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Fetchbeer — Week 1, Lost at sea
Published: 2011-07-03 04:33:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 1511; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 273
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Here is Guybrush versus the fishy bitches,Those saline blooded sea pony witches.
They drown the luckless and the weary,
With their song so strange and eerie.
Our little pirate has come prepared,
She stands ready, her sword bared.
But she looks for them on the wrong side,
As from the other they do deride.
Will our hero run them through,
Or will she become a fishy stew?
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Funny thing about being behind a pony like that: getting bucked in the face is always an imminent possibility.
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Behind a pony you should not lurk,
Especially not with an evil smirk.
For if they are suddenly startled,
Their anger will become unbottled.
Hooves will fly with great speed,
If you are struck, you will bleed.
So don't sneak up on her from beneath,
If you want to leave with all your teeth.
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Only death awaits in water of sirens.
Will Guybrush survive? Merely shoo-be-do-bee-doops were heard across the mist.
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That is how she tells the tale,
As if in this she did not prevail.
She likes to say she was torn to apart,
And that they did dine upon her heart.
But she is often caught in this falsehood,
She implies she's been misunderstood.
That it was a friend who met their fate,
As aquatic equestrian fishing bait.
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well, celestia has no fish tail, that we know
those outside her rule no good can grow
for those of earth, sky, and magic do fear
their kin known as hippocampus and sleipnir.
though sea childs face does not raise fear or ire
my mind sees a want of fun,that, or... physical... desire...
...
the brave guybrush turns, smirk proud, to say
"take a picture, through time it'll stay."
cold blood turns hot, cheeks ignited red
the mer kin flee's, by embarrasment prompted
see what you've done, now im all ryhmey
like this forever i'll respond, blimey!
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I can see that pony pirate flaunting,
And with her plot the monster taunting.
If that fish was feeling amorous,
More mockery might be hazardous.
The mind that lurks behind that grin,
May not know the meaning of chagrin.
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I always supected those sea ponies were no good.
'Shoo-be-doop' indeed!
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They ask you to call S.O.S. if you're in distress,
But in the sea a disappearance leaves no mess.
If a pony thinks it's help they will receive,
Then this new danger they won't perceive.
The pony of the sea will do as she does wish,
And her victim will become a feast for the fish.
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Those teeth! She looks so bitey! And that poor flank is exposed! I fear for our pirate hero!
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Sharp teeth made to tear and rend,
I do not think it wants a friend.
That monster looks so very hungry,
A ponies flank must be rather yummy.
I'm sure that Guybrush won't become a snack,
She's just waiting for her moment to attack.
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Very Hemingway.
I'll parody Guys and Dolls instead.
I sailed away on that little boat to heaven
And by some chance found a pony in my fist
And there I stood Nicely passin' around the Trixie
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A pony is a thing far to dear,
To keep for yourself and not to share.
We stand together and pass them around,
Because of ponies, a frown can't be found.
They are the glue that hold us together,
Even through the roughest weather.
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I'd make a plot joke, but this one is just too easy.
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When the sea pony I did draw,
I did notice that little flaw.
How should I describe it best?
She seems a little plot obsessed.
But no matter where the two I moved,
I found no position that improved.
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> Will our hero run them through,
> Or will she beco- SHOO BE DOO
Fix'd.
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That song I think I have repressed,
So that other minds I would not molest.
But since you have brought it up again,
It has wormed it's way back into my brain.
Is there a way to this serenade undo?
Shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo...
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