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Published: 2009-08-18 13:22:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 15414; Favourites: 495; Downloads: 89
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Vampires... vampires... gluhh!
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Imsambo1 [2015-07-25 09:14:58 +0000 UTC]

That vampire got issues

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justcollectorzfan [2014-01-30 15:20:08 +0000 UTC]

I want to be a vampire too.

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HoneyBatty16 [2013-06-05 04:38:11 +0000 UTC]

I will probably feel the same way too. But if I become a vampire, I have to learn to live like one.

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ayoowishes123 [2013-05-27 01:14:57 +0000 UTC]

I would still want to be a vampire

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DraggingCanoe [2013-02-20 04:11:55 +0000 UTC]

x'D that's hilarious

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mad-and-mirthful [2012-01-24 22:11:21 +0000 UTC]

I feel new sympathy for all those poor undead. XD

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CkankuroC [2012-01-09 21:51:14 +0000 UTC]

beats twilight... but honestly, what doesnt

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sevenofeleven [2011-12-26 16:17:36 +0000 UTC]

This is great.
None of that sparkly nonsense either.

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Skasha [2011-06-25 00:39:47 +0000 UTC]

*snicker* Awesome!

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Murderdoll-69 [2011-04-07 21:08:59 +0000 UTC]

the last two sentences makes me laugh so hard xD

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Clover-san311 [2011-04-07 04:16:04 +0000 UTC]

yeah/
which begs the question? do vampires pee?
okay that was... i'm going to bed now...

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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Clover-san311 [2011-04-22 04:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Vampires don't use the bathroom, because..I don't believe they create any waste.

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Clover-san311 In reply to Ozymannndias677 [2011-04-22 21:05:34 +0000 UTC]

XD yeah i know that now. funny.

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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Clover-san311 [2011-05-03 23:13:02 +0000 UTC]

Heha, yeah!

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YummyFrown [2011-03-06 12:58:19 +0000 UTC]

So funny xD

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PockyNightmare [2011-01-23 13:23:57 +0000 UTC]

i like the sideburns D:

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MoonlightWishes [2010-11-04 03:22:22 +0000 UTC]

ahh! I really love your comics!I think they`re awesome!

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BANGDK [2010-10-28 18:40:09 +0000 UTC]

Awsome!

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kangel [2010-10-28 18:32:46 +0000 UTC]

Hello! Your artwork has been featured here !

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Asraniel [2010-10-05 04:00:35 +0000 UTC]

PREACH IT BROTHER

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ayeshoo123 [2010-09-02 20:10:43 +0000 UTC]

Omg that's just so true XD I always wondered what happened to their clothes when they turned into bats xD

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kilian777 In reply to ayeshoo123 [2010-10-08 03:16:18 +0000 UTC]

There clothes turn into fleas.

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ayeshoo123 In reply to kilian777 [2010-10-08 08:57:30 +0000 UTC]

Uh okaayy...

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kilian777 In reply to ayeshoo123 [2010-10-08 17:17:51 +0000 UTC]

their, too

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Silverbaneblood [2010-07-25 03:31:23 +0000 UTC]

Take that all you vampire loving individuals! hahahahahahaa....seriously though, this is great.

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masu5536 [2010-07-09 02:07:45 +0000 UTC]

you know i always wondered what happened to their clothes when they turn into bats.

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jonasgrant [2010-06-27 00:49:06 +0000 UTC]

LoL, at least he's not complaining about his skin being shiny...

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SpiffyNoodles [2010-06-19 01:12:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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squonkpuddle [2010-05-04 00:53:30 +0000 UTC]

Nice. I remember reading this story where vampires just hack off the offending tattoos, but, hey, maybe it just hurts more than it's really worth.

I think the last three panels make the comic- it makes me giggle every time.

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Memnock-Moon [2010-02-04 02:29:39 +0000 UTC]

i love this dood you need to make more comix!

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narutosauske [2009-11-29 13:18:04 +0000 UTC]

:wooohplz:
twilight sucks ass,darren shan is kickass!!!it makes more sense than twilight plus darren isnt an effing fairy!

--
who said the cookie jar was made of pie?
mr.lovehorn
who said the pie cabinet was made of cookies?
mrs.hornlove

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Ozymannndias677 In reply to narutosauske [2011-04-22 04:22:24 +0000 UTC]

He was a wuss in the first movie, but he will have to develop into a bad ass at some point. Only when I hit Shan's books will I understand.

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AngelicaCullen [2009-10-08 03:17:14 +0000 UTC]

lol

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sylphstarwind [2009-09-20 17:49:54 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering if this was going to be a rip on Twilight. Though, I suppose that might be overdone. There are plenty of real vampire problems to deal with; we shouldn't bring sparkling into it. Aw, I just did. Anyway...good points. I like the whole tattoos thing, especially the 'slavery for life'. That would be pretty tough to explain.

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admiral-squee [2009-09-17 01:42:31 +0000 UTC]

Wanna be a vampire? Sure. Just remember that forever is a really long time to live with your dumb decisions.

Epic. The bat. THE BAT! Lulz.

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Pencil4artists [2009-09-13 18:06:53 +0000 UTC]

so freakin funny hahaha

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Livantasorous [2009-09-02 16:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Love this!

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Reduxist [2009-08-23 22:24:08 +0000 UTC]

...sex slavery?

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Drivingblind666 [2009-08-22 22:01:02 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA those tattoos are hilrious! xDD

And yes anyone with a tribal tattoo, EVEN A VAMPIRE, is a douchebag.

I love your comics, Zach!

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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Drivingblind666 [2011-04-22 04:19:55 +0000 UTC]

That would make Revy from "Black Lagoon" a douchbag...oh wait a minute...SHE IS A DOUCHBAG!! I just had an epiphany! A woman can be a douchbag! Woohoo!! Now I can call them "douchbags"!

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Drivingblind666 In reply to Ozymannndias677 [2011-05-22 20:13:33 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Drivingblind666 [2011-06-12 05:17:08 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you so much for that inspiring comment!!

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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Ozymannndias677 [2011-04-22 04:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, Drivingblind! Hahaha, you made my day!

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Yoikodomo [2009-08-21 20:53:25 +0000 UTC]

The tribal tattoo interrupted the flow of this comic for me because I was laughing so hard.

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jess-izzle [2009-08-19 21:53:13 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

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thelyAAA [2009-08-19 14:25:56 +0000 UTC]

I love this comic! Made me laugh out loud! (Which never really happens when I'm reading or veiwing art.) I can't stand when people wish they were vampires. I mean, I LOVE the sun! I could never give it up! Anyway, the end panels are AWESOME.

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Ozymannndias677 In reply to thelyAAA [2011-04-22 04:17:47 +0000 UTC]

That is the one thing I would miss the most, unless I meet a vampire with a moderate UV tolerance. Even then, I would want to remain human until all circumstances were considered.

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The-DaneMen [2009-08-19 10:25:39 +0000 UTC]

I thought this was pretty good, but...

Did he get the tattoo when he was a slave or had a slave?

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Exzachly In reply to The-DaneMen [2009-08-19 13:31:21 +0000 UTC]

Presumably he had the slaves, being adamantly pro-slavery and all.

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Athysette [2009-08-19 05:41:53 +0000 UTC]

I love this! Haha, nicely done.

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