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HoneyBatty16 [2013-06-05 04:38:11 +0000 UTC]
I will probably feel the same way too. But if I become a vampire, I have to learn to live like one.
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mad-and-mirthful [2012-01-24 22:11:21 +0000 UTC]
I feel new sympathy for all those poor undead. XD
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sevenofeleven [2011-12-26 16:17:36 +0000 UTC]
This is great.
None of that sparkly nonsense either.
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Murderdoll-69 [2011-04-07 21:08:59 +0000 UTC]
the last two sentences makes me laugh so hard xD
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Clover-san311 [2011-04-07 04:16:04 +0000 UTC]
yeah/
which begs the question? do vampires pee?
okay that was... i'm going to bed now...
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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Clover-san311 [2011-04-22 04:24:02 +0000 UTC]
Vampires don't use the bathroom, because..I don't believe they create any waste.
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Clover-san311 In reply to Ozymannndias677 [2011-04-22 21:05:34 +0000 UTC]
XD yeah i know that now. funny.
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MoonlightWishes [2010-11-04 03:22:22 +0000 UTC]
ahh! I really love your comics!I think they`re awesome!
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ayeshoo123 [2010-09-02 20:10:43 +0000 UTC]
Omg that's just so true XD I always wondered what happened to their clothes when they turned into bats xD
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kilian777 In reply to ayeshoo123 [2010-10-08 03:16:18 +0000 UTC]
There clothes turn into fleas.
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Silverbaneblood [2010-07-25 03:31:23 +0000 UTC]
Take that all you vampire loving individuals! hahahahahahaa....seriously though, this is great.
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masu5536 [2010-07-09 02:07:45 +0000 UTC]
you know i always wondered what happened to their clothes when they turn into bats.
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jonasgrant [2010-06-27 00:49:06 +0000 UTC]
LoL, at least he's not complaining about his skin being shiny...
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squonkpuddle [2010-05-04 00:53:30 +0000 UTC]
Nice. I remember reading this story where vampires just hack off the offending tattoos, but, hey, maybe it just hurts more than it's really worth.
I think the last three panels make the comic- it makes me giggle every time.
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narutosauske [2009-11-29 13:18:04 +0000 UTC]
:wooohplz:
twilight sucks ass,darren shan is kickass!!!it makes more sense than twilight plus darren isnt an effing fairy!
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who said the cookie jar was made of pie?
mr.lovehorn
who said the pie cabinet was made of cookies?
mrs.hornlove
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Ozymannndias677 In reply to narutosauske [2011-04-22 04:22:24 +0000 UTC]
He was a wuss in the first movie, but he will have to develop into a bad ass at some point. Only when I hit Shan's books will I understand.
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sylphstarwind [2009-09-20 17:49:54 +0000 UTC]
I was wondering if this was going to be a rip on Twilight. Though, I suppose that might be overdone. There are plenty of real vampire problems to deal with; we shouldn't bring sparkling into it. Aw, I just did. Anyway...good points. I like the whole tattoos thing, especially the 'slavery for life'. That would be pretty tough to explain.
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admiral-squee [2009-09-17 01:42:31 +0000 UTC]
Wanna be a vampire? Sure. Just remember that forever is a really long time to live with your dumb decisions.
Epic. The bat. THE BAT! Lulz.
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Drivingblind666 [2009-08-22 22:01:02 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA those tattoos are hilrious! xDD
And yes anyone with a tribal tattoo, EVEN A VAMPIRE, is a douchebag.
I love your comics, Zach!
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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Drivingblind666 [2011-04-22 04:19:55 +0000 UTC]
That would make Revy from "Black Lagoon" a douchbag...oh wait a minute...SHE IS A DOUCHBAG!! I just had an epiphany! A woman can be a douchbag! Woohoo!! Now I can call them "douchbags"!
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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Drivingblind666 [2011-06-12 05:17:08 +0000 UTC]
Haha, thank you so much for that inspiring comment!!
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Ozymannndias677 In reply to Ozymannndias677 [2011-04-22 04:20:37 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, Drivingblind! Hahaha, you made my day!
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Yoikodomo [2009-08-21 20:53:25 +0000 UTC]
The tribal tattoo interrupted the flow of this comic for me because I was laughing so hard.
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thelyAAA [2009-08-19 14:25:56 +0000 UTC]
I love this comic! Made me laugh out loud! (Which never really happens when I'm reading or veiwing art.) I can't stand when people wish they were vampires. I mean, I LOVE the sun! I could never give it up! Anyway, the end panels are AWESOME.
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Ozymannndias677 In reply to thelyAAA [2011-04-22 04:17:47 +0000 UTC]
That is the one thing I would miss the most, unless I meet a vampire with a moderate UV tolerance. Even then, I would want to remain human until all circumstances were considered.
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The-DaneMen [2009-08-19 10:25:39 +0000 UTC]
I thought this was pretty good, but...
Did he get the tattoo when he was a slave or had a slave?
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Exzachly In reply to The-DaneMen [2009-08-19 13:31:21 +0000 UTC]
Presumably he had the slaves, being adamantly pro-slavery and all.
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