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Ok this all started with Capitan Borbonne in my sketchbook and looking through old journal entry, I found the old age arguement of Which bicuit is the best started by none other than So I decided to make a whole crew of biscuit inspired, wingless, duck creatures based on Japha ( avatar)
Pocky didn't enter the war and it's not a biscuit but who's got the heart to kill off Pocky! Pookie was only there cos thats what calls her man but it's good enough excuse for me to enter Pocky into the crew.
Japha's not in the crew because it's disputed Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits but cakes. I kept him ducky looking cos it's a dispute, plus he was made years before.

Now, this'd usually be fine and good but now it's getting crazy of me giving them each a bio.

From Left to Right they are...

Name:
Kussterd Cream (BNA: Custard Cream)

Description:
Shady, dodgy and mysterious. He doesn't talk much but then again, you wouldn't want to talk to him, too scary y'see. You like him, you can't say why. Maybe it's because of whats under his jacket, but you won't that because you won't be liking much things after that. Although only the second best killer on the crew, he's the most dangerous. Oooh, dark indeed.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
He's German and germans are instant cool for inventing the word uber, what more reason than that. Plus, who's got big enough brasses to kick him out.

The biscuit:
Custard creams are, as the Capitan says, cool, even, uber cool. Good any time, a reliable biscuit.

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Name: Shortie (BNA: Shortbread)

Description: Through one eye he sees the world as we do, through the other all he sees is love. Together he sees a world of love. Lost his legs cos his parents couldn't find any trousers that fit him so they hacked em off, he's still happy though cos he got a potato bag to hop around in exchange. He also loves his potatoes and he loves to hop around so it's all good to him. Number one killer in crew simply because he accidently falls over on his enemies and just being as awesome as he is, he always apologises.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
Apart from being the best killer we've got and being a nice bench after a hard day's night, he's just all round awesome.

The biscuit:
Groovy.

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Name: Kitt (BNA: Kit Kat)

Description:
The only cat in the world that likes to swim. The crew keep him to chase off seamice. Although everyone calls him kitt (unoriginal gits) he prefers to be called Hugo.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
It's NOT! It's a cat... if it wasn't for Shortie and his dangerous sad hopping the cat wouldn't be on the ship...

The biscuit:
It's not a biscuit.

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Name: Hob the Nob (BNA: Hobnob)

Description:
The lovable idiot. Oldest in the crew and a little bit nuts. The crew keep him because he's supposedly been around the world and tells tall tales of the wonders and treasures to behold. A pirates wikipedia, but being a wikipedia and him being as old and as nutty as he is, you can't always trust the stories he tells, entertaining stories non the less.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
To be honest, it's his boat and we're his crew, that's why he has his 'captain' hat but it was thought best that I look after the boat and crew for him.

The biscuit:
Never tried it but it looks quite nutty, so...

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Name: Capitan Borbonne (BNA: Bourbons)

Description:
He was called a nobody in his hometown, A Dreamer. As Lennon says 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one' and from that he set off to find others like him, adventurers and he found his crew. He always puts on his fake french accent on when he talks about himself but he's not french, man! Regardless he answers only to CAPITAN, not captain. He thinks himself a pioneer, they're always a bit crazy on silly things like that.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
Hor hor hor, I am ze Capitan. Ze crew? I am ze CREW!!

The biscuit:
It leads the crew for good reason.

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Name: Pookie (BNA: Pocky)

Description:
All the girls love him, they go crazy over that beard of his and look at that nipple ring! He's tall for good reason ladies, gigantism and it doesn't just stop on on his height, he's also got a big... smile!

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
All the girls love him and he's big with kids as well plus who'd kick puppy as cute as he is?

The biscuit:
I wouldn't call it a biscuit, more a snack but it's made of a 'biscuit' stick coated with chocolate so... Plus everyone loves Pocky!

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Name: Reggie and Jacque D'Jeff Steve (BNA: Regular and Choc Digestives)

Description:
Conjoined twins. That scar was made by one of them trying to separate themselves some years back. No one knows which one and the other is too scared to rat on him, the other's crazy you see, which one, none can say. They both wierd.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
Double the work for half the pay, I wouldn't kick them out fool. Plus they make light entertainment during those tense moments. During those moments a joke could get a man killed but how do you stare down a crazy. In this case how do you stare down two?

The biscuit:
Great taste with variety. Biscuits that should be on hand at all times, great for any mood swings.

