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One of four commissions requested by who has developed some sort of unhealthy fixation on the Coleman Francis film "Red Zone Cuba" and making lame puns based on the title of the movie and its theme song. The first one here is the aptly-named "Ren Zone Cobba" featuring Ren, Stimpy, and Wilbur Cobb in the roles of the three ne'er-do-wells in this bit of cinematic refuse.Related content
Comments: 218
FractiousLemon In reply to ??? [2011-09-25 04:42:14 +0000 UTC]
Is there some shame we can attach to it?
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-09-25 07:11:45 +0000 UTC]
HA-HA-HA-HA! YOUR-COSTUME-IS-RIDICULOUS!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-09-25 20:05:10 +0000 UTC]
"Puma Man, because you are made of earth---" "---corn grows in you!"
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-09-26 05:38:07 +0000 UTC]
Can I borrow a cup of BALD?
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-09-26 17:34:53 +0000 UTC]
You turned off Doodles Weaver!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-09-26 19:45:12 +0000 UTC]
You WILL be Nicholas Cage! You feeeelthy peeeg!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-09-27 13:09:12 +0000 UTC]
NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! NOOOOOO!!!
Yeah, sorry. That wasn't an MST3K line, but the Nic Cage bit was asking for it.
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-09-28 01:22:57 +0000 UTC]
EEEEEEENNNND! EEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNND!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-09-28 01:33:29 +0000 UTC]
Rock climbing, fuXorZ. Rock climbing.
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-09-28 05:25:32 +0000 UTC]
SANDSTOOOOOOOORM! SAAAAANDSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMMMMMMM!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-09-28 16:57:17 +0000 UTC]
I vish dey all could be Norvegian girls...
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-09-28 19:05:46 +0000 UTC]
Ja! I'm Svedish so you know everting is okay!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-09-29 14:08:23 +0000 UTC]
Does just being there make you want to kill yourself? Well then, it's a high school!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-09-29 16:05:39 +0000 UTC]
Well well well, what do we got? Another citizen who isn't READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAAALLLLLL!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-09-29 18:51:32 +0000 UTC]
You been hittin' the BOOZE again, Eb?
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-01 02:04:03 +0000 UTC]
Ma'am, the dome is an extra feature of the Sampo that you did not order.
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-01 22:01:49 +0000 UTC]
Oh no this is a sequel to something!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-01 23:38:22 +0000 UTC]
If this works, I am going to spank you, movie!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-02 05:24:44 +0000 UTC]
"Fingle, you are mine! With bearnaise sauce!"
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-02 13:24:25 +0000 UTC]
Do you want some Pringles, Fingal? How about some Danish kringle, Fingal? Fingal, are you single? You make me tingle, Fingal! Give me a jingle!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-02 17:35:31 +0000 UTC]
You're a dummy, Mike-o. An ugly, stupid little dummy who will never have ham. Why? Because ham will make the sawdust in your stomach explode.
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-03 02:40:48 +0000 UTC]
At least I'm not an ugly, stupid, repulsive anteater!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-03 03:06:52 +0000 UTC]
They took my trey-sure and I feel displeay-sure!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-03 04:22:30 +0000 UTC]
Well, damn! Accidentally got me a PlayGIRL by mistake! Aw, well, they're nude anyway. Beer and porn do make the shit go faster!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-03 04:26:49 +0000 UTC]
Alright, Thunderbucket. You're about to face your greatest challenge.
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-03 21:52:51 +0000 UTC]
The most face ever captured on screen!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-04 17:57:10 +0000 UTC]
Dumb cop and dumb cop, they're dumb cops!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-06 03:53:23 +0000 UTC]
But we're Japanese children! We can go anywhere we like at any time!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-06 05:30:09 +0000 UTC]
Hey, I'm in space already! Daymn!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-06 19:56:55 +0000 UTC]
Grandpa put a potato in the microwave again.
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-06 21:46:59 +0000 UTC]
Grandpa tried to program the VCR again.
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-12 04:09:33 +0000 UTC]
Oh, we can't have nice things.
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-12 13:07:55 +0000 UTC]
"What are we?"
"Bats!"
"What do we want?"
"Insects!"
"When do we want them?"
"Now... Right now!"
"Squeak! Squeak!"
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-12 15:44:24 +0000 UTC]
"Less schools! More hockey arenas! AND PACKERS! WOOOOOO!"
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-12 18:42:13 +0000 UTC]
That night, the LAPD search Buzz's locker to find out exactly why they call him "Buzz."
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-12 18:44:02 +0000 UTC]
"Bobby's hopelessly inbred synapses slowly begin to fire."
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-12 18:52:14 +0000 UTC]
Don't make me stand up, Bobby!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-12 18:58:58 +0000 UTC]
"You SCUM! Heeehh heeeehh heeeeehhh!"
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-13 00:30:10 +0000 UTC]
No! Nope! Uh-uh! Nope! No!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-13 18:34:38 +0000 UTC]
My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door!
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-14 04:40:22 +0000 UTC]
America for Americans! Let's send all Indians back to Africa!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-14 07:47:48 +0000 UTC]
Can I have a glass of pork gravy?
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-14 18:36:20 +0000 UTC]
Davey, let me introduce you to these federal agents. They're what you young people call 'Bad Asses.'
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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-15 11:38:36 +0000 UTC]
Then I'll ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest. But I'm not an alien!
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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-15 20:24:05 +0000 UTC]
Take me to the sweet mushroom kingdom my friend booze!
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