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Published: 2016-02-07 01:11:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1170; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 33
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(Double Date Disaster) Written by Qh
(Suzu) “Have you seen my ear rings?”
(Keoni) Shrugging in confusion as his girlfriend digs through several layers of fancy apparel “Which ones?”
(Keoni) “Are you talking about the one's that look like clam shells, or the ones with the emeralds inside them, or the gaudy ones your grandmother had for her anniversa…?”
(Keoni) Watching Suzu slowly turn and give him a glare that could freeze mercury 
(Suzu) “It wasn't her anniversary it was a graduation present...” 
(Keoni) “Right...sorry…?”
(Suzu) Deeply sighing “Okay, so between the clam shell ones or the saphhire ones, which do you like best?” 
(Keoni) Watching Suzu shake both ear rings above his head “The um...blue ones.”
(Suzu) “They're both blue...”
(Keoni) “Okay the clam ones, wait...are we going to a sea food place?”
(Suzu) “What does that have to do with...”
(Keoni) “The sapphire ones! They look fancier.”
(Keoni) “Wait, maybe the clam ones...argh Suzu your more into fashion stuff than me, you pick.”
(Suzu) “I'll just go with the clam ones.”
(Keoni) “I don't know they look kinda cheap!”
(Suzu) “WHAT!?” 
(Keoni) Scrambling to the bathroom as Suzu gives chase 
WHAM!
(Suzu) Pounding her fist on the locked door “Well if my most expensive ear rings look CHEAP! Then should I wear the sapphires!?”
(Keoni) Burying his face in his hands “I...I don't know...” 😢
(Suzu) “Okay I'll just...go without...”
(Keoni) The door opening slightly “So we can go now? I've been waiting for you to get ready for the past hour...”
(Keoni) Suzu glowering at him “You look beautiful by the way.”
(Suzu) “Aww...really?”
(Keoni) “Yeah but..please wear ear rings! It looks sexy.”
(Suzu) Giggling and raising the sapphire patterned jewels to her ears “Okay cutie, these?” 
(Keoni) “No the clam ones….”
(Suzu) “You just said they looked...”
(Suzu) Her confusion turning to sheer disgust “Your not going dressed in that are you?”
(Keoni) “What's wrong with it?”
(Suzu) “First of all jeans and a white t-shirt? Ew...” 
(Suzu) “Don't you have a nice suit? We planned this ahead for two weeks...”
(Keoni)
(Suzu) “Well there's still time, we'll just go to a big and tall shop...”
(Keoni) As Suzu grabs his arm “Clam ear rings!”
(Suzu) “I will...”
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Comments: 7
Wait. How are both earrings blue? Emeralds are green.
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Fixed. Wasn't me writing. I just copied and pasted.
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kind of the same with my mom, i'm not a judge of clothing or jewelry in real life, so i always think, why are you asking someone who's got zero judgment or opinion of that stuff
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Did you change Keoni's design a little? He looks different.
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Its gonna be handwaved with bein' unkempt/me rushin' a little. She expected him to be at least half ready, yet...
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