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(Thanksgiving special)
It’s that time of the year when families and love ones gather around the table to enjoy a warm, plentiful meal and be thankful to what their ancestors did to the Native Americans. There are lots of food to enjoy at a thanksgiving dinner, including corn, pumpkin pies, etc… but the most important one is that golden brown juicy turkey in the middle of the table. Naturally, turkey farmers waste no time boosting their turkey sales by any means necessary. And I do mean by any means. One farmer in the state of Arizona decided to use his what he knows about dark magic and advanced biology to engineered the best turkey in the world. More specifically, he wanted to created the first ever living turducken. Unfortunately for him, dark magic and science didn’t mix very well and next thing he knew. A flock of giant, hairless, vicious avians emerged and killed the farmer. The went on to terrorize the area nearby.

The ultimate Turducken, as the name suggests. Is the very pinnacle of what the turkducken is, or was in the sicken mind of the farmer. They resembles gigantic, bear-sized birds, lacking any feathers or hair entirely. They have large eyes, which is bigger than their brain and a smaller protruding from one side of the face. Their golden brown skin makes them look like cooked turkey. Their most prominent feature is the giant mouth growing from their stomach. This mouth have many layers, each equipped with their own rows of razor sharp teeth and long, prehensile tongues that can help them snatch up prey.

They are extremely intelligent, nocturnal and are carnivorous. Hunting in packs of 2-7 members. The leader will be in charge of setting plans and strategies to catch prey. A scout will stalk and lure prey into the hunting ground while the trappers and leader will set up traps and block off any escapes. The successful rate of a hunt is 99.4%.

They build nest in dark places. And prefer housing or caves as their nest. They eggs will then be raise together by the females of the pack. The eggs are heavily guarded, even the slightest contact with them will ensure instant death to the unfortunate person.

Despite the original purpose of using them as thanksgiving turkey. They taste disgusting and is incredibly poisonous, boney and chewy.

For some reason, they most active hunting in the November. Particularly on thanksgiving.

Description
(Thanksgiving special)
It’s that time of the year when families and love ones gather around the table to enjoy a warm, plentiful meal and be thankful to what their ancestors did to the Native Americans. There are lots of food to enjoy at a thanksgiving dinner, including corn, pumpkin pies, etc… but the most important one is that golden brown juicy turkey in the middle of the table. Naturally, turkey farmers waste no time boosting their turkey sales by any means necessary. And I do mean by any means. One farmer in the state of Arizona decided to use his what he knows about dark magic and advanced biology to engineered the best turkey in the world. More specifically, he wanted to created the first ever living turducken. Unfortunately for him, dark magic and science didn’t mix very well and next thing he knew. A flock of giant, hairless, vicious avians emerged and killed the farmer. The went on to terrorize the area nearby.

The ultimate Turducken, as the name suggests. Is the very pinnacle of what the turkducken is, or was in the sicken mind of the farmer. They resembles gigantic, bear-sized birds, lacking any feathers or hair entirely. They have large eyes, which is bigger than their brain and a smaller protruding from one side of the face. Their golden brown skin makes them look like cooked turkey. Their most prominent feature is the giant mouth growing from their stomach. This mouth have many layers, each equipped with their own rows of razor sharp teeth and long, prehensile tongues that can help them snatch up prey.

They are extremely intelligent, nocturnal and are carnivorous. Hunting in packs of 2-7 members. The leader will be in charge of setting plans and strategies to catch prey. A scout will stalk and lure prey into the hunting ground while the trappers and leader will set up traps and block off any escapes. The successful rate of a hunt is 99.4%.

They build nest in dark places. And prefer housing or caves as their nest. They eggs will then be raise together by the females of the pack. The eggs are heavily guarded, even the slightest contact with them will ensure instant death to the unfortunate person.

Despite the original purpose of using them as thanksgiving turkey. They taste disgusting and is incredibly poisonous, boney and chewy.

For some reason, they most active hunting in the November. Particularly on thanksgiving.