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Published: 2017-11-09 04:21:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 4041; Favourites: 176; Downloads: 165
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Yet another idea from my lovely wife, whom I'm discovering is a bit more perverted than I originally thought...Alt. at fnbman.tumblr.com
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Shego: *takes her suit off and has sex with her for 5 hours.*
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C'mon!Β Kimmie's an entire weekend girl at least!
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You'll need a shit load of honey and Reddi-Whip!
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*thinking about honey and Reddi-Whip while song plays "pour some sugar on me" by def leppard until realizing something....* I'll go get some beer and a beach chair and some radio and watch while I have the sunglasses with me and I'll get the guys over, and by getting the guys over, I mean Homer Simpson, Lenny, Carl, Barney, Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe, Bob, and myself.
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Back in the days when rock was, you know...good!
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Yeah. Highly enjoyed it.
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Heck, I haven't done anything wrong, but I'll GLADLY surrender to Kimmie anyway!
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It gets better when she slaps on the fuzzy handcuffs...
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One can just imagine...
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She's very through with the pat down, too.
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So, That's why Bon Bon doesn't get into a physical fight with Kimmie...
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That and the fact that getting kicked in the face with those stiletto heels in quite uncomfortable...
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Hey, it's stilettos. What more can you ask for? Other than they should be black *hint-hint*
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Well, Christmas IS coming...
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And it will be the gift that keeps on giving...
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You win the internet with that statement.
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This is so unexpected!Β I've never won anything before!
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Just make sure not to use the, "You like me! You really, really like me!" speech. Sally Fields covered that one a while back...
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Can I blame anything on Trump?
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Well, since he's been in office, the stock market has soared to record heights, corporate confidence in his tax law reductions is good, unemployment has dropped to their lowest in almost 20 years, those on food stamps have decreased dramatically, small business ownership is rising, the military is giving him high remarks in letting them actually WIN for once...
Yeah, I'd say go for it. He's to blame for this deviation from political correctness and steering the country off the path to a socialist utopia that Barry worked so hard to instill in the hearts and minds of the liberal sheeple.
Damn their HOPE AND CHANGE posters...
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Well, at least Obama finally settled the whole who can use what bathroom question...
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A Whole Lotta Moments! 
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Ever seen a woman cook Thanksgiving dinner naked?
Heels
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You should see what she can do with her tongue!
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Find the center of a lollypop?Β
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As Sun Tzu Jr once said, in a strip joint in the Forbidden City, "If you can't defeat your opponent with brilliance, befuddle them with partial nudity."
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Didn't he also say not to put all your cash into one G-string?
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Yes he did, another of his awesome teachings.
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Well, Sun Tzu understood war and sex is basically the same thing...
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Definitely a big upgrade for the Battle Suite. Heels has been working with Wade.Β Β
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Wade has always been receptive to advice about fashion design!
Heels
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I think most people would be open to that design.
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You can get on at amazon...
Heels
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Is there nothing you can't get at Amazon?
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