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Published: 2005-10-03 13:35:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 122; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 35
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School project based on dr siemienow who is looking to perform the first face transplant, alΓ©z the cage travolta flick face/off20secs precicely, 418kb.
Mega Don Hertzfeld (www.bitterfilms.com/) influenced with a vague resemblence.
Birthday present for meself, YAY!
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hehe... funny
but you sir are no Don Hertzfeld....
no offense, but the man is god-like
I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET!
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thanks Dr. me no Hertzfeld Don not I me negatively? yeah, but how do you think satan started off?
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im not sure whAT YOUR GOING ON ABOUT SIR... did i use a double negative at some point? and whats this satan jive? i just happen to have majored in "Historian" in college with a minor in "Satanic Worship" so i know all about that kind of thing... cmon, ask me anything. Satan was a mi8sunderstood youth... a troubled childhood... he was in and out of military schools for alot of it. With no mother, and a father who was constantly working (running an entiore universe is a bit time consuming)... the Morning Star was forced to look elsewhere for love and affection... specifically, to evil. It was mostly evil women reall. He had a thing for screwed up chicks... yknow... demons... demigods... goths...
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your interpretation of the events leading to satan's eventual decline, though in depth, failed to take into account the molestation he suffered at the hands of thor. Just an appendation but it answers questions along the way.
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im sorry my friend but that is a common misconception. Thor was not the molester but rather the molestee in that altercation. He wasnt strong enough to fight off the sexual advances from a fly by the time Satan came around. THink about it this way... the amount of power a god weilds is directly related to the amount of poeple that believe in the existance of said god...if this is true... then its somewhat hard to believe that Thor, a pagan god who by the time christianity came around had too few followers to count, could overpower the second in command of a diety whos congrigation was increasing on an exponencial basis... so... in conclusion, i just made all that stuff up and im continuing to write complete bullshit for the simple reason that i dont want to go back to work. And thus my thesis is proven beyond all reasonable doubt.
id like my Masters Degree now please. thank you.
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ah but satan became fell long before christianity came about, before even the earth was made, or at least before the creation of man, was he an occupant and lord of hell. ergo, thor would have been but one god in this pantheon of pagan gods with "god" also in attendence, before he rigged the vote and became chair of course.
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hehe... first chair of of the universal board of share-holders... ok, heres what ive negver understood about the bible.... so youve got the the old testiment and that starts off with the creation of the world and adam, eve, garden, all that good stuff... then the fall from grace... then the begining of the human race.... wakka wakka... eventually youve got abraham, Noah, Moses, Jesus, RES-ERECTION!!! right.... and everything seems to be in chronological order... so... why do alla the stories about the angels and lucifer and all that stuff come after the story of the creation of man... if all that stuff happened before the creation of man. I mean... whos to say satan fell before adam was bore... what purpose would hell serve anyway before there were people to populat it... i mean, wasnt it like a long ass time later that there was actually a guy who was all evil and fuckee and should go to hell... Cain and Abel right... but they were like the far descendants of....
ugghh, i have died
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ah young grasshopper, you learn well. wax on wax off for life is a waining light between darkness and oblivion
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sorry, nothing to say... im dead you see. So such profound wit goes right over my head... being dead kinda makes you stupid... now my idea of funny is a good fart joke... im either dead or french..... FART! heheheh... huhuhuhuhu
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stupidity, some would say is the ultimate enlightenment, for when we know enough to know we know nothing we are truly at one with oneself. they're wrong of course.
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i dont know nearly enough to know i know nothing, but i know that i know nothing anyway... does that mean that by knowing that i dont know without having to know something about the things i supposedly actually, in the grand sheme of things, know absolutely nohing about, I have somehow bypasses the hard, comparatively unimportant part, of learning about all the things we speak of (which ill never really know enough about to actually know about anyway) and skipped straight to the being omnipotent? Cause that would rock hardcore.
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I'm afraid you have failed to grasp the key concept at the heart of this philosophy; you have to be me. ergo: no.
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well, yeah. By "I"... I actually meant you. I thought that was understood... i guess someone isnt as omnipotent as i thought....
by "someone" i meant you... Mr "I (and by "I"... I mean you) need everything spelled out for me (this "me" also refers to you as opposed to me)"
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I am not I I am everyone. so I am both offended at your tactless verbal onslaught and amused at my wit.
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HAH!
tactless?!?!?!?
HAH!!
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OH HOW I AMUSE YOU SO, me being you and you being me.
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i wish you were me so i could kill myself and then youd be dead... me being me and you being you...
i mean... umm... i love you too
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well you know what they say, self love is all love
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ive never heard anyone say that... ever...
maybe they only say that in Cyborgia you Cyborg scum. Thats right, i finally figured out your secret you half-robot bastard! All these months, I felt something was wrong but i just figured you had some sort of mental condition. The aquard phrasing, the nonsensical ramblings... it all makes sense. Well you can tell your cyborg mother-ship, or supercomputer, or whatever that youve been found out and im gonna spread the word... soon everyone will know your secret!!!
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do you think telling everyone about me will change things? people don't care, they'd rather live their little lives, away from the worries of the world, with tea cosies 'pon their tea pots and knitten cardigans 'pon their shoulders. oh and it's awkward by the way. *larf*
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look at that... perfect spelling...
much like a compooter id say... built in spell check nehh?
your days are numbered botboy
0110010110000101
get it? we dont want your kind around here infecting our daughters with your microchip seed!!!!
watch your robot step...
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My mothership was a saint, i'll have you know!
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That was down right freaky!!! Nice job.
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Thanks Joe, good to see yer alive chief
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happy birthday. and that's somewhat disturbing....
i saw a total hertzfeld rip off commercial the other day. it was weird and it was poorly imitated.
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YAY FOR POOR IMITATIONS! Thanks chief
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no problem, slugger.
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*clock* right out of the ball park!
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why thank you, it's a social commentary i'm told
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LOL! Thats so cool! I was thinking Hertzfeld before I read yer comment. I love it 
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Here you go, but I must warn you, its already been used.
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ehhhh.... thanks... i guess... when'm i goona see some of your work strenny?
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Pah ha ha ha. when I'm not so shite.
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Oh harsh words, but the truth often hurts
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Yeah... as in a small spade... trowel.
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hmmm.... i'll give it to you, but it is a bit of a stretch. it's strange but when i think of shovel i think big spade and when i think of spade i think square shovel but, after thinking spade, when i think shovel, i think the wee type you'd use to empty out the ashes from the fireplace.
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Yeah, thats why pain tastes like crap.
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i dunno, i've developed quite a taste for it. as long as there's no chocolate involved. i had an aero on saturday and i'm still a bit queesy from it.
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