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A lot of people are expressing concern for my health over this. I'll alleviate some worry: this calendar is largely a joke. While I do have longer than average periods, it's not QUITE as extreme as this. The exaggeration was for comedy purposes.
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i'm sure it'll be fine! i'm awaiting for my second period.
the best advice i can give to you is that you should always keep a pad or a tampon nearby, or wear everyday pantyliners!
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The cramping and the bloating I don't mind but the f**King bleeding is another story.
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After reading this, my eyes are now opened. I truly feel bad females even more. My heart goes out to you.
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And then why I want
to be a boy -.-
when I am on period I am the most dangerous person. Even the teachers fear me
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Same. I become an emotional, raging ball of.... blood and pain so even if my sis starts annoying me then it ticks me off so much
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Period.. Oh I'm on it and It is very irritating!
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Heh... π³ I know how you feel... π΅π΅π΅
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I just had the worst cramp ever. I was watching South Park, and I started to get cramps... It hurt more, and more until it was sharp. I was in this weird position the entire time..Β
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People still consider my dick list serious, like when girls consider this picture to be serious.
I can't believe how much I'm laughing.
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This is 1 of the reasons I want to be a boy. Seriously, boys don't have to deal with ANYTHING. I'm so jealous of them...
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Yes, Well, almost. Like,Β if you openly cry when you're a boy, I don't think it passes as well as when you'reΒ a girl. Also, they can't sing as high as we can. Also, all this period pain is there so we can have a baby at all times during the year.
But dang right, I would love to get rid of those pains and most of all, these round things on my chest.
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But you gotta admit a big scar like thisΒ is not very attractive:
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ive lost so many cute pairs of underwear because of my period and my boyfriend always gives me crap for complaining about it so i showed him this and it shut him right up!
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anyone else get the mini heart attack when you feel blood on your underpants or a serious cramp in the middle of class?
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Heh-heh, I know the feeling. Mine can last for 5-7 days and they are HEAVY (I can largely relate to the three pairs of underwear later panel).Β
I once had one that lasted two full weeks.Β
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Haha, good thing mine's winding down right now. It's usually only five days, and my cramps will feel like minor constipation. It's tolerable.
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If I meet God in the near future, I'm going to ask him WHY he made periods so painful and so messy. If he doesn't give me a REALLY good answer, I'm going to punch him in the face. I don't care if it gets me a one way ticket to Hell, the joke will be on Satan. "Hell hath no fury like a woman on her monthlies."
Sorry if that sounds blasphemous but it's true!!
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God must get beaten up ALOT for making periods...
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I salute you.
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Ke week before: *wakes up at 12 AM* I want a sandwich....O.O
1ST day: welp, finally. Now for the SHIITTTTTTTT MY STOMACH IS BEING EATENVBY AN ALIEN PARASITE
2ND DAY: BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE O.O
3RD DAY: WHERE'S MAH FUCKIN PADS????
4TH DAY: HOW AM I NOT DEAD FROM BLOODLOSS
5TH: finally. Its slowing down...
6TH: almost over...
7TH: what the hell OH COME ON NOW THE OLD BROWN BLOOD TOO???))
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Yup. This is has been put into beautiful words.Β
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Does it bleed and feel like it's turning inside out?
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No, but this does happen.
1, nowadays, dicks are seen as the grossest invention ever for society, and most women hate them all, so you can't say you exactly have one without expecting to be called "the same as other men" or a "dirty man". Without a lady, you can't have a baby...unless you like sticking it inside of other men and they like it as well.
2, if you're the unfortunate 30%, your penis WILL lean in an unexpected way, will make you unable to have sex unless you operate it to move it's position a little, and erections will hurt. A lot. And that is every second!
3. Having an erection everywhere is the most embarrassing thing ever. Worse if you have tight pants. Imagine yourself, in class, getting up to go whenever, and there's a stick sticking out in your pants. Everyone would laugh, wouldn't they.
4. Stimulation ain't that great. Usually, masturbation doesn't feel that good than women's masturbation. We don't have multiple orgasms, and we have to cool off, because there's a 60% of men that get cramps after having their orgasm.
5. As you have your periods, we have mating seasons. When a women's period usually start, our mating seasons usually start. We get incredibly horny and that takes over us...unless you have a really strong will or really don't notice.
6. Blue balls. A fact that must never be forgotten. If a man gets horny and does absolutely nothing about it, the balls contract and give unbearable pain (Like if someone's squishing them with a claw), and this can go for weeks. The difference between periods and blue balls, it's blue balls can happen any time.
7. To clean it, you must turn it inside out while it's non erect. That hurts a lot, instead of sliding a little tube that spews water.
8. The usual way to pee is while standing, and we can get the triple river. If you can pee while sitting down that's fine.
9. If you're unfortunate, you will get a circumcision thanks to your family, and that will make sex less pleasurable and less likely.
There's more, but I'm just covering the basics.
So yeah, It's not great to have a dick either.
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Well, I guess bleeding out my vagina is better than this.
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And knowing is half the battle.
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I feel better, now! Thank you for doing this little list. 
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