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Published: 2010-03-28 14:06:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 7228; Favourites: 168; Downloads: 167
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And a horrible storm shook and wobbled the mighty Pirate galleon, and all the pirates trembled in fear. But the brave and pious captain said upon them: "fe'Arr not me mateys! Tharr be rescue in the mighty FSM!"And there came a great wave, about to crush and sink the galleon, and the pirates trembled again. But the captain bellowed "Do not be afraid. Stand firm and you will see the deliverance his Noodly Appendage will bring you today!" And came his Noodly Appendage and rescued the Pirates, before the wave sunk the galleon, and His Noodly Appendage plucked them from the furious sea.
And the Pirates said to the Lord: "Deliver us not unto land, to be marooned and without rum, but bring us unto a lonesome vessel, so that we may plunder." And His Noodliness granted their wish, bringing forth a swift aerial abordage, and the Pirates plundered the booty and the wenches, and hung the Pirate Fish flag on the main mast.
So fear not, my brethren and sistern, for the almighty FSM saves all that praise him. In the name of Noodle, Sauce and the Holy Parmesan.
R'Amen
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Hmm Well ok!
All Praise unto the FSM! Β The most awesome and mellow of ALL the mighty gods!!
Your art is top notch and amazing! The storm, aves, the crashing sea! I can smell the salt spray!
And the accompany story! Loved! I wish there were more like this we could add to the FSM Bible!
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This is really awesome!!! My brother and I have become pastafarians and I was on the website. I thought Deviantart would have good art too. I saw your picture and it was on the website!!!!!! I don't know, I just mentally freaked out.
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The noodly Lord works in mysterious ways...
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May all people wil realize the noodlness of him in this year. RAMEN!!
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R'Amen brother!
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That is one epic scene. Have anyone noticed that FSM always has this indifferent look in his eyes, he really feels like he's not judgemental.
Maybe a bit, not too much. He'd really rather you didnt bad stuff. He looks kinda insecure too. Maybe its his personality, I mean, look at the 10(8) I'd really rather you didnt's.
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Dzieki!!! R'Amen!
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Lo! I have featured this in my journal. All glory be to The Noodly Appendaged One. R'Amen!
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Such great composition, and I love the rain effects and the texture of the sea. You've made His Majesty look particularly majestic.
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Thanks mr Freeman... I mean AL13N :]
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sorry must be said :d but its look good! but i don't think I see the FSM everywhere XD
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plundering the booty and wenches R'Amen.
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Nie mogΔ siΔ napatrzeΔ. =o
Zaiste wielkie musiaΕo byΔ Twe natchnienie jeΕΌeli stworzyΕeΕ takie dzieΕo!
Niech CiΔ bΕogosΕawi Jego MakaronowoΕΔ!
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Now THAT kicks arse.
The piece is wonderfully lit and coloured and the composition is really nice, but the concept makes it absolutely fantastic!
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Thank you!
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It's rare to find someone both intelligent, rational, and artistically gifted.
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And handsome.
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And humble. 
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God are they lucky to have an encounter with The Great One. May He watch over all those faithful to his Starchiness.
R'Amen!
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May The Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you for producing such beauty. Amazing work. It really brings out the omnipotent features of His Noodly Appendages.
R'Amen
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Thank you, bless your Sauce
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and so he continues to watch over his chosen people
RAmen
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Ha ha ha. This is fantastic. Thank you. I haven't had a laugh like that in some time.
R'Amen.
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Thanks a lot!!! Glad you have a laugh.
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