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Anime: Black Butler
Caution: Do not read if you somehow like Claude. Now onward to this jacka-I mean wonderful character's scenarios.
(Y/n) walked out to where Claude was knitting linens in the gardens with two glasses of lemonade to share with him, their friend. As (Y/n) walked up and set one of the glasses down next to him on the table. "I brought you some lemonade!" (Y/n) said cheerfully. He just stared at the glass "What's the matter?" (Y/n) asked "I don't like lemonade. (Y/n) deadpanned. All that hard work and he doesn't even say thanks. 'b^tch' they thought, and spilled the lemonade on his head and walked off enjoying the remaining drink.
One evening while sitting watching Claude do. . . whatever it is Claude does at the Trancy mansion, (Y/n) decided to ask the demon something "Hey Claude, why didn't you eat my soul?" "It's too bland for my tastes." He replied monotonously, then was punched in the face causing his glasses to fall crooked as Y/n walked off.
For the last few months (Y/n)'s house was crawling with spiders. They kept appearing everywhere all of a sudden (Claude tended to have some spiders stalk you at all times). (Y/n), never being one for liking spiders was always killing them. One after another. Squishing them under their shoes, bug spray, whacking them with magazines, you name it! All while Claude watched and gulped as his brethren died by your annoyed fury and random weapon.
One day when Claude decided to go visit (Y/n), when he found the door locked he turned into a spider to get inside (he got in a trouble worse than lemons for breaking through the doors last time.) and (Y/n) not knowing it was him saw the huge spider coming in (He never would tell you what kind of demon he was) and, wait for it, *STOMP* squishing the Claude spider beneath (Y/n)'s boot. "what the hell is with all the spiders!" they yelled.
(Y/n), during this time was waiting for Claude to arrive but he never showed. "Stupid demon." (Y/n) muttered and wandered off to talk with a smirking Sebastian, a much politer and personable demon. Oddly, (Y/n) never did see Claude again.
Not even gonna apologize I hate this bastard XD