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Name: Cookie (BNA: Cookie)

Description:
Everyone loves Cookie. They can't get enough of her, especially the men, she cooks. She's on a quest searching for her mini cookies. Just because she's a lady don't mean she should be taken lightly, she can handle herself in a fight and she can take on anybody in a drinking contest, in fact she lost her kids taking on a bar full of pirates in a drinking contest. She won, but sadly she lost her kids in the midst of it all. From then on she only drinks moderately, though that'll still beat most anyone.

Captain, Why's she in the crew:
She cooks better than Shortie and what heartless fool can deny helping her find her kids. Plus she keeps all the lads happy, how? I cannot say but I'm a smilin too. Them chocolate chips are sweet on the lips.

The biscuit:
Who doesn't like cookies? I don't think there exists a person that can be named.

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Name: Richie T (BNA: Rich Tea)

Description:
Joined the crew when he swam into the ship one day. He vowed to swim the world's tea. A pompous prick but a quiet one so the lads are happy.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
He's the best swimmer in the crew, a handy man to keep.

The biscuit:
Best biscuit for dunking into tea. It soaks up the tea instantly. Sadly it is a skill and those who lack it end up with broken soggy biscuit bits in their tea.

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Name: Japha (BNA: Jaffa Cakes)

Description:
Somewhat of an ugly duckling. Pulled up jeans and thin hair, he was weird before you'd meet him. He means well and the people loved him but bad things happened around him, somehow he wasn't right.

Captain, Why's he not in the crew:
An instant hit with the crew, a good laugh but in the middle of the tea eerie things happened, UNSPEAKABLE things... Sadly I had to let him go. He's not part of the Biccie crew...

The biscuit:
People love it, but is it a biscuit? I think so cos I have em with tea but then again I do have sandwiches with tea as well and they do harden like cakes.

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Boat: The Spoon

Description:
A sturdy vessle to circle around the breadth of the tea. A wonder to behold, it's beauty stirs the hearts of adventurers across the tea. The boat is made from the wavy Guruvey tree, the groovy curvey tree from Dream Scene Island, where everything is wavy.

Description
Ok this all started with Capitan Borbonne in my sketchbook and looking through old journal entry, I found the old age arguement of Which bicuit is the best started by none other than So I decided to make a whole crew of biscuit inspired, wingless, duck creatures based on Japha ( avatar)
Pocky didn't enter the war and it's not a biscuit but who's got the heart to kill off Pocky! Pookie was only there cos thats what calls her man but it's good enough excuse for me to enter Pocky into the crew.
Japha's not in the crew because it's disputed Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits but cakes. I kept him ducky looking cos it's a dispute, plus he was made years before.

Now, this'd usually be fine and good but now it's getting crazy of me giving them each a bio.

From Left to Right they are...

Name:
Kussterd Cream (BNA: Custard Cream)

Description:
Shady, dodgy and mysterious. He doesn't talk much but then again, you wouldn't want to talk to him, too scary y'see. You like him, you can't say why. Maybe it's because of whats under his jacket, but you won't that because you won't be liking much things after that. Although only the second best killer on the crew, he's the most dangerous. Oooh, dark indeed.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
He's German and germans are instant cool for inventing the word uber, what more reason than that. Plus, who's got big enough brasses to kick him out.

The biscuit:
Custard creams are, as the Capitan says, cool, even, uber cool. Good any time, a reliable biscuit.

-----

Name: Shortie (BNA: Shortbread)

Description: Through one eye he sees the world as we do, through the other all he sees is love. Together he sees a world of love. Lost his legs cos his parents couldn't find any trousers that fit him so they hacked em off, he's still happy though cos he got a potato bag to hop around in exchange. He also loves his potatoes and he loves to hop around so it's all good to him. Number one killer in crew simply because he accidently falls over on his enemies and just being as awesome as he is, he always apologises.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
Apart from being the best killer we've got and being a nice bench after a hard day's night, he's just all round awesome.

The biscuit:
Groovy.

-----

Name: Kitt (BNA: Kit Kat)

Description:
The only cat in the world that likes to swim. The crew keep him to chase off seamice. Although everyone calls him kitt (unoriginal gits) he prefers to be called Hugo.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
It's NOT! It's a cat... if it wasn't for Shortie and his dangerous sad hopping the cat wouldn't be on the ship...

