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Published: 2012-01-16 03:53:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1223; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 7
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Description I...
I cannot explain myself...

But yes, this really did happen.
I was going insane.
Still am.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T USE A RECIPE, KIDS.

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Comments: 86

Firedblue In reply to ??? [2012-03-22 23:39:20 +0000 UTC]

I always heard that monsterfaces tasted funny, so I thought I should find out for myself. XD

Ahhh man I'm so jealous, that all sounds so gooooood ;u;
Food isn't exactly my best medium. I'm always like, Hey ingredients! I'mma mix some of you together today! Play nice! <3 and then they're all NO OMG I HATE THIS DUDE well actually we normally get along pretty well BUT THIS OTHER GUY IS HERE AND I JUST HATE EVERYONE WHEN HE'S AROUND UGH

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Alberthein1 In reply to Firedblue [2012-03-23 16:06:34 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of a pun... "So two cannibals were eating a clown..."
"One says to the other; Does this taste funny to you?"


I guess you should eat some of your friends more often to get the taste in your mouth...
That way you can define which flavour fits with which!
- he would be a fine cook, I'm sure...
But trying out stuff isn't bad either, maybe you'll find something new :3

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CK20XX [2012-02-11 06:00:52 +0000 UTC]

Wow. This is the sort of story I'd expect to see on Hyperbole and a Half.

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Firedblue In reply to CK20XX [2012-02-12 23:43:32 +0000 UTC]

It happens to me a lot. xD
love that webcomic @u@

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bloomingarts [2012-02-02 04:06:09 +0000 UTC]

ahahahaha ilove it xD

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Firedblue In reply to bloomingarts [2012-02-02 21:57:23 +0000 UTC]

Hahha thank you! XD

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abdomen94 [2012-01-23 03:22:13 +0000 UTC]

*eats all of it*
*dies*
lol. this is hilarious (:

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Firedblue In reply to abdomen94 [2012-01-24 19:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Nooooo don't diee ;u;
Thank youu <3

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fluffyfuzzball [2012-01-22 03:02:01 +0000 UTC]

The answer is Montreal Steak Spice. The answer to EVERYTHING is Montreal Steak Spice.
EVEN IF YOU'RE VEGETARIAN. Because there's no meat in the spice

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Firedblue In reply to fluffyfuzzball [2012-01-22 06:16:12 +0000 UTC]

Ghhdjvjfjh where do I get some?? @u@

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fluffyfuzzball In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-23 23:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps at your local grocery store?
[link]

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Firedblue In reply to fluffyfuzzball [2012-01-25 00:50:08 +0000 UTC]

I will definitely check for it @u@ <33

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XxRandomobsessionxX [2012-01-21 14:37:34 +0000 UTC]

lol corn? oh my my....i'm coming over some time and i'm going to help you make salsa, then we're going to make homemade guacamole with it and i know a certain fairly unknown brand of chips that are PERFECT.

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Firedblue In reply to XxRandomobsessionxX [2012-01-24 19:26:00 +0000 UTC]

That would be awesomeee @u@
You have really good taste, too <3

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XxRandomobsessionxX In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-27 21:07:58 +0000 UTC]

i have good taste?! D: how? what??

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Firedblue In reply to XxRandomobsessionxX [2012-01-28 15:16:52 +0000 UTC]

You've always had good tastee ;u; <333

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XxRandomobsessionxX In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-28 15:46:35 +0000 UTC]

on WHAT?

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Firedblue In reply to XxRandomobsessionxX [2012-02-01 04:52:13 +0000 UTC]

with EVERYTHING
duh gurl.
duh.

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Light-Aro [2012-01-18 17:12:18 +0000 UTC]


Aw, man, dude... seriously, stop being so awesome. Even fail is win with you. :'D

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Firedblue In reply to Light-Aro [2012-01-20 03:29:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh fff you're makin' me blush ;u; <3
Hahah thank you so much XD

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Light-Aro In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-20 15:10:58 +0000 UTC]

I'm just telling the truth~! ^^

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Firedblue In reply to Light-Aro [2012-01-22 05:39:43 +0000 UTC]

FFGHFHGH you make me blush more ;u; <33

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Raphies-mine [2012-01-17 17:19:40 +0000 UTC]

lololololol XD I'll make you some homeade salsa ma'am ;3

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Firedblue In reply to Raphies-mine [2012-01-20 03:29:19 +0000 UTC]

That would help XDD <3

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Raphies-mine In reply to Firedblue [2012-04-01 04:00:03 +0000 UTC]

lawl.

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Rayjora [2012-01-17 02:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! *Brohug*

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Firedblue In reply to Rayjora [2012-01-20 03:29:10 +0000 UTC]

YEAAHHHH xD

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Rayjora In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-20 04:11:41 +0000 UTC]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Nevet1212 [2012-01-17 02:14:18 +0000 UTC]

This was amazing, you need to make more comics like these!

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Firedblue In reply to Nevet1212 [2012-01-17 02:30:01 +0000 UTC]

Hahah thank you! XD
I really love making comics like this ;u; <3

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Nevet1212 In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-17 06:15:03 +0000 UTC]

Everyone else loves it too!

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Firedblue In reply to Nevet1212 [2012-01-22 05:30:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm so happyyy ;u;

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Nevet1212 In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-22 22:27:22 +0000 UTC]

^(o.o)^

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Scout-Rendezvous [2012-01-16 09:44:55 +0000 UTC]

You're so cute I can't stand it. That salsa actually looks really good xD

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Firedblue In reply to Scout-Rendezvous [2012-01-16 22:23:22 +0000 UTC]

Um... Scouty I love you oodles and bunches
but
I think there is something wrong with your eyes...
XD;;

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Scout-Rendezvous In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-16 22:46:51 +0000 UTC]

Nope. They see the truth. /stare

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Firedblue In reply to Scout-Rendezvous [2012-01-22 05:28:42 +0000 UTC]

If they see the truth, then can they see that this sentence is false?

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feelthispen [2012-01-16 09:20:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna do it. But where can I find expired corn?!?!?!?!

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Firedblue In reply to feelthispen [2012-01-16 22:19:10 +0000 UTC]

P... Please don't... XD <33 I fear for your safety if you do ;u; <3

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feelthispen In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-16 22:37:57 +0000 UTC]

I will be fine at least I think so. I'm the one who drank a glass of whashing-up liquid.
I know. It's creepy .

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Firedblue In reply to feelthispen [2012-01-22 05:25:38 +0000 UTC]

Wh... HOW DID THAT HAPPEN, GURL?? @____@

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feelthispen In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-22 13:24:59 +0000 UTC]

Bets are dangerous, ya know...

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Firedblue In reply to feelthispen [2012-01-22 15:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Ohh goodness... @____@

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feelthispen In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-22 16:00:17 +0000 UTC]

oh yessssss....

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M-Jenai [2012-01-16 08:10:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL i love u man

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Firedblue In reply to M-Jenai [2012-01-16 22:19:38 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOU TOO MAN
LET'S HAVE A SALSA PARTY

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M-Jenai In reply to Firedblue [2012-01-17 01:10:11 +0000 UTC]

Sure
but i'll buy some salsa :I

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Firedblue In reply to M-Jenai [2012-01-22 05:29:09 +0000 UTC]

That would probably be for the best XD

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nekobun13 [2012-01-16 07:16:12 +0000 UTC]

I'll never see *salsa the same way again.

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Firedblue In reply to nekobun13 [2012-01-16 22:18:28 +0000 UTC]

Neither will I.
Salsa* will never be the same again.

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