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Published: 2008-12-15 06:49:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 2132; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 4
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In the beginning.... first European in Texas was a Spanish Conquistador who'd been shipwrecked there....And then France came in and made himself a nice colony...
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America: Texas run fro your virginity. France, back the F*** off!!!!
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Texas: I got to entertain him when I was trying to get recognized as a country.
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America: dear god... i'm to late... i'm so sorry, FRANCE!!!!! I"M GONNA' FLIPPIN' MURDER YOU TO DEATH FOR INVADING THE VITAL REGIONS OF MY WIFE (because Texas used to be a country of its own, unlike any other state)!!!!!
France: that was likeΒ two centuries ago!
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XDDD
Texas: *picks under her nails with a big knife* There ain't no one getting under this skirt unless I say so. That includes you, America.
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America: i know but you were a little girl, he's a rapist... I'm gonna KILL HIM anyway!!!!!!!
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Texas: *smirks a bit* Go after it.
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America: (runns off) HAY FRENCHIE, I'M COMMINGΒ FOR YAH!
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Texas: *laughing*
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France: (in the distance) AHHH! owtch!!
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Texas: *laughing still*
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America: DIE!
France: Ahh, what the hell! are those french fries?
America: This. Is. For. My. Favorite. Girl.
France: ( between America's words) ah, otch, qui... Britan! HELP!
Britan: (walks up beside Texas) what's going on?
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Texas: France is being beaten to death with a carton of french fries. I've never seen anything like it before and I am impressed he's managing to do any damage at all.Β
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Britan: pwahhahahahaha, no serious.... holy... you weren't lying, (laughs more)
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Texas: Told ya. *laughing*
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France: Ahhhh!!!! someone help me!!
Russia: America, do you need some help?
England: i should have brought my camera
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Texas: *and just enjoys the show*
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every other country in the world is just enjoying the show now!
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Spain is probably the scariest character when mad
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Screw the Spanish and the French. I'm a Texan and we're pure bred American.
Texas (my version): :sweatdrop:
Satz: 
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LOL You wouldn't believe how many Mexicans I get telling me I'm not only wrong, but dead wrong and that America stole Texas away from Mexico. First, I'm not wrong. Second, my Mexico has changed a bit and he's really not so bad, but kind of got the whole machismo thing tripping him up. Third, Texas took Texas from Mexico. End of story.
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I know right. America just helped Texas win it's independence. Then of course we got lazy and decided to join America. *sigh* We used to be such a proud people. What happened to that?
Texas (my version): But we still are a proud people Sparky. We really are.
Satz: No your not.
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Hannah: *picks under her nails with a bowie knife* I told him I want out if shit hits the fan. President Lamar completely depleted my money. I needed the financial stability that America offered.
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Wow I didn't realize. that.
Texas (my version): I told you. Us Texans are extremely proud. You should know that.
Satz: *Thinking: Why did I let myself get involved with these idioten?*
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Hannah: *continues picking under her nails* -.-
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Satz: ............... -_-
Texas (my version): ... ._.'
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Ahhh I wish I knew about Hetalia when I learned this....I coulda gotten 90's instead 80's on mah papers D:
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Hmm, interesting. I learned about Cabeza de Vaca reciently in English class. We had to read his documentation of his trip as he was part of the "Age of Exploration." Kinda funny to find this now.
By the way, I believe his book/story/documentation thing was called "A Journey Through Texas." So original.
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This is just so cute. You really took this history lesson to a great extreme!
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lol if you're going to do something you might as well do it well.
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(giggles) I love how Spain's glowering at Europe, tomato in hand!
Trickster
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XD you should see the chat play. Spain was throwing tomatoes at Mexico for the Spain-Mexico war.
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XD Sounds fun!
Trickster
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I always found "Cabeza de Vaca" a funny family name 
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I know, You never here about the battles here in Texas right before the civil war. It was like a war in and of itself...
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know what you mean. =w=;; the public schools here have been taking bits of history out for decades.
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Here they're taking all history, not just bits. My oldest niece doesn't know who were some of our most important artists, back in the XVIII century. I'm not even sure she knows who was Julius Caesar O_oU
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okay, that's it. Teach her. I don't care if she protests. Someone HAS to keep up the knowledge for future generations!
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I'll get in the line. My brother's first with Physics and Math... I can start with the little ones, thought. They'll need the assistance, I'm afraid.
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