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Feyzer — Double Date Disaster 3 (updated with neko)
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Published: 2016-07-03 04:55:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 1997; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 27
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(Female Store Worker) “Welcome, how can I help you?”
(Suzu) “We need something business casual, Keoni do you know your dress size?”
(Keoni) “Um...no...”
(Female Store Worker) Instantly perking up as she eyes Keoni up and down “Oh a Selachi...”
(Female Store Worker) “A really big Selachi...right this way!” 
(Suzu) Her eyes narrowing into a hostile sneer as the store worker yanks Keoni by the arm 
(Female Store Worker) “I know just the thing! It's perfect, wow your a muscular one...”
(Keoni) “Um...thanks…?”
(Keoni) Glancing back at his girlfriend snarling
(Female Store Worker) “This blue blazer is perfect, you look amazing in blue sir...”
(Keoni) “Really? Thanks.”
(Suzu) “We'll take it...and go...” 
(Keoni) “I need pants too right? And socks, and a tie, do I need cufflinks for something like this?”
(Keoni) Suzu looking like she is about to punch him “…Well I got some jeans at home they kinda fit...” 
(Female Store Worker) “We have some incredible slacks that would work well for an athletic person such as yourself, see these have open holes for your tail to poke out.”
(Suzu) As the store worker holds his tail
(Suzu) “I HAPPEN TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!” 
(Keoni) The store worker cowering behind him holding a large roll of measuring tape “She's just trying to measure me...”
(Female Store Worker) “Excuse me sir could you flex your arm a bit?” 
(Suzu)
(Keoni) “Suzu she's trying to measure my sleeves...” 
(Suzu) “Oh...sorry...”
(Keoni) As the store clerk smirks measuring his arms and legs “You really got a mean jealous streak...it's embarrassing...””
(Keoni) Feeling something being stuffed into his pockets as the store clerk winks “Excuse me?”
(Female Store Worker) “Sorry sir, we tend to put cotton in the pants pockets, but feel free to check them once more when you have a moment alone...”
(Keoni) “...Okay?”
(Suzu) Furiously dragging Keoni out of the store after making their purchase “...”
(Suzu) Waiting briefly for the door to close “I am NOT jealous she was flirting with you the whole time!!”
(Keoni) “No she wasn't, you didn't even let her finish fitting everything! These pants still feel tight...”
(Suzu) Stuffing one hand into his pocket before revealing a crumbled piece of paper “THEN WHAT'S THIS!?”
(Keoni) As Suzu throws the tiny note in his face “It's just a store coupon….”
(Keoni) His eyes narrowing looking at the small nearly written ink near the bottom “With a...phone number written down...”
(Suzu) Keoni struggling to hold her back as she attempts to charge back into the store “I am going back in there and give that woman a piece of my mind!!”
(Keoni) Feeling himself being dragged forward “Suzu we're twenty minutes late! They're waiting for us!!”
RIP!
(Suzu) Both of them locking on Keoni's ripped sleeve “...Fine let's go, but as soon as this is over...” :furious:
(Keoni) “Why are you so mad at me? I wasn't flirting with her!?”
(Suzu) “Not ONCE did you say we were dating!”
(Keoni) “…How is that a big deal? It's not like I announced it in front of the entire store like you did…” roll:
(Suzu) “Well maybe NEXT time you mention it...”
(Keoni) “Fine I'll be sure to...”
(Keoni) Suzu dragging him forward as he begins shouting at the traffic around them “HEY YOU!! YOU IN THE VAN!! WE'RE DATING!! JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS WE ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP!!”
(Suzu) “...”
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Joo. Toi on muuten Virolainen hai
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this was one of the funniest things I have ever read.
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Has Keoni been bulking up? His chest looks bigger.
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The girl at the left-bottom reminds me of Cozetta for some reason. XD
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