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"A-ah! I see you're thinking about jumping off this roof uh? Our love story didn't end as planned uh? Don't feel bad, women go and come all the time and the last one wasn't the best for you if she rejected someone who'd die for her. Hey, how about joining my army? You can earn lotsa money AND die too! It's a win-win situation my friend! Now get off that edge and come through this portal. Don't think about women, think about all the money you can get if you work for me. I just need a little sign and all your problems will go away.. I promise, eh eh!"

Despite the Tortugan mercenary army being composed by desperate volunteers, Caronte, it's leader, often looks for new soldiers himself, using his portals to go to any world. Even if the galaxies are filled with propaganda posters Caronte likes to attract the most depressed and nihilistic people, so to convince them that his army is some sort of paradise, despite being all the opposite. The mercenaries of the Tortugan army 99% of the time don't survive the three-years contract.

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"A-ah! I see you're thinking about jumping off this roof uh? Our love story didn't end as planned uh? Don't feel bad, women go and come all the time and the last one wasn't the best for you if she rejected someone who'd die for her. Hey, how about joining my army? You can earn lotsa money AND die too! It's a win-win situation my friend! Now get off that edge and come through this portal. Don't think about women, think about all the money you can get if you work for me. I just need a little sign and all your problems will go away.. I promise, eh eh!"

Despite the Tortugan mercenary army being composed by desperate volunteers, Caronte, it's leader, often looks for new soldiers himself, using his portals to go to any world. Even if the galaxies are filled with propaganda posters Caronte likes to attract the most depressed and nihilistic people, so to convince them that his army is some sort of paradise, despite being all the opposite. The mercenaries of the Tortugan army 99% of the time don't survive the three-years contract.