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Description Syndrome also has need for a temp, since Mirage is going on a shopping break with Helen Parr. (Yes, seriously! Any other interpretations are just figments of your own overheated imaginations!) The evil science guy therefore placed an ad in the Weekly Villain:
Kick-ass young woman wanted for temporary job during summer vacation. Previous experience of evil fighting considered a merit. Numerous gadgets and gizmos with guaranteed functionality (37 patents pending, 5 registered trademarks™ and full copyright on background music and graphic profile). Tropical island location. Full contingent of henchmen available.
Shego is, of course, the perfect candidate for the job. Syndrome, however, is in the process of making a fatal mistake. Cause of death – his own – will be lack of connection between brain and mouth, aggravated by a terminal case of bad taste. OK, Mirage is cute and all, but compared to Shego, she has the figure of a piece of string, with rather unimpressive front and rear bumpers.

This is a great pity, ‘cause Shego really liked the black dress and the possibilities of sun and sand. And side-kicking for an inventor whose stuff actually works would have been a nice change.

Shego is © Disney and created by Schooley and McCorcle. Syndrome is from the 2004 Pixar movie written and directed by Brad Bird, and will for the brief remainder of his life also be © Disney.
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Comments: 42

darthnowlan [2015-08-25 12:01:05 +0000 UTC]

Syndrome is stupid. I'd hire Shego in a second if I was in his position.

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FeudorLaurent In reply to darthnowlan [2015-09-06 11:06:52 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I would, too! Even if she'd be expensive...

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darthnowlan In reply to FeudorLaurent [2015-09-06 11:11:43 +0000 UTC]

The price would be worth it as a long term investment.

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jarvik2009 [2015-02-02 14:48:01 +0000 UTC]

Syndrome should slip a mind control collar on her and bleach her hair .....  

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FeudorLaurent In reply to jarvik2009 [2015-02-02 18:20:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, if he can do it before she fries him ...

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bonnybanshey [2012-05-25 22:11:28 +0000 UTC]

And Sinestro was gone

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FeudorLaurent In reply to bonnybanshey [2012-05-27 14:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that were his infamous last words...

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bonnybanshey In reply to FeudorLaurent [2012-05-27 14:02:48 +0000 UTC]

silly silly man

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FeudorLaurent In reply to bonnybanshey [2012-05-30 17:21:06 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

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bonnybanshey In reply to FeudorLaurent [2012-05-30 17:26:24 +0000 UTC]

he obviously doesn't know she is a former super

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FeudorLaurent In reply to bonnybanshey [2012-05-30 17:29:03 +0000 UTC]

He's pretty clueless...

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bonnybanshey In reply to FeudorLaurent [2012-05-30 17:32:29 +0000 UTC]

yep

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SoftFishy [2011-12-18 04:40:43 +0000 UTC]

...He shouldn't of said that...

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FeudorLaurent In reply to SoftFishy [2011-12-18 09:53:05 +0000 UTC]

No, that's like "famous last words"...

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SoftFishy In reply to FeudorLaurent [2011-12-18 21:59:29 +0000 UTC]

Well, he's definitly in for a world of pain

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FeudorLaurent In reply to SoftFishy [2011-12-19 19:40:52 +0000 UTC]

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Creativesm75 [2009-05-26 11:06:38 +0000 UTC]

the troll-like man is in trouble. troll due to his... well troll-like hair.

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FeudorLaurent In reply to Creativesm75 [2009-05-26 11:51:26 +0000 UTC]

He sure is! That's the bad gau from the film "the Incredibles"; and he sure could do with some hair care products...

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Creativesm75 In reply to FeudorLaurent [2009-05-26 11:55:16 +0000 UTC]

i know... his hair is so... ugh

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DaColdOne [2009-03-14 04:59:04 +0000 UTC]

Shego (during the trial): "And that, your honor, is why I killed him."

RIP, Buddy...at least death by Shego is better than death by jet-turbine.

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FeudorLaurent In reply to DaColdOne [2009-03-14 08:06:39 +0000 UTC]

and depending on the jury, she may even be acquitted

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DaColdOne In reply to FeudorLaurent [2009-03-14 08:23:13 +0000 UTC]

And then she'll probably claim Buddy's island as her own and convert it to a vacation resort...and rake in the cash.

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FeudorLaurent In reply to DaColdOne [2009-03-14 09:48:25 +0000 UTC]

... or just enjoy it all by herself...

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RavensQuill [2009-03-11 00:51:41 +0000 UTC]

OOOO... he so didn't just make a comment about her weight....

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FeudorLaurent In reply to RavensQuill [2009-03-11 06:43:48 +0000 UTC]

No, he really put his foot in it...

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RavensQuill In reply to FeudorLaurent [2009-03-11 08:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah...

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Jeepika [2009-03-07 22:45:33 +0000 UTC]

I would hire her without thinking it twice... she looks gorgeous in that dress!!!

Althoug the bumpers...

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FeudorLaurent In reply to Jeepika [2009-03-08 07:45:37 +0000 UTC]

I would, too! Given her history of hostility towards Dr. D I would perhaps regret it, but I would sure give it a try!

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turbolover175 [2009-03-07 08:46:55 +0000 UTC]

Mirage sure is a cutie, I won't go in-depth discussing her "bumpers", but you just don't get away with saying something like this to Shego. If there's a job involving black dresses and island hideaways, you shouldn't even need to search, just call up The Green One, right off the bat. It's amazing though, no matter how deep the recession gets, there are still loads of job opportunities out there for "kick-ass young women".

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FeudorLaurent In reply to turbolover175 [2009-03-07 10:49:47 +0000 UTC]

For some unique and skilled labour, there is always a demand, and you don't get more unique than Shego and KP...

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turbolover175 In reply to FeudorLaurent [2009-03-08 07:48:35 +0000 UTC]

Yup, despite what all the economists are telling us, there's never a shortage of work, there's just a shortage of the right workers.

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Skoshi8 [2009-03-07 03:06:16 +0000 UTC]

The jet engine will be more merciful.

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FeudorLaurent In reply to Skoshi8 [2009-03-07 10:50:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's a quick way out compared to what Shego might do...

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freivolk [2009-03-06 22:44:53 +0000 UTC]

He will die. And he will come back. Supervillains work that way.

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FeudorLaurent In reply to freivolk [2009-03-07 10:51:00 +0000 UTC]

That's the "super" part, I guess...

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spioonerxyz [2009-03-06 22:22:07 +0000 UTC]

well done, well thought out as always feudor!

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FeudorLaurent In reply to spioonerxyz [2009-03-07 10:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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spioonerxyz In reply to FeudorLaurent [2009-03-07 13:30:36 +0000 UTC]

not a problem man

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hults2 [2009-03-06 22:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Dead Syndrome walking.....

and who is he to complain? Shego? in an evening gown, and obviously she fills it out and knows how to work it...

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FeudorLaurent In reply to hults2 [2009-03-06 22:09:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, as I said - terminal bad taste...

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hults2 In reply to FeudorLaurent [2009-03-06 22:14:37 +0000 UTC]

oh well, given the choice between this or a jet engine intake.. at least he can go happy (if he has the good sense to)

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FeudorLaurent In reply to hults2 [2009-03-07 10:52:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure happiness is a flaming fist up your ....? whatever...

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