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Whoever gets the quote with permit/pass/Passierschein A-38 is my personal hero!Surprise! another page is up! I said I work faster with single-pages XD ! And guess who found out about patterns in PS?
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Sneaking past the guards XD ! Haha, does she already annoy you XD ?
Haha, thanks XD ! Even the change in graphics seems okay!
Nope! At least nothing intentional so far!
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yup !!! looks like a dog who's shit on the carpet !!!
she probably misses her mommy and daddy , which is my sister and i !!! and before you ask , i'm the daddy !!!
yes they do , everything you do is ok !!!
i'll check into that , MTT is basically the story of my life ( at least the characters !!! )
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Haha, better get away XD!
Aw, that s actually pretty cute!
Thanks again! I wasn t all to sure at first!
Ha, it s also the most likely story that could have happened that I ve read so far!
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yup !!! or he'll be grounded !!!
well we gave her some food , and she seemed more than happy to eat , but then she wanted to come up , and for her sake , we couldn't do that !!! she made so much sad dog noises , but my mom would kill her before she kills us if we ever bring her in .
well now you are !!!
yeah , but the characters ( most of them ) reminded me of someone irl ( Guido = eclipse , my sister = moon , me = ranul , Gu's parents = pearl and philos )
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Hahaha, once a dog knows you have food, she never lets go XD ! So your mum isn t really a dog-person, eh? - She can join my mum then!
Hehe, I sadly don t have that much interesting people around!
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but she sounded so lonely , we couldn't resist !!!
my mom is not a pet person in general , and i don't think your family would like her very much ( she's 10 times more religious than me )
yes , you only need 1 , i repeat , 1 eclipse to decrease your lifespan by 10 years !!!
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Ha, one of my grandpa s neighbors had a dog just like this! - But that one kept howling the entire night!
My mum isn t a fan of pets either! And the fact that I got bitten as a kid didn t really help that. My mum always says:" Dog moves in, I move out!" (my father and I ALWAYS joke about getting her a dog for her birthday, christmas, easter...)
Ha, this doesn t sound all to much!
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what did it want ?!!!
hahaha !!! we also joke about that , but ours are more like the following :
my mom : either me , or the dog
me : the dog !!!
not at all , that's what scares me !!!
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I have no idea! At that time I didn t really understand a thing about dogs. But now I would guess seperation-anxiety.
Ha, I hope she can stand a joke!
"The devil is in the detail!"
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awww poor thing !!!
oh she can !!! it's us you should worry about . have you seen how i always joke about everything ? inheritance kicked in this time !!!
who said that ?!!!
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Thought so, too!
Haha, that sounds funny XD !
No idea! I have a big bunch of quotes saved in my brain but I always forget the source!
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does s/he get an occasional meal ?
it does ?
the source is important , it's the only lead we have to kill a guy when we don't like his/her words !!!
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I guess so! But that dog only stayed for a year. I still hope he got re-homed somewhere nice, but knowing the area and my grandpa s neighbor s habit of drowning cats (population-control! That s how you do it on a farm) I think he met a more grimm fate.
Yeah, funny families are funny!
Yeah, i know! But sadly I just can t remember the source! It s horrible!
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oof , poor little fellow , hope he gets his revenge in the afterlife !!!
wait til you meet her , she'll probably kiss you and say " oh so you're the German girl my son keeps talking about , would you like to stay for about a year or so if it's not too much trouble ? " !!!
Ellie , i order you to remember the source !!!
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Ha, I hope so! I m still mad at that guy because he killed of my favorite cat.
One year will not be possible, but a bunch of weeks? Why not!
Ha, I try!
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kill his favorite horse , and put its head in his bed !!!
you want to make my mother cry , is that it ?!!!
* think homer's army drill sergeant's voice * Ellena , i told you to remember them , what is your major malfunction ?!!!
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As far as I know, he doesn t have a horse! - Do sheep also work?
Okay, in this case I need a job in Iran!
That my name is spelled with only one l obviously XD !
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technically yes !!!
i can get you a job in Siemens , how do you like that ?
it is ? really ? why didn't you tell me before ?!!!
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Alright! Will use a sheep then!
Sounds good! Siemens is a good company^^!
Yop! - But it gets pronounced like it has two l - at least here in Germany!
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no , not sheep !!! they're so cute and innocent !!! kill his dog !!!
yes it is !!! just don't be surprised if you become the supervisor in a month .
i did not know that , why didn't you tell me ? i've been making an idiot out of myself !!!
