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EvilJoel — Over-compensating?

Published: 2007-07-04 12:00:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 384; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 6
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Description Last summer I was in London for the second time (first time was back in 2000, so it was interesting to much and yet so little a city can change in 6 years) and while I don't have the time nor the energy to share all the pictures (at least a Gigabyte of photos) and stuff with you, I just had to share this with you. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the old armour of Henry VIII. Yes, the king who's remembered mainly for killing wives left to right and having a complex about his crotch. Come on, don't pretend that you haven't noticed it yet on the armour. It's so creepy that it's as if it follows you around the room. While I don't think Henry actually went into battle himself, my theory is that this suit was designed to not only boost his ego but also make the enemy so embarassed and freaked out that no one would dare go near him. Freud would have had a field-day with this guy.
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Comments: 23

lady-andra [2009-06-29 17:24:52 +0000 UTC]

Your commentary is so funny! Love it! And you might be right...

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EvilJoel In reply to lady-andra [2009-07-25 01:06:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. What can I say, the guy had issues. Scrotum issues, apparently.

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saurio [2009-06-19 17:52:11 +0000 UTC]

hey the man wanted to protect his most precious area!

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EvilJoel In reply to saurio [2009-06-20 17:38:58 +0000 UTC]

True, but I'm not sure if it's ironic or just fitting because he's widely known as the greatest whore in history. Or something along that line. Guy was easy.

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saurio In reply to EvilJoel [2009-06-20 17:59:48 +0000 UTC]

oh well i'm kinda ignorant of his history to be honest so I didn't know he was the "greatest whore in history" lol. One thing i'm sure, I wouldn't have liked to be near him with that thing on...or without lol. Who wouldn't like to be a man slut haha.

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EvilJoel In reply to saurio [2009-06-20 21:10:58 +0000 UTC]

Well, he's not usually called "the greatest whore in history" because he was male, but he WAS famous for his many wives that he soon decapitated.

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saurio In reply to EvilJoel [2009-06-21 10:39:12 +0000 UTC]

I see now. Thanks for the info. His history is very strange and funny

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Khartikeya [2007-07-12 13:38:46 +0000 UTC]

LoOooL yeah, nice way to feed the ego! but it was not only the armour, the most famous full-body painting of that character as the same detail.

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EvilJoel In reply to Khartikeya [2007-07-13 00:14:10 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, yes I saw those portraits. They were... disturbing, to say the least.

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Khartikeya In reply to EvilJoel [2007-08-08 18:05:45 +0000 UTC]

LooOOooL

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Zippo4k [2007-07-11 13:02:09 +0000 UTC]

No comment!

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MoogleMage [2007-07-04 13:55:56 +0000 UTC]

That's just creepy But at the other side it could be interesting to see it in real...

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EvilJoel In reply to MoogleMage [2007-07-05 16:23:43 +0000 UTC]

It wouldn't be worth the risk, your eyes would melt away.

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MoogleMage In reply to EvilJoel [2007-07-06 07:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh, okay

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Himitsu-Keeper [2007-07-04 13:16:26 +0000 UTC]

o-ja.. sälvjkänslan.. Det var män på den tiden~
men att dom orkade bära omkring på det där under kriget är det faktiskt inte kosntigt att man dog ung..

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EvilJoel In reply to Himitsu-Keeper [2007-07-05 16:32:46 +0000 UTC]

Det är ett känt historiskt faktum att Henry's byxor hade massor med stoppning "där nere", så man börjar ju ett visst mönster, om man säger så.

Sen tror jag inte riktigt att man gick runt sådär i strid. Vid den här tiden hade krut blivit vanligare i krig, vilket gjorde att rustningar blev rätt så värdelösa. Fast du vet hur det är med riktigt rika människor och dyra men meningslösa prylar...

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Himitsu-Keeper In reply to EvilJoel [2007-07-05 19:07:21 +0000 UTC]

aha så det var han som started hela den historien

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Boudicca69 [2007-07-04 12:21:17 +0000 UTC]

And oh yeah I heard of Henry the VIII. You did the Roman numeral wrong BTW. ^_^;;; That looks like a 13th, not the 8th. Sorry.

Yeah Henry the VIII is such an asshole! It's not the women's fault that they can't make a male child! It's his sperms fault! He so fucking bloody stupid to think that!

Plus he's such a gluttonous fatass!

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EvilJoel In reply to Boudicca69 [2007-07-05 16:22:08 +0000 UTC]

What can I say, my brain doesn't seem to work right when I'm sick and tired. Thanks for the pointer, I've fixed the numerals now.

Yup, Henry was a jerk. Bet he couldn't even get it up, really. In fact, I think he had the most historically significant impotence problems ever. That, and he liked soccer, which support my "team sports makes you a jerk" theory. And it's not as he would ever actually fit into that armour anyway...

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Boudicca69 [2007-07-04 12:15:39 +0000 UTC]

Wow! I wish Siegfried Schtauffen From Soul Calibur series shows up his crotch like that! ^________^

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EvilJoel In reply to Boudicca69 [2007-07-05 16:27:36 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, that would have rocked hard. That series has enough cheesecake as it is, so it's not more than fair that the ladies (and certain genlemen) got some fanservice too. And after Astaroth's hammer-hat in SC3, any outfit design seems like a good idea.

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Boudicca699 In reply to EvilJoel [2008-03-30 16:49:57 +0000 UTC]

I know! I'm sick & tired of cheesecakes! I should be the cheesecakes! Not those bitches! Fuck them!!! And yes it's me again! ^_^ I just changed my account 'cuz............well it's a long story. I don't want to talk about it. ^_^;;; I'm not from Ireland either. I lied. ^_^;;; I'm actually from Texas in America. Sorry about that. I was trying to hide BiffProton but we then call a truce after that. ^_^

But yes! Siegfried Schtauffen should have that bulge in his pants again! ^________________^

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achenar [2007-07-04 12:04:54 +0000 UTC]

*snort* Nice.

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