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The Great and Powerful Trixie wishes it to be known that she refuses to volunteer! As naturally since The Great and Powerful Trixie is the Unicorn with the most experience dealing with monsters from the dungeon dimensions, The Great and Powerful Trixie knows that she will be the first one sought out to lend aid in the matter, and thus The Great and Powerful Trixie firmly refuses to volunteer for such a dangerous and foolhardy mission!This silly posing pony is quite fearful,
Even as she pretends to be quite cheerful,
That boasting manner is getting old,
Surely some eldritch horror will soon unfold.
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Comments: 25
Khuur [2011-12-20 19:33:49 +0000 UTC]
I can think of eight different reasons why this picture wins, and why Trixie is best Rincewind.
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J4B In reply to Khuur [2011-12-20 22:46:59 +0000 UTC]
Because she is reasonable enough to run away when danger appears?
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Khuur In reply to J4B [2011-12-21 02:31:20 +0000 UTC]
Because she has a particular attraction to [pine cones].
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Fetchbeer In reply to DeltaOsprey [2011-12-20 17:50:37 +0000 UTC]
Are you calling Trixie a shrimp? Oh never mind, Pawn, not Prawn, yes I believe that this is true.
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DeltaOsprey In reply to Fetchbeer [2011-12-21 06:37:29 +0000 UTC]
of course of all the dieties to have take an interest in you the Lady is one of the scariest. While she will never sacrifice you, that dosn't mean she's gonna make your life easy.
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Glamador In reply to Team-Friction [2011-12-20 03:29:40 +0000 UTC]
Team-Friction seems not to get the joke.
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Educate yourself my friend. You'll thank yourself later.
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Team-Friction In reply to Glamador [2011-12-20 04:44:45 +0000 UTC]
TL;DR.
There are better jokes to get.
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Fetchbeer In reply to Team-Friction [2011-12-20 17:53:45 +0000 UTC]
Trixie is legally prohibited from calling herself a Wizard by the Canterlot Council of Magic, and thus to get around this injunction she just keeps adding z's to the word.
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EmoticonMouse [2011-12-19 21:12:48 +0000 UTC]
That's it! I'm moving to Lancre. I'll take my chances with witch's coven of Granny Smith, Granny Pie, and Zecora.
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Fetchbeer In reply to EmoticonMouse [2011-12-20 17:40:04 +0000 UTC]
I think it would be safer out there in Lancre with those three witches, the unicorns at Canterlot University seem to insist on fiddling with magic they do not understand...
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EmoticonMouse In reply to Fetchbeer [2011-12-20 21:00:00 +0000 UTC]
THAT'S MORTALS FOR YOU, THEY'VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES.
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Glamador [2011-12-19 06:49:56 +0000 UTC]
1. The luggage's legs should be pink.
2. Where are the luggage's teeth?
3. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ON THE TOWER IN THE WINDOW!?
I love the idea, Trixie being semi-incompetent and all that. But I feel like her personality better fits The Dean. Rincewind just isn't quite right.
Love the doctored quote you've used there though.
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Fetchbeer In reply to Glamador [2011-12-20 17:42:51 +0000 UTC]
1. The legs indeed need to be a different color, they rather blend it with the chest and end up looking like some kind of brown skirt.
2. The luggage is currently being playful, and is not actually planning on eating Trixie, therefore it doesn't need it's teeth.
3. I don't know, but I'm scared too!
Trixie was just the first pony that popped into my mind when I was drawing this, even if her character is nothing like Rincewind's.
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PixelKitties [2011-12-19 06:00:47 +0000 UTC]
The Great and Powerful Trixie is the ONLY unicorn to EVER defeat the dreaded mimic from the INSIDE!
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Fetchbeer In reply to PixelKitties [2011-12-20 17:38:43 +0000 UTC]
How to defeat the dreaded mimic:
Step 1, Get yourself eaten by the mimic, the less struggle you put up, the more likely you will be whole inside.
Step 2, ???
Step 3, You are victorious, congratulations.
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