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In the time of gods and creators, many legendary artifacts were born. Great treasures that we mortals seek to this very day. Wise men and prophets forever searching for the Staff of Enlightenment. Warriors and generals dreaming of obtaining the power within Wrath's Hammer. So many wonderful artifacts that could bestow the finder with godly powers and higher thought. Humanity forever searching to receive these blessings and use them to better their world, or destroy it. An endless quest, but one given to us by the gods. A true and noble purpose is what we saw. Surely the gods meant for this to be our destiny, that is what we thought.

That was until we found this f@#$@% box. Years of searching and we found this thing. It just hisses constantly and that cursed tentacle never stops flailing around! It wouldn't be so bad if that infernal blade didn't slice through everything! No one can even get near it! And it is indestructible! Believe me, we tried! We tried so hard! But no! It just keeps flailing around like a psychopath!

What does it even do!?

Who made this?!

AND HOW DO YOU TURN THIS STUPID THING OFF!?

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A bizarre item inspired from this video:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=61j49M…

I just had to after that.

Description
In the time of gods and creators, many legendary artifacts were born. Great treasures that we mortals seek to this very day. Wise men and prophets forever searching for the Staff of Enlightenment. Warriors and generals dreaming of obtaining the power within Wrath's Hammer. So many wonderful artifacts that could bestow the finder with godly powers and higher thought. Humanity forever searching to receive these blessings and use them to better their world, or destroy it. An endless quest, but one given to us by the gods. A true and noble purpose is what we saw. Surely the gods meant for this to be our destiny, that is what we thought.

That was until we found this f@#$@% box. Years of searching and we found this thing. It just hisses constantly and that cursed tentacle never stops flailing around! It wouldn't be so bad if that infernal blade didn't slice through everything! No one can even get near it! And it is indestructible! Believe me, we tried! We tried so hard! But no! It just keeps flailing around like a psychopath!

What does it even do!?

Who made this?!

AND HOW DO YOU TURN THIS STUPID THING OFF!?

------------------------------------------------------

A bizarre item inspired from this video:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=61j49M…

I just had to after that.