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garfield is quarantined in his house amidst the woes of the coronavirus COVID-19 with his human master Jon Arbuckle and his dog compatriot Odie. Jon can no longer take the pressure of being the one who has lead he and his animal companions to their deaths because he failed to stock up on toilet paper and clorox disinfectant wipes at costco before everything went to hell (he also did not wash his hands when preparing garfield his signature lasagna meal) they just lie quiet in their home waiting for the inevitable end, only gaining peace in knowing that they will occasionally hear the sweet words of Donald J. Trump over the intercom as he prays the rosary with the american people. Everyone is looking forward to their preorders of Animal Crossing New Horizons to appear on their nintendo switch console, they know that they may get at least a day or two to play their favorite game with their few remaining hours. They find a moment of grim solace as they collectively agree to forgive the asian community and Japan for starting the coronavirus in the first place on account of their favorite video games company being based in Japan, before Trump comes in with another message to confess, sounding a bit like he is choking on tears, that the american government is to blame for the recent pandemic. that trump had sent mad scientists to inject the virus into animal carcasses in the chinese markets. Suddenly in shock at this admission of betrayal, the garfield gang cry themselves to sleep with thoughts about how they really are the monsters in this world and that Japan and China are completely different countries. Garfield presses down to feel a tenderness in his breast and tickle in his lungs, with his next breath he wheezes

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garfield is quarantined in his house amidst the woes of the coronavirus COVID-19 with his human master Jon Arbuckle and his dog compatriot Odie. Jon can no longer take the pressure of being the one who has lead he and his animal companions to their deaths because he failed to stock up on toilet paper and clorox disinfectant wipes at costco before everything went to hell (he also did not wash his hands when preparing garfield his signature lasagna meal) they just lie quiet in their home waiting for the inevitable end, only gaining peace in knowing that they will occasionally hear the sweet words of Donald J. Trump over the intercom as he prays the rosary with the american people. Everyone is looking forward to their preorders of Animal Crossing New Horizons to appear on their nintendo switch console, they know that they may get at least a day or two to play their favorite game with their few remaining hours. They find a moment of grim solace as they collectively agree to forgive the asian community and Japan for starting the coronavirus in the first place on account of their favorite video games company being based in Japan, before Trump comes in with another message to confess, sounding a bit like he is choking on tears, that the american government is to blame for the recent pandemic. that trump had sent mad scientists to inject the virus into animal carcasses in the chinese markets. Suddenly in shock at this admission of betrayal, the garfield gang cry themselves to sleep with thoughts about how they really are the monsters in this world and that Japan and China are completely different countries. Garfield presses down to feel a tenderness in his breast and tickle in his lungs, with his next breath he wheezes