno.. its kinda jerk of your part with all respcet, and more being jerk with your self try to improve and make a serious study doing this kind of mature joke.. if it was an speed paintig ok no problem, but the problem with this is that you really take your time I can see it in the strokes.. and is like time wasted you know.. I know some times you get bored and try to make it more fun I do it too but... what could be an awesome study with a great monster with spikes, several protuberances and a really challenge out of the confort zone with lighting, fogg and such.. ended being a joke of your progress as an artist.
We all make mistakes I do them very well on my one, hope this helps you like some others make me see it too, have a nice painting day Γ±___Γ±
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You must be the life and soul of parties.
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yeah.. I have my moments
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What are you talking about, TDuD3, this brilliant piece is clearly a punk-Freudian allegory to the eternal struggle between the mores of civilized society and primeval libido that goes on inside every human being, an essential part of the human condition.Β
Get your mind out of the gutter, this is high philosophy!
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Why so serious...? ;] Don't worry buddy, the one I'm working on will be much more to your liking. That's a promise!
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I'm sure you do bud, ha! yeah I know, I have one of thouse moments you know.. I'm kinda embarrassed, f# it I'm human Γ±_Γ±
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RUN! ITS HERMAN THE ONE EYED SNAKE!
HIDE THE CHILDREN!
All sillyness aside, this is pretty nicely... painted. c:
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