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EthicallyChallenged — The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Published: 2009-10-08 16:02:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 15310; Favourites: 313; Downloads: 570
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As an artist and a Pastafarian, I deemed it necessary to heed the calling of his noodliness and commence work to bring His glory to the two dimensional surface.And I have used the principles of composition, of values, of line, and chromas, and I have painted pixels in his image. Blessed be the FSM for giving us the rules of composition!
And I arranged the masses of light and dark, and behold, they pleased His noodly Eye. Blessed be the FSM for creating contrasts in value!
And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!
And I placed colours and pirate regalia upon the army of His deciples, and behold, I spent many a day putting details in their midst. Praised be the FSM for showing us the way, for to err is human, but to Arr is Pirate.
R'amen brothers and sisters, may the image of His Noodliness please thy eye.
If somehow you still haven't heard of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and wish to learn about my religion, visit [link]
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Professor Farnsworth claims the FSM to evolved from flightless manicotti
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Chiałbym aby potwór rósł w siłę i by można było pokazywać go dalej. Czy mogę użyć wersji, która powstała oryginalnie z Twojego obrazka na licencji (cc by-sa)?
Dokładnie chodzi mi o umieszczenie go w ten sposób: www.psychu.eu/2017/01/latajacy…
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Mozesz, prosze bardzo
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Bardzo dziękuję. Potwór będzie zadowolony ;]
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Haha, zajebiście. Dwaj moi ulubieni artyści w necie okazują się być Polakami, w dodatku przynajmniej jeden jeszcze pastafarian! xD
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And that is the flying spaghetti monster and his pirate buddies.
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I love this painting and respect it for showing that it's not only the god of Abraham that has inspired great master works. With this you show humanity that His noodlyness that keeps us from floating of this spinning world also inspires to great feats in art.
I've tried to get this wonderful piece of art put on my credit card. But the company wont let me. They blame infringement on copyright laws. I think they are suppressing pastafarinism. They fear that I'll spread the word as I pay my way through this world.
Enough ranting.
Love it and I hope His noodlyness blesses you with more inspiration. Be it with his direct intervention guiding your hand with one of his appendages. Or be it in a bottle of beer.
RAmen
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Thank you so much for these kind words! I worship our noodly Lord the best way I can...
I am appaled by the level of religious discrimination displayed by bankers. Indeed,I am starting to think that banker is the very opposite of Pirate! I have no doubt they shall see the error of their ways once they taste the foul, stale warm beer in the afterlife. If you should deem it worth yer while topursue the case further, I'd be happy to provide a letter granting permission to use the artwork so let me know.
His Noodly Appendage always guides my hand, whether it holds a pen, a paintbrush or a tankard. I shall down a bottle of beer to your well being this coming Friday. YARRRR!!!
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You have the best combination of cuteness and creepiness in an FSM I have yet seen!
I also like how you handle the pirates -- well done!
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So said the Flying Spaghetti Monster: "There shall be pirates" and then Piratebay.org was founded. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodle appendage
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FANTASTIC ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lo, and he created light and shadow, and called it chiaroscuro. And it was good, for it kept his disciples from tripping in the darkness and stubbing their toes.
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Did you really draw this? I've seen it multiple times before.
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I really really drew this. I sent it to Bobby Henderson, he put it on venganza website and maybe it spread from there. Did anyone else take credit for it?
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No but I remember seeing it on the DA homepage on Latest art about 3 times or so.
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Huh... can you let me know if you ever see it again?
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Yep, and he makes it look easy.
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I have been touched by His noodly appendage.
Ever since, I have begun a quest to enlighten others. But I have to be careful and discreet, for the great FSM have left humans with free will, which allows them to resist spiritual advance.
May more people be touched by His noodly appendage and reach ultimate enlightenment. R'amen.
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Hi,
Can i use the great monster image with non-commercial purposes? It's for my atheist blog. In that case, ¿what do i have to put in credits? Thanks!
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Sure. Just put my name (Miłek Jakubiec a.k.a. Ethically Challenged) and you can link to my portfolio [link]
I thought athieists didn't believe in FSM? ;]
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Arr! 
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Haha! I'm a Christian and even I can't help but laugh. You guys have a sense of humor!
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Thanks and I'm glad to see someone distanced enough to laugh. It shows me that we're not really that different, I read the Bible recently and it was impossible for me to resist laughing as well!
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Lo! I have featured this in my journal. All glory be to The Noodly Appendaged One. R'Amen!
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My fellow Pastafarian!! I am happy to see this beautiful rendition of the holy FSM.
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Thankee, kind wench!
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Beautiful! You're like the Michelangelo of pastafarianism! R'amen! (P.S.: I like that you added a woman in your painting!)
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A wench be a must, matey!
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One of the best depictions of His Noodliness I ever laid eyes on. I love the parrot´s reflection on the sword. Bless your Sauce, my friend.
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