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FractiousLemon In reply to ??? [2011-10-16 03:42:01 +0000 UTC]

I thought Jerry Garcia was Grandfather Mushroom?

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-16 03:46:55 +0000 UTC]

You're dead, shroom! You mincing little fungus!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-16 03:53:25 +0000 UTC]

Frodo gets drunk and screws with his neighbors.

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-16 04:32:37 +0000 UTC]

When I catch you you're in my pizza so fast!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-16 15:10:31 +0000 UTC]

BONK!

"Mind your head!"

"That was supposed to make us sad, right?"

"I hope so."

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-16 20:25:01 +0000 UTC]

I'M COMING!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-18 02:39:20 +0000 UTC]

"Don't I know you?"

"Aren't you me in another role?"

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-18 03:46:08 +0000 UTC]

"I thought you were Dale!"

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-18 15:10:39 +0000 UTC]

I thought I was Dale!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-18 17:51:04 +0000 UTC]

Again, I though I was Dale!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-18 18:59:35 +0000 UTC]

My scalp actually tingled, sir!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-18 23:57:59 +0000 UTC]

Sir, ha ha ha, sir!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-19 01:25:30 +0000 UTC]

I guess I'll just take THESE elsewhere!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-19 07:05:00 +0000 UTC]

She enters a room before she does!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-20 01:18:21 +0000 UTC]

Would you like to share a can of watery Old Mil with me?

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-20 03:34:27 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun.

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-20 16:33:13 +0000 UTC]

Pu-ma-Man! He flies like a mor-on!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-20 18:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Are you an onion?

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-20 19:10:27 +0000 UTC]

But I'm a Grimwold Warriorrrrrr!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-20 21:00:00 +0000 UTC]

HELP ME I'M IN ANOTHER DIMENSION AAAAHHH!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-20 23:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Are you known for your work in the theater?

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-20 23:55:48 +0000 UTC]

More FOOD!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-21 01:34:03 +0000 UTC]

Good? He's the BEST!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-21 19:57:08 +0000 UTC]

It STINKS!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-22 17:20:51 +0000 UTC]

The apathy is palpable at this point.

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-23 04:04:56 +0000 UTC]

This is absolutely fascinating... right?

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-23 16:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Look, there's the constellation Feces right below Taurus the bull!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-24 23:35:51 +0000 UTC]

I weep for the death of the spirit and the soul. Ennuuuiiiiiiiiii.

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-25 12:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Drop 'em, Dropo.

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-25 16:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Heeeeeere comes the DEVIL!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-25 16:29:44 +0000 UTC]

Filmed in glorious black and slightly less black!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-26 00:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Filmed through chocolate milk!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-10-26 00:23:47 +0000 UTC]

Say, they've got a microwave in the living room!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-10-29 06:03:50 +0000 UTC]

Isn't that doorknob abnormally high?

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-11-01 01:54:56 +0000 UTC]

"No, I'm not tired, but my finger is!"

"Santa, no!"

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-11-01 08:47:11 +0000 UTC]

No Lupita!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-11-02 00:41:49 +0000 UTC]

You've got to admit, she's got a way with a ballad!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-11-02 03:33:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm farting Monopoly cards!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-11-02 16:58:29 +0000 UTC]

At least they're getting credits where credit is due!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-11-02 21:56:08 +0000 UTC]

The epic battle between moist and moist.

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-11-03 15:22:42 +0000 UTC]

This poses a real dilemma for the fat guy because he knows Fingal's the only cook on tonight.

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-11-03 23:29:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, that'll stop the 400 pound man who smells pancakes.

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-11-03 23:57:37 +0000 UTC]

Doctor Darren and Doctor Mario look on.

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-11-04 00:52:03 +0000 UTC]

"Paul, this is Dr. Rizzle."
"What up, bitch?"

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-11-04 12:12:00 +0000 UTC]

LEMBACH IS STAYING!!!

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-11-04 19:32:50 +0000 UTC]

Shut up and get orange hair!

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-11-05 21:19:27 +0000 UTC]

You're the Gilligan of your time, Dropo.

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-11-06 00:03:56 +0000 UTC]

My father was a can opener, my mother was a wood duck.

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FractiousLemon In reply to fuXorZ [2011-11-07 17:05:47 +0000 UTC]

And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.

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fuXorZ In reply to FractiousLemon [2011-11-07 21:21:37 +0000 UTC]

I wish I were liquid metal, man.

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