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Dog is already dead!
Did you know that in the coast-region of croatia it is (was?) common to send a major when you didn t trust him a dead dog as sign of mistrust?
Hell to the yeah! Even if I m a little bit chaotic?
Aw, not really! Most people write my name with two l and I stopped careing^^!
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wife and kids then !!!
wow , and i thought godfather was kidding about the horse's head !!!
here , if you have connections , very few private companies will seize to hire you . state organizations are usually stricter about their hiring policies .
well i care . i want my friends to have a good image of me , specially you . so should i say Elena from now on ?
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Well, italy is on the other side of that sea....
Hehehe, believe me, it s the same here!
If you want to! I listen to many names! Elli, Ellie, Eli, Elena, Green Pumuckl, Explo, Zelena Elena...
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i think i'll fit in just fine should i ever visit Croatia !!!
i'll have to believe that !!! how else could people like mole get jobs around there ?!!!
hihihi i like that last one !!! " zelena elena " !!!
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Hahaha, I guess so^^!
Oh yeah, how true! I managed to dodge him today! And now it s just 6 days to go!
Yop, zelena is green in croatian!
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i hope so , Europe is an interesting continent after all !!!
i still think he'll be your instructor in that school !!! either him , or his cousin from San Diego , the rat !!!
cool , i did not know that !!!
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Indeed^^!
Hahaha! Now this reminds me of something : Have you played "Stronghold Crusader"?
The more you know^^!
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we even have a joke about 7 stages of European trips !!!
no , what about it ?
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Ha, go on and tell it 
That game has an oponent called "The rat" - the rat is basically noob-mode - you can be the suckiest strategy-game-player in the universe, the rat will still lose against you!
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it's not really a joke , it's mostly irony .
phase 1 : intent )
the migrant is sick of his/her country . symptoms of this phase include waiting in long lines , giving ielts and toefl exams , hiring attorneys and each of those is a phase by itself .
phase 2 : dream come true )
the passenger will receive his/her visa and passport . at this point s/he sees him/herself as a real winner and the people as idiots who are stuck in the quagmire of poverty and ignorance . and thanks the lord for escaping this hellhole .
phase 3 : departure )
considered by some as death , the passenger will have to put his/her whole life in a suitcase , and say goodbye to all his/her family members . the person is constantly haunted by fear and memories of the past .
phase 4 : delight )
the person finds him/herself in a green paradise filled with happy people , pretty girls and rivers of wine . men will have twice the fun at this phase and will most likely jump into the nearest strip club/bar/disco/brothel they find .
phase 5 : identity crisis )
the person will try to blend in by changing the name from " Fatima bint Hoda bint Ayesha " to " Katherina Maria santa cruz " . should the person be a female , she will most definitely dye her hair blonde and will scare the hell out of everyone with her black eyebrows , olive skin and blonde hair . the use of the sluttiest of clothes and the phrases " oh my god " and " oh shit " is a MUST .
phase 6 : homesickness )
the person will begin to realize that s/he's a foreigner and will remain a foreigner and is quite similar to the idiots s/he has escaped from , and has nothing to do with the cold-blooded pretty people . the person will look into the mirror and will see a short , emotional , eastern perpetrator who looks more like a carrot than Nicole Kidman with her blonde hair . at this point , the person will feel extreme nostalgia and will remember his/her ancient ways and ancestors , and will cry for him/herself .
phase 7 : every person decides for him/herself .
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HAHAHAHA Oh god, this is hilarious!
Especially love step 5! - i actually knew such a person XD !
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glad you think so !!!
really ? which part described him/her ?!!!
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Blonde dyed hair XD !
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did she look scary ?!!!
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Nay, but pretty weird!
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with olive skin , black eyes and blonde hair ?!!!
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Yop! Totally! But I guess she was from Jemen...
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so what was she like ( her personality ) ?
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Wow, you re asking the wrong one! She was in a paralell-class and I choose to ignore absolutely everyone during my school-time!
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ah i see . i hope she's a good girl then !!!
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Well, I don t know.
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call her and find out !!!
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Sheesh! I don t even remember her name! XD
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not my problem !!! tell your ... what's your secret service called ?
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Hm, that would be the BND I guess!
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call them and tell them to find her for you !!! btw , if i may ask , is it the interior police or the intelligence service ?
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Intelligence service would suit it more I guess!
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Thanks a lot
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your welcome
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