The biscuit:
It's not a biscuit.

-----

Name: Hob the Nob (BNA: Hobnob)

Description:
The lovable idiot. Oldest in the crew and a little bit nuts. The crew keep him because he's supposedly been around the world and tells tall tales of the wonders and treasures to behold. A pirates wikipedia, but being a wikipedia and him being as old and as nutty as he is, you can't always trust the stories he tells, entertaining stories non the less.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
To be honest, it's his boat and we're his crew, that's why he has his 'captain' hat but it was thought best that I look after the boat and crew for him.

The biscuit:
Never tried it but it looks quite nutty, so...

-----

Name: Capitan Borbonne (BNA: Bourbons)

Description:
He was called a nobody in his hometown, A Dreamer. As Lennon says 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one' and from that he set off to find others like him, adventurers and he found his crew. He always puts on his fake french accent on when he talks about himself but he's not french, man! Regardless he answers only to CAPITAN, not captain. He thinks himself a pioneer, they're always a bit crazy on silly things like that.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
Hor hor hor, I am ze Capitan. Ze crew? I am ze CREW!!

The biscuit:
It leads the crew for good reason.

-----

Name: Pookie (BNA: Pocky)

Description:
All the girls love him, they go crazy over that beard of his and look at that nipple ring! He's tall for good reason ladies, gigantism and it doesn't just stop on on his height, he's also got a big... smile!

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
All the girls love him and he's big with kids as well plus who'd kick puppy as cute as he is?

The biscuit:
I wouldn't call it a biscuit, more a snack but it's made of a 'biscuit' stick coated with chocolate so... Plus everyone loves Pocky!

-----

Name: Reggie and Jacque D'Jeff Steve (BNA: Regular and Choc Digestives)

Description:
Conjoined twins. That scar was made by one of them trying to separate themselves some years back. No one knows which one and the other is too scared to rat on him, the other's crazy you see, which one, none can say. They both wierd.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
Double the work for half the pay, I wouldn't kick them out fool. Plus they make light entertainment during those tense moments. During those moments a joke could get a man killed but how do you stare down a crazy. In this case how do you stare down two?

The biscuit:
Great taste with variety. Biscuits that should be on hand at all times, great for any mood swings.

-----

Name: Cookie (BNA: Cookie)

Description:
Everyone loves Cookie. They can't get enough of her, especially the men, she cooks. She's on a quest searching for her mini cookies. Just because she's a lady don't mean she should be taken lightly, she can handle herself in a fight and she can take on anybody in a drinking contest, in fact she lost her kids taking on a bar full of pirates in a drinking contest. She won, but sadly she lost her kids in the midst of it all. From then on she only drinks moderately, though that'll still beat most anyone.

Captain, Why's she in the crew:
She cooks better than Shortie and what heartless fool can deny helping her find her kids. Plus she keeps all the lads happy, how? I cannot say but I'm a smilin too. Them chocolate chips are sweet on the lips.

The biscuit:
Who doesn't like cookies? I don't think there exists a person that can be named.

-----

Name: Richie T (BNA: Rich Tea)

Description:
Joined the crew when he swam into the ship one day. He vowed to swim the world's tea. A pompous prick but a quiet one so the lads are happy.

Captain, Why's he in the crew:
He's the best swimmer in the crew, a handy man to keep.

The biscuit:
Best biscuit for dunking into tea. It soaks up the tea instantly. Sadly it is a skill and those who lack it end up with broken soggy biscuit bits in their tea.

-----

Name: Japha (BNA: Jaffa Cakes)

Description:
Somewhat of an ugly duckling. Pulled up jeans and thin hair, he was weird before you'd meet him. He means well and the people loved him but bad things happened around him, somehow he wasn't right.

Captain, Why's he not in the crew:
An instant hit with the crew, a good laugh but in the middle of the tea eerie things happened, UNSPEAKABLE things... Sadly I had to let him go. He's not part of the Biccie crew...

The biscuit:
People love it, but is it a biscuit? I think so cos I have em with tea but then again I do have sandwiches with tea as well and they do harden like cakes.

-----

Boat: The Spoon

Description:
A sturdy vessle to circle around the breadth of the tea. A wonder to behold, it's beauty stirs the hearts of adventurers across the tea. The boat is made from the wavy Guruvey tree, the groovy curvey tree from Dream Scene Island, where everything is wavy.